Mumsnet #83 Transulitionnjnv

[FeloniousMonk]

Poo troll on the loose (sorry)

 

[SwiftieNewRomantics]

Genuine derangement

 

[CrimsonCountess]

There is no clothing that looks better when there are rolls of fat underneath. Slim people always look better in their clothes.

Another lovely supportive mumsnetter

 

[SwiftieNewRomantics]

Fried foods?? God forbid.

 

[CrimsonCountess]

Competitive Kindle usage is a new one even for Mumsnet

 

[nobotoxta]

There's even a woman on that thread pissed off she has no SEN kids as she'd get more help.
Just.....no.

 

[Geetbo]

You're all very immature, my DS Massive Boner has never had any negative comments.

 

[Iamthebosun]

Thread about Jamie and Sophie Laing on Mumsnet

He's gay
He's definitely gay
He's not good looking he's plain
Lavender marriage
He gives off Phillip Schofield energy
He reminds me of Jimmy saville
He's at least bi
Their interactions with each other are awkward
She's horrible to him
They're wealthy but not good looking
He's not a grown up yet
He seems a bit gay
I wouldn't say they're good looking
Two talentless people who got lucky
Can't say he's attractive
Not good looking
Lavender marriage and neither are good looking lol
Just because people are rich doesn't mean they're not trashy...


Also Mumsnet

Tattle is an awful website where people are horrible about influencers, it's the worst website in existence and it should be banned.

 

[Iamthebosun]

Hairdressers are thickos who are too thick to do anything else, dropped out of school because they're thick, they all drive white range rovers, have loads of Botox and believe in tarot cards. They also have no critical thinking skills because they're thick. #ILearntItOnMumsnet

 

[SwiftieNewRomantics]

Even worse than not cooking at all. The aunt made her chips! Disgusting, I don’t think I’d recover from it.

 

[Freda Fandango]

I love a good holiday horror story

Latest one a poster is describing the horrible place and saying she was "under tattooed". When challenged on this she says she is very old and when she was a child "only criminals and reprobates" had tattoos.

Shes fucking 52.

 

[HelenaHandbasket]

If anyone is in London and wants to go to a museum this weekend I can highly recommend the London Transport Dept in Acton. It's only open about three weekends a year or something stupid, but is an enormous warehouse full of tubes, buses and more signs than you could imagine.
We went yesterday and had such a good day out. I thought it was going to be a bit dull, but there is so much stuff to see and geek out at.

 

[Archduchess of Luxembourg]

I don't know how to become a hairdresser so I could be wrong but I thought hairdressers were quite highly educated. Isn't it about 2 years to become qualified plus other courses to go higher up or learn certain things to specialise it? They use chemicals, mix chemicals, need to know about skin conditions and allergies, the actual cuts, what equipment to use etc customer service skills, quite a lot of hairdressers are self-employed and that's a whole other load of skills they need. So I always assumed hairdressers were intelligent, they're certainly intelligent in a way I'm not because I wouldn't know where to start doing someone's hair unless I specialised in making people bald.

True. When I was married to a soldier, we moved around regularly so I wanted a job I could do anywhere - I trained as a hairdresser and you do need a good level of education, maths; you're mixing chemicals on a daily basis etc. I once got told 'you're wasting your education' by another officers wife and I, smart Alec that I am, smugly turned to her and said 'I'm assuming you can explain a polypeptide chain to me, then?'.

Fuckers.

 

[MeatyCushans]

I have 12bn in farmfoods vouchers if you count all the ones I've received through the door in my lifetime

 

[Duchessofmanchester]

I'm actually baffled that the whole premise of that thread is "I'm fat myself so I take them, I know I'm very lucky to be able to afford them and not everyone can, but why aren't you all buying them??"

Like did they not even think through their rage bait attempt for more than a second to realise that makes absolutely no sense and they've answered their own question in their post? A lot of people can't afford it, and you're a fatty anyway so what makes you so morally superior

Because she's a rich middle class fatty.

Plus how miserable was her day out if she spent it counting people who are overweight? Have a 99 and fucking cheer up.

 

[cat_follower]

I’m sorry that I didn’t share this wonderful advert in time to save any of your greedy vanity-sized roly-poly children from guzzling the local Asda clean out of chocolate upfs, but maybe an idea for next Easter x

 

[Salmonshirt]

She'd go into septic shock if she stayed with me. I live round the corner from the local chippy and when the wind is blowing the right way I can smell them cooking. That's normally when I declare I'm not cooking tea and send him over for a takeaway.

I know im a terrible wife.

My DH originally bought our house with his ex wife. At first I wanted to move but actually it’s walking distance to a pub, Greggs, chippy and an Indian restaurant and a short drive from every other take away/coffee shop you could think of. Redecorating will do.

 

[CrimsonCountess]

OP - I'm wondering what colour shirt my 14 year old son should wear to a family wedding? He's going to be wearing a green waistcoat
Suggestion -

 

[SwiftieNewRomantics]

How much does it pay though? Is it per wrinkle or per penis?

AIBU - I get paid by the penis when I iron them and I was always satisfied by that, it didn’t make me rich but DH (45) and I had a comfortable life living in an ex council in a place that was a bit rough but is now gentrifying and it’s really lovely.
However I was recently talking to my friend (56, weights 16 stone if that matters) and she said she and her friends get paid by the wrinkle. Her net worth because of this is much higher than mine, at least 70m. Am I being unreasonable to be jealous of my friends penis ironing wealth?

 

[Iamthebosun]

A bit late, but the conversation about scaffolders using your house for storing all that scaffolding makes me want to praise my friend.
Her HA house had some roof work done and after a month or so of pleading with them to take it away, she sawed through one of the pipes blocking her door and also ended up with some very nice planed shelves.
No one said a word.

(do they really wee in the gutters?)

I rang scaffolders and told them some dodgy looking blokes were looking at the scaffolding and saying something about tools and they were there in less than half an hour.