Mrs Meldrum #96 Suck it up, stuck up Princess most of your followers have lost all interest

[Racheybean]

(Very) long time lurker and former sheep but definitely not the teeny tiny mrs M here!! To think I used to envy her slightly........

 

[black ripped skinnies]

You lot make me laugh

In definitely not Mrs M. I prefer ripped skinny jeans to the leggings of dreams

I am partial to a hot cuppa though!

 

[ScottyT123]

Will the real tiny beggy, please stand up

 

[Somerville12]

Belter boy on his beaut of a bike in Banchory!!! Showing off his gifted spanking white trainers!!

 

[montydonfc]

Free The Tattle 15! Here since Disney and proud. I do however work part time as a steel beam seller in Bunchory the exclusive villaaage outside Aberdeen. Had to take it on after the piste bashing work dried up last year. Never mind, just pulled up my big girl sallopettes and got on with it. Never one to shy away from work I just get my little narrow foot beds jumping straight into the next thing going for me.

 

[Ktpeterson]

I’m the jam jar with lee’s balls in it, kept on rebs beside table

 

[Shackmaheid]

Couldn't resist this creation.

 

[Pissedoffwithinfluencers]

Wtf

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hahahaha. I like to be high up. Sounds about right . I realise this is old!

 

[Blockedbyadmin]

Ok well might as well come out and say I’m Rebecca too then eh. Got the man of my dreams, 3 annoying rugrats and one belter Bertie dog who I love more than anyone else.

Also do stop taking the piss out of my house of dreams.

 

[Grapevine]

Any other lurkers please raise your hand

we shall start doing a head count accordingly.

Long time lurker. Here for the laughs. Posted a few times but I’ve generally nothing to add after reading all the comments. I do think she’s getting worse though

 

[rather not stop]

I'm Poppy's ticket to DLP... Oh wait...

That's when I joined. Just horrific to leave a child at home like that. She would've loved DLP, but I guess Tesco didn't want to pay for her!

 

[Swipeuptobuy]

No I’m Rebecca .... I’m sat polishing my so edgy DM’s with the dog of dreams .... no literally polishing with Bertie ...

 

[tropics]

I'm Poppy's ticket to DLP... Oh wait...

That's when I joined. Just horrific to leave a child at home like that. She would've loved DLP, but I guess Tesco didn't want to pay for her!

Poppy had a ticket but Mrs M sold it on the local Banchory selling page

 

[Peggy Lee]

Still don't know what was in his hole

Beccas Feacal bulk ?

Couldn't resist this creation.

I was going to say this thread reminds me of this film scene ! I am Spartacus !
I am definitely not Beggy dramaLlama

 

[Pushyplumb]

I'm one of the deer from the private wood trolling her by bleeting 'Meld, Meld, Meld'. Just waiting for Rami to turn up to protect the mistress of murder mansion.

 

[Singersarah1]

Long time lurker. Here for the laughs. Posted a few times but I’ve generally nothing to add after reading all the comments. I do think she’s getting worse though

I am the same Been lurking for a while , I love reading all the comments but never have anything funny to add !

 

[Ballstowall]

In the words of Alfie Deyes, I just want to 100% clear up right now that I am not a Meldrum

 

[Eat more cake]

I don't think even Mrs Meldrum would admit to being Mrs Meldrum. In her own words she said the name would haunt her forever .

 

[Lurker34]

Lol just catching up on a few pages I’d missed and thought I’d chime in. I am not the real puffy faced prick. I mostly like my children and my husband doesn’t resemble a room temperature seafood stick
MOD drama brought me here. Stuck around for the Banchory Brat and the bants x

 

[Hambone]

I'm a lurker and not much of a poster. I am definitely not Mrs Meldrum...i'm not posh enough and don't own a horse or have woods to walk in I do have a huge, so huge kitchen that needs a reno though. The banter on this group is class, always makes me smile.