Mumsnet #38 imagine spending £100 on a notebook and writing 'bleach arsehole' in it

[VC10]

Another greedy husband one in AIBU.

Baked 23 cookies, dh ate 8 of them

Like fookin clockwork.

They are there to be eaten, aren't they ?

 

[Serene Serena]

I bet he’s getting his ducks in a row

And gathering bank statements, payslips and his passport.

 

[VC10]

Do you have to be on a PC? It’s not working on my phone

Click on your ident pic at the top line , then click again on your moniker username once that's opened. You'll see - in a blue line of features , " invitations".
Bear in mind, Tattle may have switched the feature off if they are not offering any new memberships at the moment. They only open membership now & again.......

 

[Serene Serena]

I would have preferred a darker ending, another twist. Marisa finding her happy ever after and Kate and Jake strolling into the sunset was just a bit...dull.

Spoiler: My perfect ending

I'd have preferred Marisa to get full blown post-natal psychosis and steal the baby, and for the book to end on that cliff hanger

 

[ShopTilYouSlop]

No email, no nothing. Just banned
Thing is, I was just gently taking the piss out of the usual suspects trotting out the usual bullshit. I wasn't making up stuff for sympathy clicks or begging for money (which don't get banned or deleted) I wasn't even being offensive even though there was some hideously offensive stuff on that thread.
Still, they can't stop me. I have a million throwaway emails and a VPN

Have some more examples of my work...

Nice work

How do you know you're banned? You just can't log in?

I can't believe they don't tell you when you're banned!

 

[orangehead]

I would have preferred a darker ending, another twist. Marisa finding her happy ever after and Kate and Jake strolling into the sunset was just a bit...dull.

Spoiler: My perfect ending

I'd have preferred Marisa to get full blown post-natal psychosis and steal the baby, and for the book to end on that cliff hanger

What I thought was going to happen -

Spoiler

I thought Marisa was going to run off while still pregnant and they weren’t going to get the baby and then the looney mother would be nasty about it and Kate would run off with her friend, I didn’t expect a happy ending!

 

[CrimsonCountess]

That's GOT to be a man, whatever the username says. Please forgive me if this is TMI, but not only would no woman do that, but tampons are designed to absorb blood from above, not semen from below, and it simply would not work. It's a different substance coming (hur hur hur) from a different direction.

If you really can't handle that part of the business, best thing to do is to use a condom.

Now I'm confused because the spunk comes from above too? They said they put it in after sex as advised by other people to stop the dribbling

 

[cowtastrophe]

I think it's blended because later on she called it a green breakfast smoothie

It will be blended. I have something fairly similar each day but mine sounds a lot nicer than hers!

 

[Brandshinynew]

What's the thread?

"Applying perfume before a plane is antisocial"
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The Rita Ora thread

Deport her to Rwanda

 

[Sunlifeover50]

How does one go about obtaining codes for some non-Mumsnetters who would fit right in as Tattlers?

if you click on your icon on the top left there’s an option to ‘refer’. It’ll give you a code to give to a new user.

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

Yeah I was just logged out and when I tried to log in again, it just said user not recognised.

 

[PrincessCharming]

You'll probably find I'm already here ....

What colour was my jumper when I first met you???

 

[ZanzibarDreaming]

Most of my friends have recalibrated their bra size in the new way of measuring and now have huge cup sizes. Even I have a C cup now and I was once told by an M&S bra fitter that my breasts were too small to feature on their sizing chart.

Yes, I think that bras are the one thing that really have succumbed to vanity sizing! I was always a C cup and without actually changing in size I now have to buy an F.

 

[ShopTilYouSlop]

type “growler” in the search bar… you can thank me later

I'll thank you now....

 

[Serene Serena]

Well Macbeth was fantastic! Honestly would fully recommend to anyone who can get to see it (think it's on tomorrow and Sunday still). Ralph Fiennes was a little bit too hammy at times but they guy who played Macduff (who interestingly used to be in Casualty and is FIT) was amazing! Also I had a fully loaded hot dog, Sprite, sweet and salty popcorn, Haribo AND A PINT!!!! We have finally joined the age of modern cinema...

Macbeth always goes better with a pint. I'm glad you enjoyed it!

 

[Freda Fandango]

Q

What's that one? I'm slightly too invested on the fat women one currently

Yep it's definitely you

 

[PrincessCharming]

if you click on your icon on the top left there’s an option to ‘refer’. It’ll give you a code to give to a new user.

Do you have to be on a PC? It’s not working on my phone

 

[GBNI]

Better Tights are actually - well, Better. They don't go baggy like Snag do and I think the knit is higher quality.

I’m a Primark fan personally they do a pair of body sculpting ones for £8 that are fabulous but always like tight recommendations so gonna check these out!

 

[ShopTilYouSlop]

Tits half out in front of my husband has kept me occupied all morning

Poster has now been outed for gaining two businesses and a husband overnight

I have to say, that one had me until the text message.

 

[Girl#7]

Thing is, they always say about vanity sizing but I still fit into clothes I bought in the early 2000s - and actually I’m finding I have to buy bigger sizes in some new clothes than my old ones are. I think some of the clothes in the 70s and 80s were cut for different shapes - even when I had a BMI of 17 I couldn’t get into a vintage 16. MN would probably have told me I needed to lose weight…

That's interesting. I find the opposite, from a different era - early 1980s.

I look (in a wistful way whilst scoffing a couple of scones) at photographs of myself from when I was around 7st. I wore a size 8, or a size 6 if the brand sizing was more generous - Wallis, Principals, Hoi Poloi etc.

I now look around my (young teen) great nieces and at 7st (or thereabouts) they are wearing size 4 or 2 brand dependent. Today's size 8 would drown them.

It's one of the few the only issue I think MN may have right. How they use that issue, though, is an entirely different matter.