Sunday Mourning, Coffee Moaning. HIT THE SUBSCRIBE BUTTON, NOTIFICATION BELL. SHOW US SOME LOVE. Roll call. NANNY DI IS HERE! An hour and 45 mins of the No Brains Sunday Show for the members. Mark has a niggle in his calf. Mark is hankering for some KT tape. Nadia got up and buggered off. Talk about the Xmas decs gone make the room bare. Tim Reid managed to walk to the sofa. "Any movement is better than none" says Mark.Talking about the end of dry January. Flu debate, where is it? (well if you read my posts you would know that I Googled that tit and COVID has kicked the flu's arse to the curb) Mark says the flu has become a dirty word. (Really?) Flu vaccine manufacturers don't have enough info on this year's flu. Chatters are saying we arem't sharing stuff, hand hygiene, social distancing. Nads is finishing writing someone on Insta? She shouts I'm here! Germ chat.
Binary question: Do you think we should have social distancing until the end of the year? He swigs his coffee. Most are saying no. (I don't like anyone near me, you know those space invader types?) Unless the vaccine is 85% effective, social distancing to the end of the year. Talk about Israel vaccine news. Mark rambles on and on and on. (If I was near a window, I would be staring out of it) Where the eff is Nads? 
Talk about people who don't want the vaccine. Don't they take other medications? Mark doesn't ask about his asthma inhalers. (Of course you don't, because your mum gets them doesn't she? Every medication has side effects. Have you ever asked your dealer, "Hey what's in this E?" ) Nads coughs. Chatters are asking if she is okay. Mark says its not a consistent cough. (Is interogative a word?) BAME community and vaccine chat. Sall's friend is 65, got the vaccine because the oldies in her area are refusing it! Mark drinks coffee. Okay I am sick of this chat, IT'S BORING NOW. Nads says "Oh No!" Her computer died. Mark asks about the computer. It's back up. More chat about drugs and illness.
Guernsey has 4 cases without travel according to Katie. Australian Open. Julie Neil says Mar's head looks small. Minky Moo says there was loads of malnutrion during the Spanish Flu. (yeah cuz the average Brit's diet today is beyond reproach) Anne is screaming for Nadia. "She is feeling your love guys." (More like this live is so damn dry without her) Miss Dunne says Come on Mark. LBC says the deaths are so high because Brits are so unhealthy. (No. More like a lot of elderly in homes were left to rot. In Ontario and Quebec, they had the Armed Forces come in because of support worker burnout and fear of the virus, it's a bloody disgrace.) Is it gov't? Lifestyle? Nanny Di sending random emojis. She isn't using the new phone they got her yet. John Campbell chat...he thinks there is a sleeping time bomb re: variant. The reason why Mark knows the word "hyperbole," is he got that comment from a teacher on one of his essays. He called it hyperbowl at the time, so he has never forgotten it. "When you get slapped around the face by a teacher, metaphorically, you don't forget it do you." (No you don't) He also told him his sentences were far too long. (He hasn't changed a bit) Julie Hilton gets a shoutout. Karen T likes Mark's verbosity. Mark and Nanny Di are watching "The Dig." Oh hells bells, back on the COVID/drug chat.
HIT THE THUMBS UP GUYS!. Nads says she is coming back now. SUBSCRIBE IF YOU HAVEN'T SUBSCRIBE. NORMAL VLOGS AFTER THE CORNWALL TAPES HAVE BEEN AIRED. NO FACINATING SHOWBIZ NEWS. Love Island chat. Mark starts not watching it, but then asks when it starts. Nads singing menage a trois in the background. Where are you woman? The WHO is a joke chat.Nads "They have got some film on Sky of Chinese people asking to talk to them." "Hellooooooo Everyyyboooddyyyy! (You took your effin time
) Mark has to go to the loo, says he has been sitting there squirming. 
Louise Murray and Julie Neil get their songs. Toffs wanders in 
"I know Mark was chattering away there, but I didn't hear a word of what he said." She had some kind of deadline, thought it was 10 on Monday, actually 10 Sunday. Someone said John Campbell doesn't like homeopathy (well he is an actual MD, so it stands to reason), but Nads loves homeopathy, it has been the answer for her, but as a complimentary. Oh look, it's Mark in his old man mask. 
"Mark tell them how brilliant the homeopathy remedies are for your cough." "They are very good, but they are doing nothing for my skin." Nads: "He's tired, he's saggy, he's worn awt, worn daawn." Nicola Randall says Mark looks silly, but she likes it. (These subs keep indulging him, it will end in tears) MeeToo said it's E=mc two man says Nadia, what's that? Mark "Squared." Nicole gets a shoutout. Someone suggests Mark wear the mask for the vaccine. Chat about vaccine link to jump the queue. "People at work were chatting about it, if nobody would know..." Nads says she wouldn't be able to live with herself. Nads leaves for a hot drink. Xander asks for a group hug. "Hi Xander!" says Nads. "Oh my goodness, you have been on for 40 mins you need to get on." (Feels like a day) Nads decides to get her drink later. The Sunday Show is in the computer. Tonight Nads does the live cook with Joe Swash, as requested by Stacey. "She is taking him off piste." "Can I just ask you something, right ... should he just have the ingredients and tell him what to do or should he be watching me and cook" Get the ingredients out while you so it. HAVE A LOVELY DAY, STAY SAFE KEEP LOOKING AT THE COMMUNITY TAB AND I WILL NOTIFY YOU WHEN THE SUNDAY SHITSHOW STARTS TO UPLOAD. Somebody says how cool is this squeezing and shorting of stocks (
) Mark: "Oh God I love the fact that the small man is giving the big man a squeeze of the knackers! " Talk of the Wolf of Wall Street dude loving it. Cue Nads doing her impersonation. BYE GUYS!! It's 7 something in the morning, is it too early for a Fireball? Laters! 
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