Mumsnet #64 New thread. NOW

[nobotoxta]

Err well done to your cocklodger son I guess...

He does work (not 6 figs obvs), they're determined to do it all themselves....and i was a little tongue in cheek there - it's just a relief that there's one less we need to worry about financially

 

[I'm not actually here]

Hee hee. I'll make up an outrageous venue and some 'must haves' plus my teeny tiny (ish..) measurements...

BIB size Tui?!

 

[M0use]

I'm convinced Natashadancing is trolling the style & beauty board for fun. OP is wanting a wedding guest dress but has a small budget and wants something she can wear again. So along comes ND to suggest a £350 dress. The fact it has images of a dooomed voyage on it for a wedding is just the icing on the cake
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"Dusk Dress in Doomed Voyage" is such a delightfully spinstery name. Perfect for a MN wedding & a funeral!

 

[bellinibobble]

Just read someone on the “One celebrity you irrationally hate lighthearted and petty” say they want to smash Ewan McGregor’s face in..

There are nearly 800 replies in total 🫠

Someone remind me why Tattle is the bad guy again? Do they just need to add a LiGhTHeARTeD disclaimer to every thread?

ETA Someone also said Caroline Hirons looks like the back of a bus so I look forward to her imminent MN takedown..

 

[Miss Begotten]

Hee hee. I'll make up an outrageous venue and some 'must haves' plus my teeny tiny (ish..) measurements...

Eh, no need for that. Look no further, I have found you the perfect outfit. No need to thank me.

 

[I'm not actually here]

Eh, no need for that. Look no further, I have found you the perfect outfit. No need to thank me.
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Wtaf is that???!!!

 

[melisnusty]

Eh, no need for that. Look no further, I have found you the perfect outfit. No need to thank me.
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This is all very Truly Scrumptious

 

[jackssack]

Eh, no need for that. Look no further, I have found you the perfect outfit. No need to thank me.
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It looks very french

 

[I'm not actually here]

Spenny things you don't understand...

One of the first replies is fish and chips..

Not Disney trips, botox, tattooes etc but fish n chips.

Explain like I am a total moron pls!!

 

[Rotisserie]

Spenny things you don't understand...

One of the first replies is fish and chips..

Not Disney trips, botox, tattooes etc but fish n chips.

Explain like I am a total moron pls!!

Ugh! Far too greasy and fatty for the teeny tinies! And FAR too common!

 

[Fizz22]

Wtaf is that???!!!

A beautiful, classy, understated MOTG dress silly!!!

 

[Geetbo]

Spenny things you don't understand...

One of the first replies is fish and chips..

Not Disney trips, botox, tattooes etc but fish n chips.

Explain like I am a total moron pls!!

Some of them will literally do anything to boast about how little they eat.
Just like some of them will turn literally anything into a thread about trans issue or Harry and Meghan.

 

[Florentine]

Wtaf is that???!!!

Is it a sink plunger disguised as a doll to keep next to the crinoline lady spare loo roll cover?

 

[I'm not actually here]

But it's about expensive stuff. Not calories!!

 

[WickedThread]

It looks very french

Very French (&) fancy!

 

[Amoo]

News just in - if you’re a size 14 you won’t live to see your grandchildren.

It's a good thing then that we're all a size DTui!

 

[Cinnabun]

Spenny things you don't understand...

One of the first replies is fish and chips..

Not Disney trips, botox, tattooes etc but fish n chips.

Explain like I am a total moron pls!!

And lots just saying takeaways.

Along with "We can cook much nicer food ourselves". Oh really? Like a tasty lamb madras or a succulent Chinese meal?

 

[Iamthebosun]

Eh, no need for that. Look no further, I have found you the perfect outfit. No need to thank me.
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She looks like a Victorian prostitutes umbrella.

 

[Weefa]

And lots just saying takeaways.

Along with "We can cook much nicer food ourselves". Oh really? Like a tasty lamb madras or a succulent Chinese meal?

When we lived in the DCountryside we couldn't get anything apart from chipper, so we did rely on making our own curries. Still had chipper weekly though.

 

[HotDawg]

Can’t wait until the next thread complaining about someone’s mum, I’m going to say “you’re lucky you still have a mother. I don’t! Sadly, she ghosted me and then died!”