Mumsnet #87 Send Nudes.

[Mittens]

And wanking in your fish pond

And having a gay gang-bang in your shed

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

Call me straight again and I'll bleeping kill you.

 

[Geetbo]

And having a gay gang-bang in your shed

Where is this shed?

 

[Serene Serena]

The thread about Henry Nowak has descended into the usual racism , bickering and one upmanship.
It's sickening. They are so disrespectful.

 

[PinkFigs]

Latest wanky thing on AIBU seems to be posters saying ‘I don’t disagree’ when replying to a post.

A couple will do something wanky on there and then everyone else follows them like sheep, keen to be viewed as being as middle class as possible

 

[LanyardedHeretic]

What's the most middle class thing possible these days? Do the rules change very often? I'm out of the loop.

 

[Mittens]

Where is this shed?

I nearly posted 'And now Geetbo wants the address'.

 

[Serene Serena]

The return of the school toilet troll is back!! They have been MIA for ages, I was concerned they'd met up with the plimsoll troll and run away together.

 

[Blurp]

If you want the OG, you'll need David Bedford.

Went from this

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to this

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That amount of hair must surely be classed as an official handicap, leading to slower times.

 

[Miss Begotten]

Plimsoll troll?!

 

[Blurp]

I've got some zero large Greek yoghurt in the fridge and that, too, tastes of sadness. I've tried adding berries and chopped fruit but even the kids (not fussy eaters) aren't keen. The chickens will enjoy it though, those feathery little ducks will eat anything.

I don't have chickens but I happily feed gone off yoghurt to Senga the Septic Tank to keep her bacteria healthy.

 

[Serene Serena]

Plimsoll troll?!

Check out I Love Plimsolls on facebook if you have a strong stomach.

 

[VC10]

Your bog will be like the Somme by tonight.

Hahahahahahaaaa

 

[MeatyCushans]

Yes..yes that's why they didn't come...

 

[Serene Serena]

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Yes..yes that's why they didn't come...

Why would you even have a leaving do if you didn’t count your colleagues as friends? Surely you’d just clock out and duck off?

 

[MeatyCushans]

Why would you even have a leaving do if you didn’t count your colleagues as friends? Surely you’d just clock out and duck off?

That bunch of ego maniacs need their roosters sucking by anyone and everyone. They're a curious mix of deeply insecure and unhappy with an air of superiority

 

[Serene Serena]

That bunch of ego maniacs need their roosters sucking by anyone and everyone. They're a curious mix of deeply insecure and unhappy with an air of superiority

There are so many people who are obviously not well liked at work, but it’s the workmates’ fault and not the mumsnetters, obviously, even though other people get cards and flowers and gifts and they get nowt. I’d be looking at myself if my colleagues didn’t acknowledge my landmark birthday or party invitation. I certainly wouldn’t be starting a thread about how vile they all are.

 

[MeatyCushans]

Mumsnetters on tour

 

[FunnyFuneral]

Outing story:

I can barely remember my own age. For three years running I kept thinking I was 35 - I was only 35 for one of those years.

If I care that little about my own age you can take a guess at the amount of forks I give about anyone else's.

Have always struggled with the 678 years in each decade, never quite sure which I am at that point

 

[Harlot O'Scara]

Mumsnetters on tour

That is a video of every holiday I've ever been on with my mother.