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I bet you're one of those people who insist on people celebrating your birthday too aren't you?
Anyway duck the miserable bleeps in your office (I bet they're all on MN).
We'll take you out and get you large/drunk xx
No one ever even says happy birthday to me so I make sure I book the entire week off so I don't have to be around them
From experience of living right in the middle of the 2011 ones, that'll mean they'll get themselves a bike (and a bag of rice each) at least.
Little treat for you Benson Boone fans 
You are all very kind ,I didnt mean to piss all over Geetbo's medal ceremony with my misery post.
Been to get my hair done by a *professional and am looking fab for a large povo.
Unlike MN who would think its vain and just use a knife and fork to do their own hair.
Been to get my hair done by a *professional and am looking fab for a large povo.
Unlike MN who would think its vain and just use a knife and fork to do their own hair.
To be fair I would happily swap my medal for a tenner I could spend on two bottles of povvo wine in Aldi.
Ooh he was an angry man. Bloody Elizabeth. Imagine the threads they could have got throughLittle treat for you Benson Boone fans
Benson Boone has changed his hair 
When I was a kid my Dad got given a letter opener as a gift for some professional milestone and I remember thinking that it would be great to be an adult and get my own letter opener. 
What did BB do to deserve this, poor Serena.
Anyway on a separate note remember these Boone impersonators...
Anyway on a separate note remember these Boone impersonators...
I was on MN reading about Interior Design Challenge Show whatever it's called anyway look at this "promoted by mumsnet" advert that is on there.... Justine not giving up.
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If you're single you're not allowed to buy clothes and sell the old ones. I should be wearing a utilitarian jumpsuit for life I guess?
Tbf the comments are calling her bonkers.
If Justine isn't careful, I'll send her a picture of my dogs a. He was at the groomers last week and she was a little overzealous with the clippers around his balloon knot
Of course the MN favourite diagnoses of cognitive decline/Alzehimers/Dementia have been suggested as a reason why the Mum has (cruelly) banned two of her grandchildren.
(and yes, there are replies with criticism about the kids on screens of course!)
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I think you're just supposed to wear a coalsack with SPINSTER written on it.View attachment 4006647
If you're single you're not allowed to buy clothes and sell the old ones. I should be wearing a utilitarian jumpsuit for life I guess?
Tbf the comments are calling her bonkers.
I was just about to post that! I got issued a burlap sack when I was born which I have been wearing ever since, hopefully once I get married I can graduate to a Cabbages and Roses dress.View attachment 4006647
If you're single you're not allowed to buy clothes and sell the old ones. I should be wearing a utilitarian jumpsuit for life I guess?
Tbf the comments are calling her bonkers.
ETA How does she know they’re single?!
Could be worse hun, at least you don’t have rickets x
@Samf2020 why don’t you just go and train for a better job? I mean no, you won’t be able to pay the mortgage for 4 years and your kids will be taken into care and you’ll run up £100k+ of debt - but it sounds like you’re not even trying.
But I clapped for you in 2020
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