Ha ha brilliant. Only Steptoe's house was cleaner.
So true. Great comparison. At least Steptoe had some antiques. They just have cardboard and plastic tit. It was fiction and funny. They are reality and tragic.
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Iโm finding myself laughing out loud at this thread! Really laughing 
. Thank you everyone 
. Thank you everyone 
They encourage it...but yet they are oh so kind!
His eye bags couldn't get any bigger if they bleedin' tried.
Me too, it's why I keep coming back.Iโm finding myself laughing out loud at this thread! Really laughing
I wonder if Bratz will be on LoOse Women tomorrow...
Whoop! You got the Tattler Swadderley vibe! Welcome again @TracieIโm finding myself laughing out loud at this thread! Really laughing
Is miniature Yoda a euphemism
,his miniature Yoda is probably all sweaty and puffy aswell 
sorry folksHe looks hellish,I thought the same when I watched 10mins of it,and believe me that's 9mins more than I usually watch.What I did see was his big greasy,sweaty bulbous head and her pretending to be interested in decorating the hovel.
I think Bratz is trying to copy someone with her fringe...
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Poor Jessie Nelson gets some appalling press. Don't do this to her!
So sorry .. would not normally do this.. but they so p... me off .. and think they are sooo fantastic at all levels .. wtf Manky's moobs and Nitty's backside ... vlogmass is suiting them well ... only 9 days in... 
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This is like one of those very obviously unflattering overweight July park / beach photoshoots that used to precede the Christmas release of a new celebrity workout DVD. Sadly, we're all familiar with the SwadderEleys' annual routine. They spend December gorging on more #taxdeductible pastry and sugar than anyone could reasonably desire. They then go on to spend all of January telling lies about living off kale, turmeric root and bone broth. Mark my words, they'll be promising those poor submissives a weekly weigh in featuring M's mouldy toe. N will bang on about stinking thinking and the fact she's somehow bursting out of her brand new bra. Pair of predictable wassocks.So sorry .. would not normally do this.. but they so p... me off .. and think they are sooo fantastic at all levels .. wtf Manky's moobs and Nitty's backside ... vlogmass is suiting them well ... only 9 days in...
Love it and thank you for the mouldy toe reminderThis is like one of those very obviously unflattering overweight July park / beach photoshoots that used to precede the Christmas release of a new celebrity workout DVD. Sadly, we're all familiar with the SwadderEleys' annual routine. They spend December gorging on more #taxdeductible pastry and sugar than anyone could reasonably desire. They then go on to spend all of January telling lies about living off kale, turmeric root and bone broth. Mark my words, they'll be promising those poor submissives a weekly weigh in featuring M's mouldy toe. N will bang on about stinking thinking and the fact she's somehow bursting out of her brand new bra. Pair of predictable wassocks.
Well spotted Waffle3 although to be fair its hard to miss? (my sorry sorry eyes) if marks breasts continue to grow at this rate he'll sport a pair to rivals nadias!! He could then fufill his secret wish (mother/nadia fixation) and actually become nadia!!So sorry .. would not normally do this.. but they so p... me off .. and think they are sooo fantastic at all levels .. wtf Manky's moobs and Nitty's backside ... vlogmass is suiting them well ... only 9 days in...
Oh sweet dreams indeed...
As for nadia she is well on the way to having an arse to rival the kardashians!! (minus the deluxe bank balance buisness sense or clout but never mind!!)
All in all a win win situation plus she selflessly gets to try out all the christmas stocking fillers (for the sake of the subs cough!) and he gets to be even more in touch with his er feminine side because thats what every women dreams of a man with unbalanced hormones a back catalogue of issues he's never resolved an aversion to washing and a budding cleavage!
oh dear lord...literally any other person on the planet would take this as a warning signal (i.e get your act together their poor poor bodies dragged through stress and abuse and ne'er an ounce of real self care) the fact that despite this they still have self love off the scale is delusional.I wonder if Bratz will be on LoOse Women tomorrow...
Hopefully not as Maureen Lipman is on and would not like to miss it but it will go off if I see her mug on there at 12.30.
It baffles me why Nadia keeps stroking his arm and head followed by "you look sooooo slim". I wonder if she's doing a bit of reverse psychology on him? He has piled on weight, sweats too much, is always out of breath, looks pasty and ill. He is at risk of a heart attack and yet she says he looks good?So sorry .. would not normally do this.. but they so p... me off .. and think they are sooo fantastic at all levels .. wtf Manky's moobs and Nitty's backside ... vlogmass is suiting them well ... only 9 days in...
He claims that he has lost weight all over his body except in his face, but IMO the video evidence suggests otherwise...he also admitted scarfing down 4 mince pies in the latest vlog, and this is after another recent vlog where he scarfed down a few eclairs....It baffles me why Nadia keeps stroking his arm and head followed by "you look sooooo slim". I wonder if she's doing a bit of reverse psychology on him? He has piled on weight, sweats too much, is always out of breath, looks pasty and ill. He is at risk of a heart attack and yet she says he looks good?
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I had to larff. They were out shopping and she told him they were on green juice that morning, and beef broth and noodles when they got home.
Next shot was in their kitchen with Mark accusingly asking her if she was eating cheese
Next shot was in their kitchen with Mark accusingly asking her if she was eating cheese
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