MrshHayward

[Jumpindesia]

Here comes all the Pizzup spam.
I’ve been and I found people weren’t hugely friendly and it was cliquey and Lorna - not everyone likes garage music

It looks absolutely cringe. I hate all this 'come on your own if you want everyone is so nice' when actually they all look stuck up and insta mummy's lol ! And hubby on the decks lol

 

[Jumpindesia]

She leaves her kids so much !

 

[loveitloveit]

Her mid week life is skincare and baths, but all she wants to do is go out
She’s on another planet? What mother with three kids has time for relaxing baths and skincare nightly?!? None I know!

 

[Mmmmmm]

Nobody asked you about the unflattering curtain dress Lorna, NOBODY

Also the "Poppa special" is nothing special, it is only to you because you can never be arsed to craft for your kids one of the many parcel boxes from all the #gifted crap you get sent to your house and would rather drink cheap pale rosé instead

Shame Lorna isn't mate with so smug now as they could go to an AA meeting together

 

[Jumpindesia]

She clearly hates being a mum.
You can imagine her having more tantrums than the kids.
I once saw her as we live not far from each other, she was taking the kids to school, pushing the pram and constantly on her phone shouting at the kids.

 

[AstonedRose]

Don’t get me wrong, I loved garage music when I was 16... might have a throw back session once in a while a cringe at a lot of the music. But it’s constant old crap recycled at every pizz up. Same content day in day out. Pale rose, Blood shot eyes, girls dancing. Boy mopping. More wine and a bit of garage music.

 

[Joeyjojo]

Also very surprised this thread is so quiet!

Me too!!

 

[Jumpindesia]

This is the estate agent thing: https://www.standard.co.uk/news/lon...arious-visit-to-her-london-home-a3494251.html

it was in the DM but I’m not sending any traffic their way

Omg how cringe! Those 2 little girls seem like 2 little madams! And she encourages it! Not as cute once they get older!

 

[Cjh78]

At least she’s not moaning about being unemployed and struggling to pay her huge mortgage, whilst going on mini breaks and holidays anymore…!!

 

[Carobee]

Sure there will be an update tomorrow ‘12 weeks living by the sea’ ‘team’ here’s a picture of my family ‘you’re welcome’

 

[Bob]

Yasss totally agree! She lives round the corner from my childhood home, so an area I know like the back of my hand. Lovely part of the country in a 1.5million pound house. Refuse to feel sorry for her! So ungrateful!

Really don’t get all the hype about her, they’re all overweight incl the kids and her content is so dull?! Am I missing something!?

I think I started following her because she was ‘recommended’ by someone else (I think on the back of a #bemoremarnie video #cringe). A lot of it is all arse kissing amongst the huns. Her content is pretty boring…

They’re also one of those couples that look like each other, so the kids look just like both parents at the same time!

 

[InstaFamousDoesntCount]

I really feel sorry for her kids with all that beige food she is feeding them.

Have a photo of the kids breakfast this morning… lots of fruit!

 

[KerChing]

If thousands of strangers on the internet knew where I lived with my small children, I would be re-evaluating my social media life choices. The mind boggles! Insta-fame over everything.

As for breaking the rules and publicising alongside your justification for it...

 

[peachycreamy]

I mean I can't help wondering where all the money comes from. Didn't they just come back from Portugal (I know it's her family's place but you still need to pay for spends and flights) and went to Vegas on a couples trip to see Adele. And all still relying on one income?! Maybe they desperately needed to rekindle seeing as they don't spend a minute together at home unless it's a Pub Garden or she's getting him to DJ for her for 8 hours

 

[Member_101]

Yes. I wondered if she would be on here! Marnie is clearly the favourite and how much money does she make out of pizzup?!

 

[Serious_Susan]

No she’s hinted to that many times, in paticular her marriage

 

[Serious_Susan]

It’s amazing how alcohol is perceived differently based on your social class, isn’t it!

 

[Joeyjojo]

I’m so surprised this thread is so quiet. Again this week videoing Marnie almost licking her bowl. Always talking about Marnie eating. Everything gifted. she’s the definition of a spoilt brat even though she’s almost 40.
oh and almost Pizz up time again

 

[SunsetGazebo]

To be fair, think her and her husband are having some sort of epic mid life crisis. She looks wasted in those photos. I’m the same age and would be embarrassed to post those photos and I mean I like to have fun but they are tragic

 

[Mmmmmm]

Lorna is showing off...

Never regretting an early morning sea swim Lorna?! Is that true?!...

Yes lazy spirit right here...

And of course a dog weed on you but you didn't felt it?! We don't believe your lies Lorna...

Plastering her favourite daughter in an unflattering picture on Instagram AGAIN