I'm also at 10 years service with the dNHS. Apparently I am getting an engraved medal to celebrate this tragic milestone.
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I hadn't realised how much Harry Enfield looks like Daniel Radcliffe . . .It hit me earlier who old backflippin' Benny reminds me of, Harry Enfields scousers!
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Ey! Ey!
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Ah thats nice though! Shocked and shaking that theyd hand out a WEAPON so freely tbh. Im getting bugger all as far as I know
Clearly not mumsnetters. Wonder what gift I can send? An orifice shaped crowbar? Geetbos 10yr medal? Some antibacterial wipes?
I also have to go to an awards evening according to the cowbag from HR.
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I hate an awards evening! The food is always crap and the white wine is always warm, and the awards are always meaningless.
Frankly - I'd have that they'd be more likely to do the odd jobs for nowt just so they didn't have to sleep with her.
Wowee, someone's Trust is doing well
are they paying for it out of staff car parking funds? Im quitting shortly to set up a vast wasteland near any old hospital and will charge staff 50p a day to park. Ill also set up a forcefeed ya colleagues Richmond sausages for some extra incomeI work for an ambulance trust (OUTING) and we're not quite as in the financial rit as some are. I even get free parking.Wowee, someone's Trust is doing well
MIAOW! How the mice have turned
OMG I knew I recognised you! You’re not even gay, you’re married to Brenda and have triplets, Shane, Shaun and Sharon. You owe me 4 hours babysitting. Open the door, Betsi’s waiting for you.
No, you can’t have nice things.
Taking in sausages <nods>
I went to the new Greggs at the station in Bham today. Dunno what I was expecting, but it wasn’t as impressive as I’d imagined.
Obv it didn’t stop me buying some beige food (en route to Pizza Hut for some more beige food)
Obv it didn’t stop me buying some beige food (en route to Pizza Hut for some more beige food)
Please start a thread in Style and Beauty asking for suggestions for what to wear!
Is this mr bean? I’ve had too many spicy margaritas to tell. I’m on holiday
It annoys me cos it's selling point is its BIG but the counter/kitchen area looks the same size. Went in to get a pasty and he was like you'll have to wait 10 mins. Mate people have trains to catch, so when you can see stock getting low maybe start on the next batch rather than wait for it all to finish first?! Also the seating is very limited, there's just so much empty space. Yes given this too much thought!!
Did you go to Pizza Express at Bull Ring or the creepy basement next to Odeon?
I worked for dNHS for 12 years, where’s my bloody medal?!
My algorithms are now showing me video clips of that Yungblud one. He appeals to my teenage goth heart. MN might be right
. You lot can keep Benson and his Mormon mustache.
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