Mumsnet #40 I sit on my throne of potatoes and I laugh

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CrimsonCountess

CrimsonCountess

Thread title thanks to @cat_follower. One of my favourites so far

Recently we’ve learned that under no circumstances can you have a banana on Biwi’s bootcamp but you can have a semen parcel as it’s low carb
 
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Serene Serena

Serene Serena

Poor Biwi, her bootcamp has been the source of much amusement over here.

I typed that whilst eating a banana yogurt. 🍌
 
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Geetbo

Geetbo

I suspect BIWI will be maintaining a dignified silence about her not at all tit diet being taken the piss out of on here.

On the subject of famous shags, best I can do is someone who ran to be a Lib Dem MP and lost. I won’t be waiting by the phone for the Sun to call.
 
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Samf2020

Samf2020

How did Biwi end up as the be all and end all of tit weight loss and dodgy ideas on food anyway?
 
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Miss Begotten

Miss Begotten

Geetbo said:
I suspect BIWI will be maintaining a dignified silence about her not at all tit diet being taken the piss out of on here.

On the subject of famous shags, best I can do is someone who ran to be a Lib Dem MP and lost. I won’t be waiting by the phone for the Sun to call.
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Was it Lembit Opik and are you a Cheeky Girl?
 
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Sunlifeover50

Someone’s squeezed a spot and asked if they are going to get sepsis… how do these people function
 
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Sunlifeover50

Samf2020 said:
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yep along with the other 1.3 million people up and down the country who have probably also done the same today… no wonder our DNHS is on its knees. We should all start clapping at 8pm on Thursday to thank the doctors for all their support at this difficult time of pimple popping
 
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cowtastrophe

cowtastrophe

Sadly, I don’t have an actual celebrity shag but an F1 driver in the very early 90s tried quite hard to get me to shag him.
 
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