Maybe why it has been taken down if it was this morning's CM?
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I know Col is working from home but I can't remember when they were on the same show and after what M Blake said don't think it will be happening anytime soon.
Lionesses are far too graceful and demand lots of respect but I’d settle for an Hyena.
OMG!!!!It’s uncannny!!!This- from Live Science website-
Hyenas are scavengers.
“Brown hyenas can be distinguished from other hyenas by the long, shaggy hair, which is dark brown or black on the body and tan on the shoulders and neck.
Hyenas have long hair that is gray to straw-colored. Though many people compare hyenas to dogs,”
(she’s a bit of a dog...
)“they are actually much more like cats.”
(Very catty comments from her on occasion. Meow.
)“Spotted hyenas are known for their "laughs," but research shows the hyena giggles are anything but light-hearted.
(...and elsewhere on t’internet...)
“A well-known scavenger of Africa. You may underestimate hyena as an animal that only feeds on leftovers by other animals. The truth is, most time, they find food themselves by hunting.”
(she’s always seem rummaging in drawers for chockLit etc.)
“Not only are spotted hyena females larger, they are also more aggressive and are dominate in their clans.”
“ In West African culture hyenas also symbolize immortality, bad habits and other traits that are dark.”
(Ain’t that the truth?!)
“The hyena has immense neck muscles and bone-crushing jaws that no human would want to get too close to.”
-coming a cropper to this animal and being mauled by it would be one of the most horrific ways to die.
“He said: ‘The spotted hyena is an incredibly dangerous animal that would cause a lot of suffering if it were to attack. “
‘They will maybe bite off a part of your face or another sensitive body part and just start eating you.”
This would be one of the worst deaths as it would be very long.”
(Better though than having to endure a Coffee Moaning.)
(From ideas.ted.com)
“They are considered nature’s thugs — condemned throughout history and across cultures and continents as dim-witted cowards, skulking in the back alleys, waiting for an opportunity to mug other, more noble, animals of their dinner.”
“Among the four species of hyena, the largest, most widespread and most misconstrued of is the spotted hyena, Crocuta crocuta. With its scrappy fur, hunched back and wide, drooling grin, this so-called laughing hyena may not be the prettiest of animals. But our disdain goes more than skin deep; it’s personal.”
“Even more baffling than what kind of animal the hyena is, was the basic question of its gender. “It is the vulgar notion, that the hyæna possesses in itself both sexes, being a male during one year, and a female the next.”
(The females also have a pseudo-penis Tattlers but you can read about that yourselves and I’m not even going to go there when it comes to tying that in with Lydia’s anatomy.)
“Unlike most animals, where the males duke it out and the winner gets the girl, in spotted hyena clans, the females dictate the who, where and when of copulation.
“Sex is an undignified affair that sees the male forced to squat at the female’s rear, stabbing away blindly in an attempt to insert his erect actual penis into her floppy, half-foot pseudo-penis. It’s a bit like the male’s trying to have sex with a sock.”
Every hyena clan is a matriarchy ruled by an alpha female. In the clan’s strict power structure, dominance passes down the alpha female’s line to her cubs. Itinerant adult males rank last, reduced to submissive outcasts begging for acceptance, food and sex.”
(Yep!!!)
“Holekamp believes the driver of the female spotted hyena’s aggression and dominance is the intense competition over carcasses.”
(“It’s soooo goood!”
Slurp, slurp, Lizard licking of lips.)
“In a single feeding, an adult can gobble up to one-third of its body weight, or between 33 and 44 pounds of meat. It’s a frantic, frenzied and, at times, frightening scene. A female that is bigger and meaner”
(Daily Mail)
“Spotted hyenas also could eat their prey as a whole even without leaving its bones.”
A couple of things I’ve picked up on but forgot to mention;
In today’s CM, they speak of ‘poor Maddie’ and her loss of taste and smell. Not so long ago they said it had come back, but today they say she still can’t taste or smell anything.
They seem to have changed their mind on this 3 or 4 times since they first mentioned it.
Of course, we know it’s BS because as we’ve already previously discussed, months ago when N cooked one of her fakeaways, Maddie apparently said that it tasted exactly the same as the original, and this was after she’d supposedly had covid and N&M had claimed she’d lost her sense of taste and smell and it still hadn’t returned.
