She would sell her kids privacy for pennies. Videoing the girls dance moves, swimming on holiday for some likes is desperate. Give them some respect!
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Mufasa
Chatty Member
God I’d love to be able to go on a family holiday abroad but it’s just not something we could afford and all Lorna can do is moan about hers. Every one of them, even ones in the past! Isn’t this about the third holiday they’ve been on this year too 🫠
She is bloody miserable as sin it must be so draining on the rest of them
She is bloody miserable as sin it must be so draining on the rest of them
(Massive Lurker, not a huge poster at all)
How on earth does she afford her life style? Did they win the lottery or have a massive inheritance? I’m incredibly fortunate and my household income is £100K plus but I could only dream of living in a fabulous house with 3 kids as she does. (I know her parents are still alive). Bitcoin or onlyfans?
Stringyone
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The screeching of the middle child!! She’s such a show off and they just indulge her.
InstaFamousDoesntCount
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She’s such a drama Queen!
Just get on with your day job and stop faffing about taking photos of your laptop with coffee, smoothies and supplements on the side.
What an idiot!
Just get on with your day job and stop faffing about taking photos of your laptop with coffee, smoothies and supplements on the side.
What an idiot!
Mmmmmm
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Lorna you are nothing else but a 
for blaming your poor 4 years old son, who is sick, for ruining your evening out to celebrate the beginning of your Xmas holidays... Don't worry take-away is on its way so you will still be able to stuff your quadruple chins face with all the food and all the booze...
Maybe you shouldn't have had a third child just for the Gram if your pre Xmas lead up worked better before his birth as per your appalling/insulting publication above?!?!?!?!
for blaming your poor 4 years old son, who is sick, for ruining your evening out to celebrate the beginning of your Xmas holidays... Don't worry take-away is on its way so you will still be able to stuff your quadruple chins face with all the food and all the booze...Maybe you shouldn't have had a third child just for the Gram if your pre Xmas lead up worked better before his birth as per your appalling/insulting publication above?!?!?!?!
I hope it’s cancelled as can’t stand all the insta wannabes sharing they have tickets and her re posting them!!!
ItsCalledGoogleHun
Active member
Supplements won’t do an ounce of good when someone ranks as much booze as she does
Sugarhoney
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you forgot h&m!!! I always think people who endlessly post about their lives and how much they love their husbands and or families are really faking it and trying their up most best to prove that their life is perfect. When it isn’t and they’re only papering over cracks.Jesus Christ! ANOTHER night out?!
she really felt like she needed it, guysyou know, she’s been home from holiday for 2 minutes and she’s struggling for some ‘me/us’ time.
I mean, drinking a shit ton of wine on holiday with friends is tough. And the fact that the kids have loads of other children to play with so need minimal entertainment is hard to take.
can’t wait for another selfie of the pair of them with her pink lipstick and new outfit from New Look/Zara (delete as applicable) and of course, a close up of a glass of wine (my money’s on rose tonight).
she can Fuck.Right.Off
I completely agree with you. I’ve just moved house today. I sat trying to soothe my little one at bedtime and I’m shattered. I could really do without him here so I can enjoy a wine with my husband to wind down and celebrate. But I want to be with my son, I don’t want to miss a night with him here, he will only be little for so long. I’d rather save a night in a few weeks when he’s settled. We have a date night every 6 weeks or so/ Each to their own but I couldn’t ditch my children as much as she does, just because she feels like it....
Poor Lorna and Jamie must be due a break soon, they haven’t ditched their kids for at least 3 days!
Pat MyCock
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What are these Pizzup events. I hate garage music. It just looks like an event for tired old mums trying to be cool.
Jumpindesia
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What kind of grown ass woman cries cos they missed a get together as their kids were unwell....pathetic!
InstaFamousDoesntCount
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Just noticed she’s following a Mounjaro journey account. Definitely think she’s on them. She was piling on the timber no so long ago and now she’s much thinner!
Mmmmmm
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Mmmmmm
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I know right?! Mind blowing
Completely agree with you on that! She has been advertising all weekend for that over priced place she stayed at this weekend for free, in her stories, she has never #gifted or disclosed it as an AD which is clearly is! The stories are full of spelling mistakes, she can't even be bothered to advertise the place properly and to top it all off she is slagging off the owner/prices by responding "Wowsers!!! That's super super spenny!" to the comment that say 3,500 pds for a week in summer? left under her post on her grid...But apparently you can get good deal speaking to the owner directly?! Why are they putting false prices on their website then if you can haggle the price of your stay?! Looks more like desperation to me to use "I can't spell Lorna" and haggling to see the place fully booked up this summer (when we are already mid-June and they seem to have still loads of availabilities left...
I bet she can't wait to go back again there for free soon herself will she has another weekend away from her kids...
On the plus side (of Lorna reading this thread
) she has not posted about her kids for a few hours (12h or so 
) so that's good for them and their sense of privacy!Booze and crappy/noisy music playlists is the only thing they seem to share indeed
She treats her kids like accessories for the gram and she definitely has a favourite child, her second daughter, which is so sad and unhealthy...only because she see her younger herself in Marnie. She loves herself and whatever she can gain from Instagram much more than her own kids if not she will be giving them the respect and privacy they so deserve!
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Stringyone
Chatty Member
She’s mentioned before about living by the sea and to be fair her parents are on the coast so it would make sense.