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Is that a new thread? Because I'm sure I've read a 'nearly run over due to bullying' thread before.
I'm sure there was a comment not long ago where someone claimed a parents in the schoolyard beef turned into one mother getting run over
 
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I’ve just learned to photosynthesise so I consume nothing x

And I still feel a bit flabby atm as I’m taking in too much sunlight.
Sunshine and butter are the same colour for a reason, you know.

Have you never heard of SCIENCE?
 
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I'm sure there was a comment not long ago where someone claimed a parents in the schoolyard beef turned into one mother getting run over
My friend is a teacher and that actually happened at her school.
Parent A was shagging Parent B's ex so parent B drove her car at parent A in front of everyone at pick up time. Parent A was in hospital with broken bones. Parent B went to stay with family elsewhere for a few weeks to lay low before returning like she owned the place. Police weren't particularly interested, lack of evidence apparently despite everyone seeing it happen.

We meet up every school holiday so I'm looking forward to an update soon.
 
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My friend is a teacher and that actually happened at her school.
Parent A was shagging Parent B's ex so parent B drove her car at parent A in front of everyone at pick up time. Parent A was in hospital with broken bones. Parent B went to stay with family elsewhere for a few weeks to lay low before returning like she owned the place. Police weren't particularly interested, lack of evidence apparently despite everyone seeing it happen.

We meet up every school holiday so I'm looking forward to an update soon.
My kids school had a parent and teacher having a fist fight in the middle of the school day - often times I take things like that with a pinch of salt, because rumours escalate incidents of minor cross words into full on terrorist activity, but the school sent a letter out really slagging them both off. (The parents had to be told because school had to be fully locked down, because apparently when you dial 999 to come to a school incident there is a rule that every available emergency service in the area has to attend, and there are obvs a lot of available emergency services on a weekday mid morning!) Talking about disappointing teachers behaviour and parents embarrassing themselves! You could tell the head was furious when he wrote it haha!
 
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Perverts are up early this sunny saturday. I bet you all 50p this is not a 40yo single woman.

Bi-curious with another woman first time in 40s - any advice?
 
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Exactly just lick a bit of fan and see if you like it. Surely it’s not that hard.
 
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Fannies are, but their very nature, rather soft.

ETA - not that I would expect you to know that.
It’s Saturday afternoon peeps. My dwife and I (both perimenopausal AF) have been arguing since dawn. We don’t need this kind of language bringing the thread down.

Comfy Pavers shoes and quiet luxury linens only pls.
 
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It’s Saturday afternoon peeps. My dwife and I (both perimenopausal AF) have been arguing since dawn. We don’t need this kind of language bringing the thread down.

Comfy Pavers shoes and quiet luxury linens only pls.
I apologise unreservedly. I do have a tendency to lower the tone.

I'll try to do better.
 
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