CrimsonCountess
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I can't believe they actually put that much thought into things like this
One with a row of resin monkeys 'see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil' and a smiley face badge glued to the corner of her computer screen, a sign saying 'you don't have to be mad to work here but it helps' and a hand crocheted cushion on the seat, with 'hands off my chair' embroidered on it and a Live Laugh Love poster blutacked to the wall.What on earth is a ‘sassy’ desk?
Isn’t that just masturbation? Mind you, I suppose nobody wants to self-define as a wankerI had to google it too.
I read it as someone who actively enjoys sexual pleasure created for themselves, by themselves.
They may use porn to achieve the sexual pleasure, but may not.
They don't want anyone else (directly) involved in creating their sexual pleasure.
Who knew?
Was it Lembit Opik and are you a Cheeky Girl?I suspect BIWI will be maintaining a dignified silence about her not at all shit diet being taken the piss out of on here.
On the subject of famous shags, best I can do is someone who ran to be a Lib Dem MP and lost. I won’t be waiting by the phone for the Sun to call.
"And by 'big and small labia', I of course mean my hairy erect penis, because I am in fact a male pervert who fantasises about female genital injury and unwillingly aroused male doctors."This was the worst I saw on the embarrassing doctor stories threadView attachment 2977472
My husband and his sister both went to private school. I looked at how much itt would cost to send my daughter to the same school as her auntie. Our holiday last month wouldn't even get us a term. It's £15.5k a year . For our son to go to the same school as his dad (and grandfather )it would be £16k. That would be all of my net salary on school fees. Unfortunately despite being privately educated my husband does not make a 6 figure salary. I went to St Stabbings of the Holy ASBO so I'm not expected to earn that much obviously.I looked at the cost of private education out of idle interest after hearing that people afforded it by not buying new cars or having holidays abroad. If we gave up our holiday abroad it would have covered one child for a term if we were lucky. Chlamidia has done well at her state school and her probation officer has said her criminal record (think murder) will give her extta UCAS points.
I read somewhere that the cost of school fees had far outstripped inflation during the past ten years.
Nah once a mumsnetter always a mumsnetter.Do you think there will be a realisation for them...that as great as 5:2 and intermittent fasting and extreme dieting is...when your time is up, its up, regardless of how much you weigh - life's short so eat that damn cake.