What’s wrong with them?
That steak she showed on stories looked tit - hasn’t been cooked at a high enough temperature so the outside wasn’t seared, it looked ancid.
The cheeseboard on Pat’s stories is just as bad - a Camembert & a blue cheese with a few slices of ham and a bowl of olives....?
What a belter of a night at murder mansion.
“Come on in guyyyyys, come sit in our Barry Baltic hoose, it’s fuckin freeeeeeeezin because we are too cheap to put the heatin on - dinna worry, there’s a whole 2 logs on the fire, that’s sure to get the place toasty! There’s a 2 drink maximum tonight coz I canna be arsed buyin in anymore booze seein as am no here to enjoy it at Christmas maself, and I’ve no cereal boxes left so tonight’s game is Articulate which I’ve had since 1999. Ho Ho Ho merry Christmas ya PEACH!!!!”