Coffee Moaning for Saturday. Good news in Canada as the 2 Michaels have been released from China, as Meng Wanzhou is going back home. Yeah, China doesn't kidnap people for political means.
Title is "Could Petrol Shortage Bring us to Our Knees Sabina Nessa Vigil, MEMORIES OF JAMES BOND."
Nads singing hello. Newibe spiel. Dare I say Mark looks presentable?
It really pained me to say that. 
Welcomes and Happy Birthdays at the end. Roll call. Mark is doing the roll call in the obnoxious voice over thing. Mark says he found "The Morning Show" boring now. "Darling, it was awful" says Nadia. Hellooooo Leeeee! "Have you seen how good looking he was in his photo? He has been moisturizing his beard."
Mark sups his espresso. More talk about "The Morning Show." "How bad is the green screen?" Mark has a "fat crush" on Billy Crudup. Hi Robyn who has been having the worst couple of days and I reckon it must be really
tit if she is watching the live.
In case you don't know, according to these two Jennifer Aniston and Reese Witherspoon are overacting. It made Nadia scream in pain and says "it was like something out of 'Ello, 'Ello" as she shoves some vitamins into her overactive gob.
Yes, I know it is 'Allo, 'Allo, but you know Nads, can't speak for tit.
Sarah Jane has done 16:8 for one week and has lost 6 lbs. Diet chat and Nadia tells Mark to stand up and show them how slim he is. "He hasn't been able to wear this shirt for years! Lee! Waddaya think? Doesn't he look hot?"
Tepid more like. Nadia has lost half a stone, but then Mark interjects that it isn't about losing weight
It isn't? It's about feeling good in your head and your heart. Mention about Nadia's film about it. Lee says he likes Mark in his smart casual. Paul is struggling and says he might not be around for a while.
It's the dire content, am I right Paul? Come over to the dark side, we have a variety of biscuits and tea and venue to witch freely. 
Send hugs to Paul. "As anyone heard from Angela Locke? She has been quiet for a while." Louise says she hasn't been participating either. Nads says it is the non-stop bad news.
Yeah, sure you keep telling yourself that. Nadia has some of her coffee/tea/whatever to show us she has the price sticker still on the bottom of the mug.
Just in case you are wondering about Nadia's relationship with alcohol, "No you don't have to give up alcohol on 16:8."
In the
HOW OLD IS MARK DEPARTMENT, he asks Nadia to smell his fingers.
They smell like petrol. Mark tells us they were picking someone up last night and every petrol forecourt had traffic spilling out from them.
Ah yes, I saw the photos of those selfish bastards filling jerry cans. 
The police were guarding petrol stations in central London. Claire is struggling, hugs to here. Mark and his pen clicking. Some social psychologist was on LBC saying not to call it panic buying, it's the drivers not getting to the petrol stations. There is fuel, but for the average family there is not. Nadia says people aren't buying out of greed or panic.
Well then what is it? They can't all be huffing solvents! 
Gradia says it is the dependence on cars, ruining the planet and you can't expect people to say okay, I won't have my car for the next week. "I mean peoples' lives will fall to pieces."
Calm down, jeez. Stewart saw a 30 pound limit. Talk about the gridlock. Julie said if there wasn't panic buying, we wouldn't have a problem. Mark says the gov't says don't panic and what do people do? PANIC!
I don't. I mean last year I was just bemused seeing all these people hoarding bog roll and cleaning supplies. Marky McShouty rears his ugly head, talking about voting toffs, when it is the system FIRST PAST THE POST is the issue.
Talk about the media, doing what the media does. More petrol chat. Nads says we shouldn't judge, they could be cab drivers, talks about Addison-Lee and the cut they take from drivers.
I admit it, I will judge, no regrets. Vicki says if you aren't low on petrol, don't fill up this weekend. I need to put air in one of my tires and get some gas.
Sabrina hasn't been around because her daughter's eating disorder and son's diabetes have been bad.
Natasha feels
tit as her bf broke her heart and she will be on new meds this week.
What is going on? Mark mentions the black swan scenario and Nadia wants to why it is called a black swan and Mark says it just is.
"Is this everything coming home to roost for Brexiteers?
Nads doesn't like that question, doesn't blame Brexiteers rather the gov't and their lying.
"We're looking at the people, when actually it's this little fucker, Mr. Kermit bleeping Frog, the most embarassing prime minister!" So Nadia is fed up.
