Mumsnet #29 A little site run on spite, misogyny and lame GIFs

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The saggy tits troll is back as well. Oh joy at least they’ve cut to the chase this time and left out the ‘DH said I have mum boobs’ bit this time.
 
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Well quite. Whatever else I am I can’t imagine being the kind of joyless bleep that thinks a low carb boot camp sounds like a good idea. I’ll give up croissants when I’m dead thanks.
I've just had a cronut from Lidl and am 87% sure i'm going to go there on the way home from the school run tomorrow and buy their whole tray.

Don't know what my husband will tell the coroner when I drop down dead of being fat.
 
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I've just had a cronut from Lidl and am 87% sure i'm going to go there on the way home from the school run tomorrow and buy their whole tray.

Don't know what my husband will tell the coroner when I drop down dead of being fat.
Wait cronuts in Lidl? How the duck did I not know this. I know where Im going at lunch tomorrow.
 
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Wait cronuts in Lidl? How the duck did I not know this. I know where Im going at lunch tomorrow.
They were in the special bit of the bakery so I don't think they'll be around long. They also had banana cakes with crunchy banana on top. Got one of them too. Might even eat it before dinner.
 
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Good Lord. They’re talking about foamy poo now. They’re obsessed! Can’t they just scroll tattle on the bog like a normal person?
 
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Good Lord. They’re talking about foamy poo now. They’re obsessed! Can’t they just scroll tattle on the bog like a normal person?
I could keep the poop troll going for ages with my tales of ibs over the years!

There's a strange one in AIBU just now where the OP husband has went missing saying he was going to Scotland and never went.
 
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Foamy poo? The creativity never cease to amaze.

I keep missing all these weird threads, which are deleted before I get to them, bugger. (Perhaps it's a marketing thing)
 
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A few years back BIWI set up an off-Mumsnet forum for a few 'select' low carb bootcampers. I was one of the ones invited. She admitted on there that she'd fallen off the low carb bandwagon a couple of years earlier but felt she couldn't maintain her strict image on the threads if she confessed to it on Mumsnet itself. Slightly odd woman.
 
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Gosh. I did the bootcamp once. Lost pretty much no weight and felt ill from the quantities of fat. (And I am a fairly low carb consumer, just from preference and habit).
 
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