CrimsonCountess
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God I can't even imagine how much that would hurt. I accidentally got some on my flaps once and couldn't sit down for a monthI mean if you’re that bothered bang a bit of veet on your hoop and grow up.
God I can't even imagine how much that would hurt. I accidentally got some on my flaps once and couldn't sit down for a monthI mean if you’re that bothered bang a bit of veet on your hoop and grow up.
I like that when we talk about bleach we now have to clarify that it’s not in fact for our arseholesI'd be a rich woman if I didn't know what Home Bargains was. I swear I go in for bleach (not for my arsehole) and come out with about £30s worth of "stuff".
Definitely not! The mods are an army of middle-class try-hard full-time mummies who actually believe they’re working. I’m sure you’ve all come across the type in the baby years - desperately insecure and seeking validation that they are the best mummy ever and can’t bear to be parted from their PFB for a slash.Do you think the MN mods ever read here and nod along?
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Have you calculated how many calories you will be absorbing through your arsehole from the Veet? No roast potatoes for you this year.In a desperate attempt to assimilate on MN, I have drawn up a wee shopping list. Will this cut it?
I desperately, desperately hope so. <claps hands in delight>
- Veet (for the arsehole)
- Spray Starch (for the ironing)
- One chicken breast+shoulder (4x4 adult meals)
- Ten cubes of Gruyère (PFB's school lunch x 5)
Disclaimer: I will, naturally, add a couple of litres of vodka and Doritos to the list, but I won't tell the vipers that!![]()
Middle class pot noodles are Japanese rice noodles in miso soup.According to one poster Pot Noodles are for the lower classes![]()
I think because a Scottish guy marrying an American in the tackiest city ever is probably a MN trifecta. We wouldn’t even need to mention my wedding outfit.What do you think they’re most disgusted by? The vegas wedding or the Scottish husband? I’ll go with a 50/50 split.
Someone posted a few years ago about something to do with their kids and someone asked why they weren’t at school and someone said maybe they’re Scottish because the school holidays were different and the person who asked why the kids at school replied ‘that doesn’t count’…
Absolutely! The ones accusing anyone of being murderous for accidentally walking up the supermarket aisle the “wrong” directionI’m enjoying the “cringing about COVID” thread. The sanctimonious bitches! Most of them saying they didn’t join in any of the clapping, ignored all the “rooolz”, didn’t like Captain Tom, went on 25 walks an hour, because “I knew it was all unnecessary”. If I had more time on my hands I’d do a few advanced searches to see what they were saying at the time. Guaranteed they were full paid-up members of the shopping washers and are still eating their way through a million boxes of noodles.
my fellas passcode is 123456They're obsessed with their husband/partner's phones over there.
I know my partner's pin and he knows mine. We leave our phones lying around all the time. If his work phones beeps when he's in another room, I might glance at it in case it's anything urgent (he works for himself so the phone constantly beeps) but otherwise I'm not bothered and I doubt he's ever looked at mine either, though I couldn't care less if he does.
There's one on there at the moment with cheerleaders assembled at the ready. OP is not going to tell DH she knows he is cheating because they are away for the weekend celebrating one of the DC's birthdays and she doesn't want to spoil it. Considering she's updating the thread really frequently (assuming they really are on a weekend break) then her husband probably thinks she's also having an affair, because she's constantly typing on her phone.I always wonder if a lot of those are made up tbh. They always seem to encourage the pom pom waving cheerleaders who like to scream LTB, keep your powder dry, hire a private detective, put an air tag in his car, see a solicitor for a free half hour so you can get your share, assemble your waterfowl in a linear fashion etc etc
They really love a multi-thread about a break up too, so they can come up with a "funny" name for the ex to be and be entertained by outlandish situations happening and culminating in the ex getting his just desserts. Or am I too cynical?
I got refused a box of those one at M&S because it was before 10am (Scotland)!Loitering in the park on a Friday night with a box of cherry liquer chocolates is how I spent my youth![]()
No more fucking cauliflower base ‘pizza’.I’m fat. Seriously.
I dieted for 45 years, exercised, sometimes ran, swam, all sorts. Still never got thin.
It is my choice to no longer punish myself for existing in a larger body. I stopped dieting some years ago and I thank god I did. No more disordered eating. No more fucking cauliflower base ‘pizza’.
And those sanctimonious bitches can FOTTFSOFATFOSM
Imagine that researcher turning up on their doorstep asking to have a butchers at their clunge and comparing it to a screenshot on MNThey’ll be regretting that when they get to the vag and arsehole pictures