Coffee Moaning for Sunday. Hope your weekend was good. Today's title is "Hangovers, Volcanoes, Black Swans, Sink Holes, Magic Mushrooms, Praying & Church" Dude is obsessed with being inebriated.
They are singing "Good Morning" and Mark is chair dancing like the idiot he is. Fiona is having bad hot flashes, so Nads tells her to check out her menopause and HRT video. Welcome to newbies. She tells us that for the most part they do CMs but they get busy and 99% of the subs are understanding.
Roll call. Pam is sore after painting her bedroom. Nadia suggests stretching while you watch telly.
I suggest a bath with epsom salts. Mark suggests sex.
Perv. "How are you all?" Karen has a cough. Everyone has got it. Nadia talking about lateral flow tests detecting non-symptomatic COVID. Mark is on the search for a razor as his 20 have vanished. Flogging the channel and the Member's shite. Special live at 11 a.m. giving away 50 pounds worth of vouchers of anything you want.
Black swan: The Telegraph says Apocalypse Now? Britain's race against time to fight off multiple black swan events.
Loads of crap that is or could happen. 10,000 chicken neck wringers getting visas.
Eww. Fuel shortages. The social psychologist gets a mention again. Mark went to find some petrol today. Nadia says her heart has been broken listening to the shit lives lorry drivers have. "The fat cats are going to have to cream some of their profit off." Talk about other workers who need their cars. They have a new obsession in Nick Abbott on LBC. More bitching about the gov't. "At the moment we are on our knees, let's face it we are" says Nadia.
Is this true or is it a London thing? Nadia gets all animated "OH MY GOD, DO YOU KNOW WHAT ANNOYED ME YESTERDAY? This narrative that is coming out now. Wait for this, what do you think of this? That Boris is going to save Christmas by bringing over 10,000 people to kill the poultry..." She then goes on to say it's his fault we don't have the people in the first place. "He thinks we're stupid." HIT THE LIKE BUTTON UNDER OUR BODIES.
The volcano in the Canaries, the airport is closed. "What do you think of volcanoes?"
I don't, but when I do I think of them as Mother Earth's zits or boils. Showing off, Mark tells us he has looked into volcanoes in Indonesia and Costa Rica.
Nadia asks a stupid question, does every country have volcanoes?
Mark says no, but lots of countries have dead/inactive ones.
Every continent has volcanoes and the US has the most. Nadia hugs Mark saying "I just love you, you're just so clever."
Nadia starts talking about being in Iceland and the earth bubbling. "It's a little like when you fart in the bed" says Mark.
She tells him to shut up and then starts combing his hair with her fingers.
Mark says this is an awful story and Nadia asks if we cannot have it, as it is Sunday. Residents flee their homes as their properties begin to crack and sink. "What would you do if you woke-up to find your house moving?"
Stupid question. Leave, duh. Once again, Mark being shoddy as he doesn't tell us where this is. All he says are that the homes were built on top of old coal mines. Nicola is driving around trying to find petrol. He finally tells us it's Ayrshire.
Sparks of Joy: Magic Mushrooms, who has had them?
I haven't. Nadia says it depends on your brain. She heard a story of someone who had too much and years later they have disassociation episodes. Talk about a psychedelic renaissance for mental health.
This is old news. Pick, pick, scratch, scrunch. Nads says we needs a change in mental health medicine.
Excuse moi? WTF does she know, Ms. Box of Sugar Water Vials. Mark says I think so
Mr. I don't take meds long enough to know shit from shinola and has yet to participate in therapy on an ongoing basis. Mark says MDMA was devised to help couples. Always with the sex.
Actually, it was German chemists who created it to control bleeding, found that it had a psychoactive effect. It was initially used for therapy, to get patient to open up. Nadia is under the impression that MDMA is still in use in medicine, when it isn't
BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL IN MOST COUNTRIES. Pen clicking. Mark waxes on about the earth holding all kinds of cures and Nadia saying Mother Nature created everything.
"It's Sunday isn't it? A day of prayer or did it used to be?" says Mark.
You can pray any day, Sunday is a day of rest you heathen! "Have you ever meaningfully prayed?" he asks Nads. She says she does when she mediates and fancies just walking into a church and do what she does when she meditates, but in a church.
Nadia in her gobbledegook language says she used to use guided meditation, but since reading the Ruby Wax book, she can do it on her own.
She has taken the training wheels of her meditation bike people! Talk about "9 Perfect Strangers" and microdotting. Mark says prayer is a form of meditation.
Well no, prayer is having a conversation with a higher power, meditation is the listening. Mark used to do prayer in school and didn't understand it. Nads says she went to religious schools.
Huh? "Give us our daily bread" and Nadia said that always made her hungry and that she is a carb addict.
Rachel Spain endorsement from Nads. Mark says something about using prayer and getting away from organized religion. Nadia says she uses it to deal with her ego as she has a huge one.
Young people are more likely to pray than over 55s, it's through other faiths and the pandemic. "Oh how lovely" says Nadia. She says the yoof need movement and meditation to deal with mental health.
Hangovers. What is your worst hangover? Mark says most of his are non-publishable.
Mentions waking up in a prison cell and Nadia looks like this --->
and says Oh yeah.
Must be the DUI incident. "What was it like? What did you feel like?" Awful and a fool says Mark. Nadia regrets her hangovers and the damage to her body. Nadia was shaking and crying, feeling so ill having to go to work. Dina gave her a homeopathic remedy, ginger tea and brushed her whole body with a bristle brush to get rid of toxins and then ran her a bath with aromatherapy.
I would have shoved her into an ice bath, but hey ho! Nads says she didn't feel any better from it. Mark says he was a great drunken texter. Nads says no, he was a phoner. Lucy hates blackouts. Stewart broke his leg in 2 places on sambuca, put on painkillers and no hangover, RESULT!
Nadia mentions the episode of Below Deck when David was drunk out of gourd and slipped out of the hot tub, wacking his leg onto the side of the boat. Nadia tells us of their first date when Mark the night before was partying and ended up with practically a broken nose, "wearing dark glasses like an idiot."
Yet, she still continued seeing him and had children with him. The mind boggles.
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