They can't have all the other Hyacinth Bouquet wannabes on there thinking they are (gasp!) Northern or (clutches pearls!) Northern and working class with such words
It's a slippery slope. Next thing they know, they'll have a (the horror!) husband called Dave who is a tradesman!I don’t know. I don’t ever drink: I just don’t like the taste of alcohol!! But whenever I’m out I’m always in the minority - or even the only person not drinking. So much so that everyone asks if I’m pregnant, on antibiotics or have an alcohol problem! Nooooo, I just don’t like it! My vice is chocolate. I eat a family bar a night - ask my dentist!
I don't do chocolate or alcohol. Or biscuits. Even I think that MNs are insane whenever these things are mentioned.
only eat chicken dippers on a leap year dahhhhlingThe same ones who yell, horrified, that McDonalds isn’t food!!I love how they're kids always eat "healthy" like quinoa and Pan fried seabass with a tamarind glaze followed by a small square of 70% organic chocolate for a treat
I did the Boston marathon and ate 3 packs of haribo and 12 (yes 12!) Mars bars over 42km while passing everyone munching on their bananas and energy gels 
Sometimes I fantasise about my DDs marrying a really good hair stylist, or plumber or electrician. Can you just imagine how useful that would be? Unfortunately DD's long term boyfriend is in his final year, studying Economics at a vair posh uni which is neither of use nor ornament, frankly.They can't have all the other Hyacinth Bouquet wannabes on there thinking they are (gasp!) Northern or (clutches pearls!) Northern and working class with such words
I had a couple of these kids in my scout group and I remember one Christmas family night they kept coming over to the tea and coffee stall and helping themselves to handfuls of biscuits. They must have eaten about two dozen between them in the space of about 10 minutes. They just kept coming back for more, despite being told to leave some for other people. Their parents were both scout leaders so I think they thought they could get away with it and they wouldn't stop them or make a scene!I had plenty of those quinoa kids around for play dates. They demolished our pantry. They’re usually the ones at birthday parties gorging on as much junk as possible as they’re so deprived then end up sugar crashing!
I was one of them. Was never allowed chocolate or sweets as a child so now I have no self control
We have a plumber in the family, unfortunately jobs for the family are always bottom of his list. But at least you get stuff done at cost price. My hairdresser family member is brilliant though, I've never paid to have my hair done
I do drink but not very much, mostly because I'm always driving
but tbh not drinking is cheaper. People still try to pressure me into drinking, they can't understand how I can be in a pub for hours and not drink.Only women get pregnant. You might think it's 'insane' to be annoyed at women getting erased out of language but you clearly have no idea how bad it is
It is very strange! And it happens a lot!
That's one which has always mystified me too!
The one about the secret santa and the boss being late for the "fisting" springs to mind. Someone found that so funny they managed to unlatch their breastfeeding child as they were reading it while breastfeeding