And the other thing - I think it was in her last cooking vlog, she was banging on about how we all throw away too much food and that we should do all we can to avoid doing that (something along those lines.. I refuse to rewatch it so I can quote her).
Yet, many times previously she has insisted that they don’t eat most of what she cooks for vlogs and it goes straight in the bin because it’s too fattening.
Which is it Nadia?
No taste and smell, or it’s come back?
You eat all of the food you make in vlogs, or you bin it?
Constant contradictions. Why are they so incapable of telling the truth? If they don’t want to tell the truth, surely it’s better to say nothing at all rather than continuously tripping themselves up with their tall tales.
In today’s CM, they speak of ‘poor Maddie’ and her loss of taste and smell. Not so long ago they said it had come back, but today they say she still can’t taste or smell anything.
They seem to have changed their mind on this 3 or 4 times since they first mentioned it.
Of course, we know it’s BS because as we’ve already previously discussed, months ago when N cooked one of her fakeaways, Maddie apparently said that it tasted exactly the same as the original, and this was after she’d supposedly had covid and N&M had claimed she’d lost her sense of taste and smell and it still hadn’t returned.
And the other thing - I think it was in her last cooking vlog, she was banging on about how we all throw away too much food and that we should do all we can to avoid doing that (something along those lines.. I refuse to rewatch it so I can quote her).
Yet, many times previously she has insisted that they don’t eat most of what she cooks for vlogs and it goes straight in the bin because it’s too fattening.
Which is it Nadia?
No taste and smell, or it’s come back?
You eat all of the food you make in vlogs, or you bin it?
Constant contradictions. Why are they so incapable of telling the truth? If they don’t want to tell the truth, surely it’s better to say nothing at all rather than continuously tripping themselves up with their tall tales.
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Food she demo cooks should really be ‘Good enough to eat’ unfortunately not for her and her family, only good enough for the plebs/subs or the bin
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My thoughts exactly!Food she demo cooks should really be ‘Good enough to eat’ unfortunately not for her and her family, only good enough for the plebs/subs or the bin
She really needs to think more before she speaks
Coffee Moaning for Thursday. The title for today's misadventure is "April Fool's Special!! French Lockdown, Race Report Backlash & Vaccine Passports." Yes and the fool is me watching this crap, so let's get on with it. We start with Nadia says something about having her best pants on and Mark laughing like a hyena. "MAAARK!" Mark says "You are like a child from Annie." Pop ad starts playing. He is going on about the pants/leggings, she asks are they ripped? "I hate you!" "Oh. They are ripped. It's because they are my running ones." He is laughing again. Nads has flour on her arse from wiping her hands on them. Mark says you wouldn't to use nightvision goggles on them. "MAARK!! "He is so annoying! None of you have to live with him and you encourage his bad behaviour." Mark says to her "You don't have to stay in my head." "Thank God! Good morning everybody, hello!" Welcomes the newbies while calling Mark her really effin annoying husband. Mark says she smells of biscuits. She says it's pistachio nuts, as that is what she has just eaten.
Chat about how much foundation does Nads put on, as Mark claims she looks darker. (She's Markling herself
) Nadia asks him what is he on today or something? The hyena goes off again. Nads says she is not making him anything to eat today. He says he doesn't want anything. (Now who is being childish?) Mark says he likes a Marks&Spencer prawn sandwich. Nads says good "Because I'm not feeding you." Good morning again. Ashley Gardner is fighting with Xander for teacher's pet, as he has put up an IG thingy for them. Mark had a smoothie "lovingly made" by Nads and he complained about the shard of ice in it. Roll call in a sing songy way. Xander suggests Nads smack him. Mark says this story is going to send Nads into "apoplectic madness." Joe doll hair Biden used Air Force One to fly his dog to the vet and America is up in arms. (So they are back to normal down there eh?) "That is disgraceful.) Mark makes a face. Nads asks if the dog was near to death. "For a lot of people a dog is like their own child." (Not in the Sawalha-Adderley household though
) Nads asks if people would have said that if he put his grandchild in there? More face making by Mark 
. "Was the dog going to die? Or did it have an ingrown toenail or something" Nads pontificates on the optics of it, "dictator feeling about it." More face pulling by Mark. Nads then goes on about how much it costs to fly it. Mark says also a fisherman was swallowed by a giant trout. Nads pauses staring at the camera "Oh now I see it is all lies." Mark:"APRIL FOOL'S!" 
