And here comes the jealousy from the unstylish section of the thread. Cheeky mares.
Don’t listen to them @nobotoxta You are going to look spectacular. And I absolutely guarantee the whole room will fall silent at the sight of you.
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Don’t listen to them @nobotoxta You are going to look spectacular. And I absolutely guarantee the whole room will fall silent at the sight of you.
Nay, the whole WORLD will fall silent at the sight of you.
Universe.......
The thread on the Salt Path author has no reached thread two with them all claiming of course they knew it was lies and saw through it all.
However a single mum pregnant with triplets or a poo troll? Here's my bank details and passwords and some nice tank fodder for you. Shall I also send you a photo and my address?
However a single mum pregnant with triplets or a poo troll? Here's my bank details and passwords and some nice tank fodder for you. Shall I also send you a photo and my address?
'does anyone else's 14 year old have enormous boobs? She's struggling to measure them, where can I take her to get fitted? Will she have to be naked for the fitter to measure her or just wear a really tight top without a bra?'
300 anecdotes about having big breasts or their daughters breasts, bra fitting and bras follow.
Dead as a door nail, in all his handsomeness and she is too busy posting on MN to check if there's anything she can do.
I hate the phrase "dropped dead". Always makes me imagine a stuffy guy in a suit looking like he's from Downton Abbey clutching his heart and proclaiming "one is deceased" and then falling to the floor. Random I know.
Didn't she even attempt CPR before running to MN ?
Whereas as a large, weird, old Tattler, I am delighted not to be dead.
It's a funny old world, isn't it?
A bag of crisps and a kit-kit take up no room at all.
Oh that train picnic thread is 
IMAGINE having a life where that’s become a tradition and then being bothered in the slightest that you can’t do it. IMAGINE laying out your antipasti on a grubby train table.
Someone has suggested they bring their own collapsible tray table. Someone has commented that they shouldn’t use wipes to wipe the surface as they’re bad for the environment. Someone is tut tutting at a poster disgusted by a drunk man throwing up on a train
Mumsnet gold.
IMAGINE having a life where that’s become a tradition and then being bothered in the slightest that you can’t do it. IMAGINE laying out your antipasti on a grubby train table.Someone has suggested they bring their own collapsible tray table. Someone has commented that they shouldn’t use wipes to wipe the surface as they’re bad for the environment. Someone is tut tutting at a poster disgusted by a drunk man throwing up on a train
Mumsnet gold.
It was pretty funny wasn't it!
Typical men, expecting women to do everything for them. Wash the dishes, raise the children, restart my heart. Cocklodgers the lot of them.
My Dad did LITERALLY drop dead... on the golf course, way to go! Sadly before he got to the 19th hole, but you know, there are worse ways to go! (No sympathy please it was 30 years ago and I'm not saying it for a guilt trip)
Tell Mumsnet and you definitely won't get sympathy. They'll just tell you how their DEAD dad would have loved to have played golf but he couldn't because he had no ARMS and you should really think about things before you say them.
I binge watched My big Gypsy Wedding this weekend so that doesn't even look that outrageous to me tbf
What’s a train?Oh that train picnic thread is
Someone has suggested they bring their own collapsible tray table. Someone has commented that they shouldn’t use wipes to wipe the surface as they’re bad for the environment. Someone is tut tutting at a poster disgusted by a drunk man throwing up on a train
Mumsnet gold.
Trolls active tonight.
One posting links on an old thread about OP getting bullied over a gaming pc by her kids (wtf)
Saw the other about the spoon and recognised it as a meme.
I've slipped back into browsing on my breaks but came off tonight - worried what I might come across. Stay safe Tattlers.
One posting links on an old thread about OP getting bullied over a gaming pc by her kids (wtf)
Saw the other about the spoon and recognised it as a meme.
I've slipped back into browsing on my breaks but came off tonight - worried what I might come across. Stay safe Tattlers.
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