Mumsnet #40 I sit on my throne of potatoes and I laugh

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Just here to twirl my new face pic. A change from the less than 2k fundraiser Jack Monroe raised to Sue Lee.
 
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Posters like Noddy are my biggest bugbear on Tattle but I kinda wish I’d have seen the BIWI showdown 🤣
Me too. Don't suppose anyone screenshot it?
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Poster has bought this to wear for her 50th birthday. They’re all falling over themselves to tell her what a fab dress it is. Oh, and it’s 100% viscose and costs £368. 😱
I would kill for her legs. I would kill myself not to have to wear that dress.
 
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Poster has bought this to wear for her 50th birthday. They’re all falling over themselves to tell her what a fab dress it is. Oh, and it’s 100% viscose and costs £368. 😱
Oh good lord. She needs some leggings underneath that. It looks like a tunic for the larger lady from a catalogue.
 
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I'm not sure I believe the 8yo watching porn thread. I think it's another pervert, someone who gets off on the idea of pre-pubescent children being sexually aware.
 
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Has the lady with the green haired husband in the corner stopped posting? Hope she's OK, and not fallen under all the charity shop tat she used to buy.
 
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I'm not sure I believe the 8yo watching porn thread. I think it's another pervert, someone who gets off on the idea of pre-pubescent children being sexually aware.
I was thinking the same, it’s one to get people frothing (which it has, someone has said she should report her husband and contact social services)
 
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Poster has bought this to wear for her 50th birthday. They’re all falling over themselves to tell her what a fab dress it is. Oh, and it’s 100% viscose and costs £368. 😱
My oldest, tattiest looking nightie has more shape to it than that
Poster has bought this to wear for her 50th birthday. They’re all falling over themselves to tell her what a fab dress it is. Oh, and it’s 100% viscose and costs £368. 😱
I wonder if the teeny tinys wear voluminous viscose horrors like that to make their teeny tiny legs look thinner in comparison.
 
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The print is really nice and she has fab legs. Not sure I'd spend that much on viscose though
 
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It looks she’s forgotten to finish off getting dressed. Looks like a top or a nightie, not a dress.
 
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Poster has bought this to wear for her 50th birthday. They’re all falling over themselves to tell her what a fab dress it is. Oh, and it’s 100% viscose and costs £368. 😱
Wtf is that.
But I will give her the dues that she is the first MN I’ve seen with clean floors. She must be new money, we all know that real old money people are filthy
 
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