Now Mark is showboating, dancing around like a fool. Nads:"I HATE YOU! That was rubbish." (Oh God the celebratory dancing is diabolical. MY EYES! MY EYES! 
) "I was very disappointed in Biden actually." "It's not true, it's April Fool's." "Okay." She is still a bit stunned.Singing "Gotcha, gotcha, everyone's laughing." Nads talks about the whole spaghetti in trees on Witness in the 60s. Mark says he got her. "Alright Mark, you're just looking pathetic now."
Mark asks her where is her sense of fun? Nads says it was just a bit boring. She says it should have been something more fantastical. Here is a shocker, Mark has always loved April Fool's. (Count me as one of those, what is the point? And thank God it only lasts until noon people.) Mark regales us of the tale as a kid, he put ketchup under his nose, trying to put his leg in a broken position, waiting for ages for his mum to come home and then she didn't say anything. Nads:"Oh." Other April Fool's news: Japan's Nippon Airways is serving food on the runway and it sold out. Nads says that this year has been one of unbelievable moments that everything is believable to her. Mark accuses her of approaching AF's with a "forensic seriousness, it's not in the spirit of April Fool's." Will. i. am is a liquidterian. Eco-friendly hair salon. Robotic lizard. Not an AF-many mammals are contagious yawners. Communal yawn leads to communal activity. They both yawn. "Hands up if you're yawning." (Only because I am bored at this moment with the broadcast. 
) "I love a good yawn." 
Sarah says they told their boss there was a leak in the boiler. He ran up there panicking and found an actual leak! "I think a yawn is a millionth of an orgasm" says Nads.
"It's funny you should say that, because you yawn a lot in the bedroom." "MAARK!!" "Why do you have to ..." Then she says aahhh, cuz she did sommat to her wrist. Nads states the obvious "Mark, you're annoying." Mark says she is sitting like Margaret Thatcher on the edge of her chair. Nads says she cut her finger on aluminium foil. More roll call. "You know Lee that Mark is pushing it." James said to his mam that he decided to drop out of college, stress is too much. She was kind of delighted and when he said April Fools, she hit me with a tea towel. Nads fluffs her hair "But why was she delighted?" Mark feigns a heart attack. "MAARK STOP IT!, MAARK, you've gone too fuckin far, get off me.... MAARKKKK!" Eww he has buried his head in her cleavage and is groaning. (The things I do for you lot, man.) "Mark don't because you are vibrating on me." 
He continues and Nads is laughing, it is getting 14A in this live now. "Get off! You're going to break the chair!" He says he didn't really have a seizure. (Well no tit, because if it were a seizure he was trying to do, he would have stared in the distance, fallen on the floor and had a fit. ) He claims he was going full method. If I was his drama teacher, he would have been banned from the class. "What are we here for? What are we doing?" Mark says it's AF. Nads says we have done it. Nads advises against hitting the subscribe and notification because "as you have seen, it's a shitshow." Mark:"And in today's news, France has entered another lockdown, with 40,000 cases." Nads moans about how awful it is. "And Macron is stil arsing around." Some guy on Sky News said "what an arse." Nads asks what that guy's name is. "Is it Andrew Neil? No." Mark says Andrew Ridgley. "What's his name on Sky News... we've got to know." (I dunno.) Nads wants to know the other guy's name. "He used to be my boss! I love that one" she says whilst pulling at her neck. Andrew Pierce, "what's the guy from the Mirror called? Who I love." (Boy, her memory really is a sieve.) Mark screams freaking out Nads. Now he is dancing around like a fool. "I literally hate you." Kevin Maguire. Nads forgets what they were taking about. Andrew Pierce was the one who went nuts on Macron. "He basically said he's a stupid arse, he has made all the mistakes, he has been an idiot, without data, without research, he has damned AZ and now the political ramifications, not to mention the loss of life that is gonna occur because of this and he said he's a fuckin idiot." (I have a relative who sends their kids to a French school here in the city and the French she has encountered at the beginning, did not take the virus seriously, really believed the "it's a flu" line, not interested in a vaccine.) Mark is frustrated with the AZ line of take it, don't take, only over 65s. Nads says this is sabatoge by other pharmaceutical companies that stand to make billions. Oh here we go, Mark thinks "if I'm really honest, Macron has been a bit of a douchebag." (NO. If you are going to call someone a douchebag, you commit to it. None of this bit biz.) Mark further goes on about Europe and their nonsense over AZ and the rollout endangers all of Europe. (Fair enough.) Mark didn't realize how suspcious the French are of the vaccine.
Nanny Di is on the frontline of vaccine chat so to speak. She was in the taxi talking to the driver and he said that he knows loads of drivers refusing the vaccine.
Nads talks about UK having the highest uptake of any country. Talk about Whitty's leaky wall. Nads tells us that 80% of the population need to have either had it or the vaccine. Tells us 1 in 3 Britons have the antibdies, so high intake of vaccine, will the shortfall be made up who have had it (COVID), who don't know they had it (asymptomatic people I think she is trying to say.) Toffee make a weird groan. Mark asks her to ask that question again. HIT THE THUMBS UP BUTTON, WE HAVE KILLED OURSELVES FOR APRIL FOOL'S. HIT THE THUMBS UP, LEAVE AND COME BACK AND HIT IT AGAIN. Nads goes on to say that they had the vaccine, but Maddie had it, so they had it, so if they chose not to have the vaccine, they would still have antibodies. GOT IT? Nads then goes on to say that she wants the antibody test to see if she has it. (Wait a sec, didn't they have that or was that just Maddie? She has had the vaccine so she would have antibodies anyway, right? I'm going to need a lie down after this. ) Oh, so she says Maddie's test result came back at 87%, meaning she either had COVID or had the vaccine. (That answers my question, so WHAT EXACTLY IS THE POINT OF TAKING THE ANTIBODY TEST NOW?) Lee says something. Nads says exactly. "Some people that were tested, that didn't show they had antibodies, because the young people their T-cells kicked in and cleared the COVID before they needed antibodies." More chat about T-cells, if they are so efficient why do they need a booster? Karen suggests smell exercises for Maddie. (Get her to an ENT doc forfuckssake.
) "Oh I didn't know about this." Mark tries to interpret what he thinks is a smell exercise and it ain't pretty. "Oh God! Michelle Heaton has just tested positive for COVID a month after the vaccine!" "I wonder if she had her second vaccine?" Mark:"I wonder if it is a different varient?' Mark wants to know if the T-cells are so efficient, why do we need a booster? Nads says she thinks T-cells aren't activated by the vaccine. "Lee, do you know the answer to that?" 
Lynne Aoki says the food on the runway story is true. Mark:"Oh how funny." Nads said she thought it sounded true. Lee says Michelle was on Lorraine, husband had it too, vaccine to prevent a variant. Nads curls her lip at that like Billy Idol. "You're asking me and I never did biology." Lee is the elected medical specialist of the day according to Mark. "Because T-cells are memory cells it is very difficult to test people for T-cells because of lockdown many people would not have been exposed to the virus, so better to be safe and have the booster." 
Nads leaves to make a call "2 secs." More T-cell chat. There is a lot of drama going on in the next room from Nads. Loads of Ohmygawds, nows, NOs and OH tit! "Sorry Mark I've got to go out."
She comes running back in cackling "April Fools!" Now Nads is dancing and la la la-ing in the background. Mark thought her dad was ill. Singing "Gotcha before 12!" Chi chi is standing by the patio doors bewildered surely saying "Okay you have had your fun, let me out dammit!" Mark is called Mark the Narc because he listens in to everyone's calls. Mark says she speaks so loudly. Nads is laughing her head off and Mark screams again. Chi Chi gets let out. Nads says it has to stop now. Mark squeeze a banana in her face. (Waste of food.) Nads tells him to put it in the bin. You can jump in with it while you're at it. "I do not want to make a banofee pie and there are not squeezed bananas in banofee pies. There are sliced bananas in banofee pies." Mark says if you are wondering where the opposition party is Keir Starmer squeekily "Vaccine passports are un-British." And here we go-"What does it mean? What is all this nationalistic nonsense?" Nads says that if a business wants to protect themselves, they can ask that people be vaccinated. "I don't have a problem with that. Keir Starmer is a bit of a joke isn't he?" (No really? Anyone who follows what goes on with Labour would have told you that ages ago. He was Tony Blair's choice.
