Mumsnet #55 Face down in airplane mode

[hmmm_no]

My dreams are beyond boring. I'm genuinely jealous of people with exciting dreams. Highlights from recent years include: looking at myself in the mirror, noticing a single long eyebrow hair drooping down across my face; discovering a nit in my child's hair; grabbing my own hand whilst asleep and dreaming it was a ghost. A good one from the other day was me laughing at how much I was snoring.

Wanna trade? Lol I've been having increasingly wild and vivid dreams lately and I'm kinda over it. Last night I was Harry Potter and throwing myself off of increasingly taller buildings (at the college i attended?) and the Marauders were chasing me. They may have been ghosts. I miss boring dreams

 

[Jessterday]

Sold.

 

[Brandshinynew]

Ewww, you big light weirdos

Shithole needs urgent advice about wallpaper because she's already ripped a patch off.

 

[FunnyFuneral]

Mr FF is well aware of his dream transgressions. The dirty pig has twice been blatantly unfaithful right in front of me, in dreams, and when I woke up I had the right royal hump with him about it. I have quite vivid dreams and the feelings from them can stay with me for hours. I am well aware he hasn't actually done anything in real life but I feel like he has when I wake up. A couple of weeks ago he cancelled a lovely date night and went to the pub with his mates instead (in my dream ) he spotted the look I gave him and was like sorry about whatever I did in your dream luv

 

[Audaciter]

I’ve had dreams where I’m the one misbehaving - oh my GOD! THE GUILT!

I’d be tit at an affair!!

 

[DoubleEntendre]

Also those dreams where you're shagging someone you absolutely hate in real life. Thanks, my subconscious!

 

[Serene Serena]

I had the most disconcerting dream last night. I was at a buffet lunch hosted by Victoria Beckham and there were endless plates of carrot sticks, chopped gherkins and cherry tomatoes. Not a carb in sight. I woke up ravenous. Thank God for the Tui breakfast awaiting me.

 

[Cinnabun]

Gosh, who would have thought poo trolls and pervs would reply to this thread in Relationships?

Although I have to say the thing that gave me the biggest ick was the phrase "overzealous playtime"...

 

[HelenDamnation]

I have not long woken up from one of those dreams that seem to take place over weeks, when aliens invaded and were systematically killing off the all the humans. Me and some man escaped in a bus and also had acquired a little girl and the obligatory crying baby that might give us away. I remember seeing crowds of brave humans waiting to fight the aliens that were coming, little old ladies with sticks and things, knowing they were doomed. The fear was horrible.
This is one of those dreams that affect my mood for ages and I'm going to try and cheer up by continuing to paint the kitchen bright yellow.

 

[Serene Serena]

Gosh, who would have thought poo trolls and pervs would reply to this thread in Relationships?

Although I have to say the thing that gave me the biggest ick was the phrase "overzealous playtime"...

Ugh. Disgusting individuals, infiltrating the most innocent of threads - although one about fan farting is bound to get grubby and encourage the sleazy perverts to post their sick fantasies.

Anyway, time for a new thread, lads, where's @CrimsonCountess? And please can the next thread NOT reference the poo troll?

 

[Tangent Tiger]

Is there just one of them?! I think there's a poo bandit gang

 

[Brandshinynew]

Ugh. Disgusting individuals, infiltrating the most innocent of threads - although one about fan farting is bound to get grubby and encourage the sleazy perverts to post their sick fantasies.

Anyway, time for a new thread, lads, where's @CrimsonCountess? And please can the next thread NOT reference the poo troll?

@CrimsonCountess we need a grown up to start a new thread !!

 

[FlowerOfTheEast]

I don't think I'd be stealth boasting about my Oxford-bound, opera loving, no doubt 6ft strapping rugby player DS if he wasn't bright enough to use Google maps to plan a simple journey.

 

[Bingie]

I don't think I'd be stealth boasting about my Oxford-bound, opera loving, no doubt 6ft strapping rugby player DS if he wasn't bright enough to use Google maps to plan a simple journey.

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What a nightmare!

 

[Tangent Tiger]

Is @CrimsonCountess a grownup? Who knew!

I'd better behave myself

 

[Serene Serena]

I don't think I'd be stealth boasting about my Oxford-bound, opera loving, no doubt 6ft strapping rugby player DS if he wasn't bright enough to use Google maps to plan a simple journey.

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So much bragging in such a short post. I believe there are odd things called 'trains' that travel between Oxford and London, or even 'taxis' assuming one has the funds to afford this mode of transport.

 

[ShopTilYouSlop]

I don't think I'd be stealth boasting about my Oxford-bound, opera loving, no doubt 6ft strapping rugby player DS if he wasn't bright enough to use Google maps to plan a simple journey.

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This is the kind of person I wouldn't correct when they got confused between Edgware and Edgware Road.

 

[Salmonshirt]

Don’t they have a driver who could take them?

 

[HelenaHandbasket]

This is the kind of person I wouldn't correct when they got confused between Edgware and Edgware Road.

Ditto - or the sort who you'd direct to get a tube from Leicester Sq to Covent Garden.

 

[Salmonshirt]

OP is complaining she got no compensation from an injury her husband suffered on holiday which meant ‘several days’ were a write off.

the injuries: