BlairWaldorf86
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What goes through people’s heads right before they think “ahhh yes, I’ll post on Mumsnet”?
Taylor Swift? Who’s he?I know the first rule of MN is that on any thread about a famous person, by the end of the first page someone must comment ‘Who? Never heard of them’ in order to signal how highbrow and clever they are, but I find it impossible to believe there are multiple people on MN, and therefore regularly accessing the internet, who have never heard of Taylor Swift.
Urgh. You don’t have sex with your DH do you? That’s so unhygienic. I didn’t have sex with my husband until my youngest was 19 as I was still breastfeeding.So, so far it’s an alcoholic drink or an adhesive… wait right there while I go and make a baby to give it this amazing name
Why can they never name anything. Always ‘a well known brand’ ‘a hobby’ ‘think French’ just say it or don’t bother posting. It’s the MN version of posting ‘fuming’ on Facebook.This screenshot of a post sums up the prissiness and wannabe middle class-ness of the typical MN poster.
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‘Casual trainers’
Maybe the daughter is still upset about being kicked out on her 18th birthday after a childhood of salads, no snacks and having to justify everything she wanted to do with what the coroner should be told if she died from itThey are so sanctimonious. Someone was disappointed that her 26 year old daughter in a professional job only got her book from a charity shop for Christmas which only cost £2.49. They are most saying that it’s the thought that counts and calling the OP a money grabber.
I don’t think that gifts should be measured solely by how much they cost but surely you would have added a box of chocolates or a bottle of wine to the book before giving.
Then she drops in the bombshell that she thinks her lodger might have stolen some kitchen tongs and a colander as wellMy lodger has stolen some expensive foundation is shaping up to be a superb multi-thread saga, with actresses being suggested to play the role of CF lodger and wet lettuce OP, and text messages being composed to send to the thief.
The foundation was in a box of odds and ends in the kitchen, the lodger left it opened in the bathroom and the packaging in full view - doesn't sound like the actions of a thief to me, more like someone who has thought it wasn't wanted, particularly as the OP divulges that her partner gets the stuff cheap or free. Then she drops in the bombshell that she thinks her lodger might have stolen some kitchen tongs and a colander as well Riveting stuff.
I would LTB because that would give me the absolute ick if he was telling the truth. Have a fucking word with yourself, ya bellend. Fucking ghosts.This is … interesting
Mumsnet #38 sprinkled liberally with despair and anxietyIf it's a MN roast potato, made with no fat and sprinkled liberally with despair and anxiety, one is all you'll want.
I actually enjoy ironing... do I have to hand in my Tattle card now? Though to be fair, I wear scrubs and t-shirts for work and gym clothes or PJs when off the cock and rarely go out so I iron approximately.....four times a year. Probably wouldn't like it if I had to do it all the time.
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Nice! Some of my finest trolling is stashed in the archives of academia! I feel like this should go on my CV, I'm dead chuffed.
Same as Harrods only cheaperWhat's Home Bargains?
My late mother, for reasons I never quite understood, could sing the entire French national anthem with a perfect accent. It was deeply impressive for a woman with a very broad Northern accent who'd never been to France.My friend made some recently for Eid and they were amazing. Good enough to make me nix my lifelong "but what are dates good for?" shower thought.
The only French thing I can say perfectly (full on French accent with all the nasal-y and gargle-y stuff) is L'Arc de Triomphe. To English speakers it sounds like I've got a wicked hacking cough, but French speakers in the vicinity come running as fast as their little baguette legs can carry them.
Well stop posting photos of your scabby arse and literally go to fucking A and E then.Graphic photo. Desperate. Possible thrombosed hemerroid? I literally want to go to A&E