) Mark does an impression of Keir Starmer with a cartoon voice. Henrietta says he is so cacky. Mark had such high hopes for him. (And that ladies and gentleman tells you exactly the level of Mark's political accumen ) Nads pulling at her neck again. Mark says he likes him being a lawyer. Nads says they will make care home workers have them. (They aren't here and that story is a disgrace. If you work in a hospital vaccines are MANDATORY.) Nads mentions Nanny Di having to have vaccines when she worked in the NHS. Mark says they had to inject them all into her forehead. Nads:"Okay. Right, I think that is enough today, I think you have showed off terribly, you have upset people. "Another news story and guess who it is? That arse-kissing twit waffle of a weatherman Alex Beresford.
He is off social media for racist trolling and abuse. (Twitter is a cesspool. Am I a bad person saying I don't give a flying fig about it? He still sucks though.) Buckle up again kids, cuz Mark is going to tell ya what SM platforms need to do. Finger wagging a go-go. Asks if it is so easy for them to get on copyright infringement, why can't they get unidentifable trolls? More than 1 million people living with long COVID in Britain. ( I don't think gov'ts have a plan for people with long COVID. Here these people have had to get treatments that aren't covered by our healthcare and most can't work.) Coincidence that Beresford took down his SM the same day as backlash against the race report. Mark wants to know about the Move the goalposts much?) Mark talking about gaslighting re the report. (Oh shut up.) Resident black person Reece talks about the systemic racism within the British system, gaslighting (that word again). (Right, my soapbox. The one thing in life I know is, it's not what you know, it's who you know (or blow ). It's all about connections. Why do you think people send their kids to private schools? It's not the education, but the people they rub shoulders with. If you have got the gift of the gab, you have a headstart on others. Not denying -isms, but if you have that talent of making connections, come from money and a little luck, you manage well in life.) Mark says if you 3 Eton educated black cabinet makers thinking that shows progress,it doesn't. (Surely them being there is a sign, not all ethnic minorities see themselves as middle of the road liberals or left wingers? STOP THE WORLD I WANT TO GET THE EFF OFF!) Helicopter in the background. Imagines it landing in their backyard to pick-up Mark and drop him in Broadmoor. 
So a black minister is leaving Boris' gov't and that it has something to do with this report. Happy birthday Ribena Berry with Legs, Mandy, HIT THE THUMBS UP John. It's Mavis' 80th today. DON'T FORGET TO HIT THE SUBSCRIBE BUTTON, THE NOTIFICATION BELL, Chat about someone trying to be a member and can't. (The Gods are telling you something.
) MEMBERS LIVE PROBABLY TOMORROW NIGHT, MARK HAS SOME EDITING STUFF AND NADS IS HAVING FRIENDS IN THE GARDEN TODAY. GROUP HUG. HAVE A LOVELY DAY. HALLELUJAH HIT THE THUMBS UP. I HOPE WE ...and it cuts there. Hope your day is going well! Later! 
Probably Ruth Brown from the corner shop.
She’s always ‘hinting’
at name dropping but never actually reveals who, where, what and when.
Love your daily CM up dates @bitterntwisted.
We start with Nadia says something about having her best pants on and Mark laughing like a hyena. "MAAARK!" Mark says "You are like a child from Annie." Pop ad starts playing. He is going on about the pants/leggings, she asks are they ripped? "I hate you!" "Oh. They are ripped. It's because they are my running ones." He is laughing again. Nads has flour on her arse from wiping her hands on them. Mark says you wouldn't to use nightvision goggles on them. "MAARK!! "He is so annoying! None of you have to live with him and you encourage his bad behaviour." Mark says to her "You don't have to stay in my head." "Thank God! Good morning everybody, hello!" Welcomes the newbies while calling Mark her really effin annoying husband. Mark says she smells of biscuits. She says it's pistachio nuts, as that is what she has just eaten.
Chat about how much foundation does Nads put on, as Mark claims she looks darker. (She's Markling herself
Mark says this story is going to send Nads into "apoplectic madness." Joe doll hair Biden used Air Force One to fly his dog to the vet and America is up in arms. (So they are back to normal down there eh?) "That is disgraceful.) Mark makes a face. Nads asks if the dog was near to death. "For a lot of people a dog is like their own child." (Not in the Sawalha-Adderley household though
Singing "Gotcha, gotcha, everyone's laughing." Nads talks about the whole spaghetti in trees on Witness in the 60s. Mark says he got her. "Alright Mark, you're just looking pathetic now."