"The gas prices haven't gone up in Spain and then Kermit the Frog, he's embarassing." I don't know why she is calling him Kermit, he looks more like Beeker. Brexit is a failure chat. Mark says most of the media supported Brexit, but aren't blaming Brexit, rather haulage drivers retired. Tim asks where is the opposition and Nadia says
"IT'S NOT FUCKIN HERE!" Nadia raves about Angela Rayner ripping Raab a new one.
"Keir Starmer is as much use as a chocolate fuckin teapot!" Someone has a potty mouth. The pen is clicking again.
The Sabina Nessa vigil. Nadia got very cross at work yesterday. Nads is sick of women being asked what they are going to do. Talk about unsolicited dick pics being a crime.
It isn't? It should. Nadia says girls are getting dick pics air dropped in double maths.
Of course it is maths class. But seriously, in Canada you can get charged with distributing child porn doing that. 
Nads talks about the first time she was flashed on a bus, how she was horrified, disgusted and scared. "He's masturbated
waves hands in the air and everything"
The way she is making these gestures, 
it gives the impression that ejaculate was spraying everywhere. She has been flashed 4x and got desensitized by it. Nadia says good men and women together need to combat the problem. She gives the example of someone saying they are hungry at work and someone says, well I've got a ___ sandwich for you. She then says the old don't you have a mother, grandmother such and such. I said it before and I will say it again, it is about common decency and respect for another human being, regardless of the relationship. Nadia is fuckin furious. Mark:"Hi mum!" Nads is fed up with the stories and telling women not to be angry. "People don't listen to people who write petitions, people don't listen to people who nicely go and sit crosslegged outside a door..." Mark says you looked back on your life and realize what you let happen to you.
Er, I don't think that came out right. Nadia recalls saying to the girls yeah that has always happened and now wants to smash herself in the face for saying that.
"We are constantly running hazard assessments." Nadia wants to get insured for being a woman. Mark says left wing politics turns on itself. MeTube says you can insure anything. Faye says they will insure you, but they just won't pay out if something was to happen.
James Bond and Nadia's dad was in a couple of them. Mark asks why James Bond is in the news this week.
Let me guess, the director called James Bond a rapist. Tricia asks about Kiki and the mural and Nads says she went off the idea. So I was right and Nadia gets her back up and asks "Who said that?"
Pay attention Nadia! So he said it in reference to the Sean Connery iteration and Mark talks about unpacking again, "there's quite a sinister undertone to the masculinity." Says it is interesting to look back at in this MeToo era.
Anything can be made out to be creepy, I mean look at Winnie the Pooh. He is obviously an obese, exhibitionist, honey addict, wandering around the woods without pants on. Tigger is on speed, whilst Eeyore is on smack. Piglet is obviously being groomed, hanging out with older animals. Mark tells us that when Roald Dahl wrote "You Only Live Twice" a line that was nixed from the film. "Why do Chinese girls taste so different from the others, like Peking Duck is different than Russian caviar, I love them both." He also said that lesbians were to be killed or cured. Nadia doesn't like the dredging up the past and critiquing it by today's standards. Mark then talks about the sauna scene with Bond and maybe Pussy Galore.
"Sorry, I'm just looking at Toffee and she is doing something very strange" says Nadia. She is licking in an obsessive way.
It's your presence. Nadia does an impression of Toffee and it is a sight to behold. Hair scruching and Mark calling Bond a bastard. Happy birthday to Sam. HIT THE LIKE BUTTON, NOTIFICATION BELL. 16:8 FASTING BECAUSE OF NADIA'S CLESTROL AND SHE NEEDS TO LOSE WEIGHT, EVEN THOUGH SHE THINKS SHE LOOKS GREAT. EVERY WEEK OR SO
ahem SHE WILL DO AN UPDATE. POPCORN JUNKIES CONTEST. 4 P.M. MEMBER'S AREA LIVE, LOTTERY QUESTION TO WIN A PERSONALIZED FILM. SUNDAY LIVE FOR MEMBERS AT 11 A.M. AND GIVE AWAY. ANOTHER GFH COMING VERY SOON. CM TOMORROW. "Oh my God, we are just giving, giving, giving."
Happy birthday to Elizabeth and Celine. GUYS STAY SAFE AND SEE YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE. "Oh Nads, you like magicians don't you?" "NO!" Bye bye!
