orangehead
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Is she size American?My mum still labours under the misapprehension that pasta is “healthy”. If I’ve told her once, I’ve told her a thousand times…
Is she size American?My mum still labours under the misapprehension that pasta is “healthy”. If I’ve told her once, I’ve told her a thousand times…
I’m in my mid-40’s, have been having a full Hollywood wax (everything off) around every 5 weeks since my early 20’s.Ironically, by the time it starts thinning out and being theoretically less like to leave you feeling like a freshly plucked chicken out of the boiling water bath, hormonal changes mean that a) the skin is more delicate and b) you're significantly less likely to want to bother with anything that benefits from less foliage anymore.
Bastarding peri.
Three days later and I STILL can't stop laughing at itI cannot stop laughing at autocarrot.
Maybe he is cheating…..Ugh they are all just going to lap up this story aren’t they
Better Tights are actually - well, Better. They don't go baggy like Snag do and I think the knit is higher quality.Yes, but their advertising is 'inclusive' so mostly extremely fat women and ugly men modelling them. A lot of customers have been put off by their NSFW collection as well, which includes badges that say Blow Job Queen and Cum Slut and men wearing the tights like a body suit, with a knot at the top, and other fetishes Apart from that though, lovely tights.
Oh my God, delurking to say Mrs Levinson really is the ultimate Mumsnetter isn’t she? Passive aggressive sneering bitch, lies about being wealthy with a successful DH. She should be their mascot.The ones that amuse me are the cleaner complaints ones. Mumsnetters on six figure salaries, managing teams but can't have a reasonable frank conversation with their cleaner. They missed a skirting board so I'm going to text them to say don't come anymore. Everyone agrees that the scum bag cleaner needs to go!
"Iris. There's a cobweb on the bannister. Would you be able to get the duster out and remove it please?"
"Yes Mrs Levinson. No problem"
The end.
There are also some cancers that are specifically linked to the Japanese diet also, but none of these fuckers ever seem to mention it.
God - that's brought back memories!Back in the 90s, when it was all about exciting vinegars, a friend went to a dinner party at which the host was making a salad that was meant to be dressed with raspberry vinegar. She’d had none so had substituted it with raspberry yoghurt.
On the last thread they were discussing actors!!Thanks. How the fuck has it got to 4 threads. I'm guessing the fangirls have given everyone names and have cast actors for the film?
She appears to be the in-house expert.Yeh. I remember the time I got a uterine polyp because my colleague kept wanking in the gents.
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I have a specific question about camelus bactrianus - is it Becky mumsnet I should PM?
Yeh it went on for dozens of pages of folk refreshing and drinking wine.The parking thread was a bit of an anticlimax.
They will all have to find something else to do now.
Oh that one was such a crock of shite. I think OP disappeared after she shared the fake text message and literally nobody believed it after that.For a place with so many teeny tinies, they sure have some large breasts. on that recent fake thread where the boyfriend invited people to the house who were not wearing “comfies” and the girlfriend of the friend had the audacity to be wearing a low-cut top, a whole slew of replies “I’m a G/H/K/L cup, but…”. I don’t think anyone was smaller than an F. I’m at an airport right now and looking around this departure area, even in Size Walmart Land, I don’t see anyone with such large breasts. I think they are mythical as the 6’4 husbands. But most of them have always had a casual relationship with the truth.