Someone has posted that she has recently gained weight and is looking for some new clothes. First two replies - don't buy new clothes, just lose weight
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I’m surprised they didn’t say it was menopause
It could be dementia, she could be forgetting she's eaten and eating again. If she's over 25 it's likely to be menopause, if she's over 30 though I'd consider dementia.
Even if it were that easy, what does she do while she loses the weight? Just saw arm holes in the sides of her wardrobe and wear that?
She shouldn't be leaving the house the large moose
I’m sure she’s got some curtains that she could turn into a kaftan. That’s all large people can wear anyway, isn’t it?
large people should know their place, to hide in shame and not force teeny tiny people to look at them. Ideally they should suffer as much as possible and under no circumstances should they be given help to lose weight if they want.
Nice clothes are only for those who deserve to have them by existing on air and spite.
Nice clothes are only for those who deserve to have them by existing on air and spite.
Our roofer had to come back cos the guttering was ducked (from all their piss I assume) and he chose yesterday to do it when I was in a towel straight out of the shower. Luckily he just fixed it and ducked off without knocking though. Think hes annoyed with me for getting him back but 16k shelled out for the guttering to fail the second it rained 🫠 I messaged him several times over the last few weeks with him replying vaguely that he'll come round, got Mr C to message him on Monday and he came round TuesdayNot to sound too much like a mumsnetter but that is life as a WOMAN summed up
I'm wondering if I could name my house "Pissy Gutters" now.
Wind up in the local paper doing a sad face because the postie refuses to delivery any mail to my house.
She should contact the lady who makes kaftans out of duvet covers.
Self referential thread title nomination!
Aah yes l’ll go naked for 6 months then thanks guys
I know, 100% in my heart…I’d never forget to eat even if I get DDementia
My youngest child is in their shared house at (RG) university and WORKPERSONS HAVE ARRIVED TO FIX SOMETHING. Shall I log it?MUMSNET ALERT
A workman has just arrived at my house, and I still had my pyjamas on
Oh, the horror
Kindly, you sound DFat - those are two portions you’re talking about there. Pick one Dumbo.
Is ur child 6 foot tall??
Yes, but was it Oxbridge?! That’s all that matters.
Provided the workman wasn't wearing your pyjamas, you're winning this one.
A workman has just arrived at my house, and I still had my pyjamas on
Oh, the horror
And in today's edition of benefits bashing, may I present To be pissed off a housing tenants in which a poor hardworking wholesome renter is outraged that a feckless family have been given a free 4 bed house in a nice area, while she is having to slum it in a 2 bed flat. In the same thread, another poster claims that she knows of a similar feckless family being housed in a 6 bed barn conversion with 5 acres of land and 2 lakes. Add in a terribly racist poster who firmly believes we have housed all the illegal immigrants in luxury houses, and we have the perfect storm.
She probably can't - doorways don't accommodate that sort of heft.
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