That thread reads like the synopsis of a chick lit novella. A really tit one. With lots of exclamation marks!!!!!!!!Omg the thread where her friend said she’d seen her husband in the next town with a woman when he was supposed to be playing golf HES ONLY CHEATING ON HER WITH THE FRIENDS SISTER!!!! i don’t know why I’ve spoilered it lol just incase someone was reading the thread from scratch hahah
makes me think…what if my bf isn’t actually fishing for whole weekends, but cheating??I need to stay off mumsnet with my paranoia
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Omg what have I just read! It's the ramblings of an unhinged person. 20 year dream state of being a parent? Their child allowing themselves to be bought? Their Daughter in law wouldn't care if they died?This is a few months old but I was searching for threads about emigrating and yyyyyikes. I want to run far away from this woman myself and she doesn't even know me
Quite clear from the post that they are a self centred nightmare who spends alot of time navel gazing and expecting companionship from their adult child. No wonder they emigrated!
They're husbands are so hot everyone wants to have affairs with them apparently.
I don't know why I did the shocked face emoji to this. This is exactly my mum's opinion on emigrating. She goes on and on about it. People should never move to another country. Mind you, she was annoyed at me for moving from the midlands to the north east, despite never making me feel welcome or taking an interest in me at all. These people are completely and utterly maaaad!This is a few months old but I was searching for threads about emigrating and yyyyyikes. I want to run far away from this woman myself and she doesn't even know me
But they are ultra skinny, look decades younger than their actual age and have swishy hair so they have nothing to worry about, surely?
Perhaps it's because some of them dress like the Bay City Rollers that have their husbands saying Bye Bye Baby?
If this was my mother I would move to Australia on purposeThis is a few months old but I was searching for threads about emigrating and yyyyyikes. I want to run far away from this woman myself and she doesn't even know me
Their husbands probably get tired of the chick pea Dahl & spag bol with lentils to bulk it out. 
Sounds like she needs some ‘live, love, laugh’ in her life
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Or is it live laugh love? better head back to tattle prison for not knowing
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Or is it live laugh love? better head back to tattle prison for not knowing
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With a helping of Mumsnet chicken on the side...Their husbands probably get tired of the chick pea Dahl & spag bol with lentils to bulk it out.
I think most of their husbands must be henpecked and having clandestine affairs with women who cook them proper meals.
My imagination tells me it's like that bloke on the last of the summer wine who was having an affair with Marina.
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She doesn't tempt him with her breasts and legs .... more like the breast and legs of a freshly roasted chicken with all the trimmings.
Found the perfect Mumsnet doorbell arrangement
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Bonkers. My kids are teenagers and I’m not in a 20 year dream state and as much as I love them, I’m looking forward to the day they move outThis is a few months old but I was searching for threads about emigrating and yyyyyikes. I want to run far away from this woman myself and she doesn't even know me
Personally, I think nature makes teenagers annoying, so you can prepare yourself as a parent for that day (works the other way too; kids find their parents more irritating as they get older). Having said that, I would be a bit gutted if they chose to emigrate (although I’m not sure that’s the right word) but I wouldn’t guilt trip them. It’s their life and they have to live it as they see fit and it’s not like the old days. There’s Skype and I plan on doing a lot of travelling in retirement, so I hope they’d choose somewhere cool (and it goes without saying that they’d always be welcome at home, whether that’s to live - hope not forever though - or to visit).Equally though, I wouldn’t want them living next door so…
If my child decides to live overseas when he’s an adult, I would see it as the opportunity for travel and exploring a different part of the world, when we go and visit him.
Unless he relocated to the the Middle East - I wouldn’t be so keen to travel there. In fact I would probably arrange for a holiday at a mid way destination. Dubai, Qatar, Saudi Arabia etc hold no fascination for me and I would feel uncomfortable visiting those countries.
These days though, long haul travel isn’t beyond the reach of most of us.
Unless he relocated to the the Middle East - I wouldn’t be so keen to travel there. In fact I would probably arrange for a holiday at a mid way destination. Dubai, Qatar, Saudi Arabia etc hold no fascination for me and I would feel uncomfortable visiting those countries.
These days though, long haul travel isn’t beyond the reach of most of us.
There’s another nails thread 🫣
These nails go through my teeth
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