Sarah says they told their boss there was a leak in the boiler. He ran up there panicking and found an actual leak! "I think a yawn is a millionth of an orgasm" says Nads.
"What are we here for? What are we doing?" Mark says it's AF. Nads says we have done it. Nads advises against hitting the subscribe and notification because "as you have seen, it's a shitshow." Mark:"And in today's news, France has entered another lockdown, with 40,000 cases." Nads moans about how awful it is. "And Macron is stil arsing around." Some guy on Sky News said "what an arse." Nads asks what that guy's name is. "Is it Andrew Neil? No." Mark says Andrew Ridgley. "What's his name on Sky News... we've got to know." (I dunno.) Nads wants to know the other guy's name. "He used to be my boss! I love that one" she says whilst pulling at her neck. Andrew Pierce, "what's the guy from the Mirror called? Who I love." (Boy, her memory really is a sieve.) Mark screams freaking out Nads. Now he is dancing around like a fool. "I literally hate you." Kevin Maguire. Nads forgets what they were taking about. Andrew Pierce was the one who went nuts on Macron. "He basically said he's a stupid arse, he has made all the mistakes, he has been an idiot, without data, without research, he has damned AZ and now the political ramifications, not to mention the loss of life that is gonna occur because of this and he said he's a fuckin idiot." (I have a relative who sends their kids to a French school here in the city and the French she has encountered at the beginning, did not take the virus seriously, really believed the "it's a flu" line, not interested in a vaccine.) Mark is frustrated with the AZ line of take it, don't take, only over 65s. Nads says this is sabatoge by other pharmaceutical companies that stand to make billions. Oh here we go, Mark thinks "if I'm really honest, Macron has been a bit of a douchebag." (NO. If you are going to call someone a douchebag, you commit to it. None of this bit biz.) Mark further goes on about Europe and their nonsense over AZ and the rollout endangers all of Europe. (Fair enough.) Mark didn't realize how suspcious the French are of the vaccine.
Nanny Di is on the frontline of vaccine chat so to speak. She was in the taxi talking to the driver and he said that he knows loads of drivers refusing the vaccine.
Karen suggests smell exercises for Maddie. (Get her to an ENT doc forfuckssake.
There is a lot of drama going on in the next room from Nads. Loads of Ohmygawds, nows, NOs and OH tit! "Sorry Mark I've got to go out."
Mark says if you are wondering where the opposition party is Keir Starmer squeekily "Vaccine passports are un-British." And here we go-"What does it mean? What is all this nationalistic nonsense?" Nads says that if a business wants to protect themselves, they can ask that people be vaccinated. "I don't have a problem with that. Keir Starmer is a bit of a joke isn't he?" (No really? Anyone who follows what goes on with Labour would have told you that ages ago. He was Tony Blair's choice.
Another news story and guess who it is? That arse-kissing twit waffle of a weatherman Alex Beresford.BAMEethnic minority experience. Nads says the report "seems shocking to me." Nads says the people chosen to do the report were carefully chosen, almost to get a good result from the off. Mark says the black people on the panel's experience "might be for lack of a better description a real one." Talk about life of privilege. (What a sec. I thought the only people who could be privileged, according to the wokerati, are white people?
Happy birthday Ribena Berry with Legs, Mandy, HIT THE THUMBS UP John. It's Mavis' 80th today. DON'T FORGET TO HIT THE SUBSCRIBE BUTTON, THE NOTIFICATION BELL, Chat about someone trying to be a member and can't. (The Gods are telling you something.
I could read your ramblings all day long.
Surely you write somewhere else?
Blog?
Online magazine articles?
I need to know!
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Oh good lord,what is wrong with these people,if my workmate came and showed me that,I'd be telling her to get a grip and away get a life
That fake laugh of his really grates meFood she demo cooks should really be ‘Good enough to eat’ unfortunately not for her and her family, only good enough for the plebs/subs or the bin
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EPIC! Thank you, I don't know how you do it. How strange you mentioned Hyenas as well, because @Seek Clarity gave us an interesting insight into them today.
We start with Nadia says something about having her best pants on and Mark laughing like a hyena. "MAAARK!" Mark says "You are like a child from Annie." Pop ad starts playing. He is going on about the pants/leggings, she asks are they ripped? "I hate you!" "Oh. They are ripped. It's because they are my running ones." He is laughing again. Nads has flour on her arse from wiping her hands on them. Mark says you wouldn't to use nightvision goggles on them. "MAARK!! "He is so annoying! None of you have to live with him and you encourage his bad behaviour." Mark says to her "You don't have to stay in my head." "Thank God! Good morning everybody, hello!" Welcomes the newbies while calling Mark her really effin annoying husband. Mark says she smells of biscuits. She says it's pistachio nuts, as that is what she has just eaten.
Chat about how much foundation does Nads put on, as Mark claims she looks darker. (She's Markling herself
Mark says this story is going to send Nads into "apoplectic madness." Joe doll hair Biden used Air Force One to fly his dog to the vet and America is up in arms. (So they are back to normal down there eh?) "That is disgraceful.) Mark makes a face. Nads asks if the dog was near to death. "For a lot of people a dog is like their own child." (Not in the Sawalha-Adderley household though
Singing "Gotcha, gotcha, everyone's laughing." Nads talks about the whole spaghetti in trees on Witness in the 60s. Mark says he got her. "Alright Mark, you're just looking pathetic now."
Sarah says they told their boss there was a leak in the boiler. He ran up there panicking and found an actual leak! "I think a yawn is a millionth of an orgasm" says Nads.
"What are we here for? What are we doing?" Mark says it's AF. Nads says we have done it. Nads advises against hitting the subscribe and notification because "as you have seen, it's a shitshow." Mark:"And in today's news, France has entered another lockdown, with 40,000 cases." Nads moans about how awful it is. "And Macron is stil arsing around." Some guy on Sky News said "what an arse." Nads asks what that guy's name is. "Is it Andrew Neil? No." Mark says Andrew Ridgley. "What's his name on Sky News... we've got to know." (I dunno.) Nads wants to know the other guy's name. "He used to be my boss! I love that one" she says whilst pulling at her neck. Andrew Pierce, "what's the guy from the Mirror called? Who I love." (Boy, her memory really is a sieve.) Mark screams freaking out Nads. Now he is dancing around like a fool. "I literally hate you." Kevin Maguire. Nads forgets what they were taking about. Andrew Pierce was the one who went nuts on Macron. "He basically said he's a stupid arse, he has made all the mistakes, he has been an idiot, without data, without research, he has damned AZ and now the political ramifications, not to mention the loss of life that is gonna occur because of this and he said he's a fuckin idiot." (I have a relative who sends their kids to a French school here in the city and the French she has encountered at the beginning, did not take the virus seriously, really believed the "it's a flu" line, not interested in a vaccine.) Mark is frustrated with the AZ line of take it, don't take, only over 65s. Nads says this is sabatoge by other pharmaceutical companies that stand to make billions. Oh here we go, Mark thinks "if I'm really honest, Macron has been a bit of a douchebag." (NO. If you are going to call someone a douchebag, you commit to it. None of this bit biz.) Mark further goes on about Europe and their nonsense over AZ and the rollout endangers all of Europe. (Fair enough.) Mark didn't realize how suspcious the French are of the vaccine.
Nanny Di is on the frontline of vaccine chat so to speak. She was in the taxi talking to the driver and he said that he knows loads of drivers refusing the vaccine.
Karen suggests smell exercises for Maddie. (Get her to an ENT doc forfuckssake.
There is a lot of drama going on in the next room from Nads. Loads of Ohmygawds, nows, NOs and OH tit! "Sorry Mark I've got to go out."
Mark says if you are wondering where the opposition party is Keir Starmer squeekily "Vaccine passports are un-British." And here we go-"What does it mean? What is all this nationalistic nonsense?" Nads says that if a business wants to protect themselves, they can ask that people be vaccinated. "I don't have a problem with that. Keir Starmer is a bit of a joke isn't he?" (No really? Anyone who follows what goes on with Labour would have told you that ages ago. He was Tony Blair's choice.
Another news story and guess who it is? That arse-kissing twit waffle of a weatherman Alex Beresford.BAMEethnic minority experience. Nads says the report "seems shocking to me." Nads says the people chosen to do the report were carefully chosen, almost to get a good result from the off. Mark says the black people on the panel's experience "might be for lack of a better description a real one." Talk about life of privilege. (What a sec. I thought the only people who could be privileged, according to the wokerati, are white people?
