Itchy of Itchington
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The thread about nuts and allergies on a plane is very boring but does feature this post which might be the most Mumsnet thing I've read... well...today at least.
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Now, I'm not one to usually say this butAnd obviously it wouldn't be a mumsnet fatty bashing thread without mentioning how slim people are in France
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I went to St Stabbings of the Holy ASBO so I'm not expected to earn that much obviously.
This poster is on my personal shit list. Any chance she gets she lists her exercise regime and boasts about how fit and toned she is despite being 900 years old (or something). Total fanny.
I know. I should probably go and be ashamed somewhere. Except, fuck that shit. I am who I am. My value isn’t different because I’m fat. I’m kind, clever, nice, funny…Vingt-quatre! Quelle horreur!
“Mirror, mirror, on the wall… who is the biologically youngest 70 year old of them all?”Where do you go to get an MOT that tells you what your biological age is? Humble Brag Fantasy Land?
She has got great legs, but that’s not a dress, it’s a top!Poster has bought this to wear for her 50th birthday. They’re all falling over themselves to tell her what a fab dress it is. Oh, and it’s 100% viscose and costs £368.![]()
Does that still count as calories in?Biwi can stick a banana up her hole