Happy birthday Ribena Berry with Legs, Mandy, HIT THE THUMBS UP John. It's Mavis' 80th today. DON'T FORGET TO HIT THE SUBSCRIBE BUTTON, THE NOTIFICATION BELL, Chat about someone trying to be a member and can't. (The Gods are telling you something.
Seriously... this mornings CM is pitiful.Food she demo cooks should really be ‘Good enough to eat’ unfortunately not for her and her family, only good enough for the plebs/subs or the bin
Here it is
I gave that a little thumbs up.
I have pinched this from the Harry and Meagain forum. Only way I could copy it but worth opening.
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It was horrendous BUT he did have his dirty and probably smelly crocs on
just for us
thanks Manky, keep on reading here
your legs look sooooo gorgeous 
I have thoroughly enjoyed this thread, as I always do. May I just say, I have noticed quite a few new members on this thread who are making comment via emojis; just want to say, welcome! These threads move fast and we are about to start the next one. So come on in and have some fun, we don't bite. 
Oh what joys will they enrich our lives with over Easter.. I wonder if she will being eating her Eggs 'Intuitively..?
Oh what joys will they enrich our lives with over Easter.. I wonder if she will being eating her Eggs 'Intuitively..?
Want to say a quick thank you to everyone for making me laugh,think and for letting me rant through another month of groundhog days.I have thoroughly enjoyed this thread, as I always do. May I just say, I have noticed quite a few new members on this thread who are making comment via emojis; just want to say, welcome! These threads move fast and we are about to start the next one. So come on in and have some fun, we don't bite.
Oh what joys will they enrich our lives with over Easter.. I wonder if she will being eating her Eggs 'Intuitively..?
And here's to the next month of Sadderley sleuthing.
So Colleen says it's none of the Loose Women who are Divas. Well, let's have think. I can't remember her exact words, did she say she was shocked at some of the behaviour she has seen 'behind-the-scenes' or 'off-screen'? If she said the latter, or words to that effect, ITV have had a legal letter or threats of one, and I wonder whose management will be behind that
Mmmm... why would she mention it if it were not a LW?
This will sound harsh to those who work very hard behind -the-scenes on that dated (always has been since it started) show, but, no member of the public would care if a make-up artist, producer, director or cameraman is a Diva, and all those people are replaceable, with immediate effect. So why do an article about it? I doubt it will be anyone like that.
Maybe it's the guests?
I really do not understand this-stirring and it has not stopped since the MB tweet.
They seem to be desperately keeping that pot boiling, desperate to spill the beans about someone on that show. If you know you can't say anything for legal reasons why keep it up? Just put up with said Diva and get on with your job.
Now we have to put up with an IG statement?
Out of interest does NaRdia still cunningly follow Colleen on IG, so it looks like she's #bekind? #covertnarc
Magaret Malone has made a comment under CM mentioning celebrities being paid to push the vaccine and everyone has a right to their own opinion. Brave!! See ya soon Margaret, that's if you're not already here.
REPLY: How interesting, did they say which ones?
Excuse my whilst I just go and tear a clump of hair out.
I can't remember her exact words, did she say she was shocked at some of the behaviour she has seen 'behind-the-scenes' or 'off-screen'? If she said the latter, or words to that effect, ITV have had a legal letter or threats of one, and I wonder whose management will be behind that Mmmm... why would she mention it if it were not a LW?
This will sound harsh to those who work very hard behind -the-scenes on that dated (always has been since it started) show, but, no member of the public would care if a make-up artist, producer, director or cameraman is a Diva, and all those people are replaceable, with immediate effect. So why do an article about it? I doubt it will be anyone like that.
Maybe it's the guests?
I really do not understand this
-stirring and it has not stopped since the MB tweet.They seem to be desperately keeping that pot boiling, desperate to spill the beans about someone on that show. If you know you can't say anything for legal reasons why keep it up? Just put up with said Diva and get on with your job.
Now we have to put up with an IG statement?
Out of interest does NaRdia still cunningly follow Colleen on IG, so it looks like she's #bekind? #covertnarc
Magaret Malone has made a comment under CM mentioning celebrities being paid to push the vaccine and everyone has a right to their own opinion. Brave!! See ya soon Margaret, that's if you're not already here.
REPLY: How interesting, did they say which ones?
Excuse my whilst I just go and tear a clump of hair out.
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