Mrs Meldrum #39 Lee. Before you go on the dole tell us what's in your hole.

Pat has asked me if any of you would like to volunteer to help him get that annoying bloody rust stain off the side of the house whilst you're on the tour. He can't afford to pay you though, due to unforseen circumstances that have arisenView attachment 16197

Nice to see he was also power washing his car in that shot........it'll be nice and bright to lead the tours through the forest

 

[inspirespirit]

Well if he asks me to empty his wheelie bin from the shed......... forget it. I'll bring the match for the cake though.

 

[FFS_stopit]

Lee’s got teeth that could eat an apple through a letterbox [emoji1787] He’s defo a face for the radio not insta!

But then people would have to listen to the wee belter’s voice!! [emoji33]

 

Could it be filmed for stories?,

Absoluuuuuuuutly as long as you have your PR pack of water wipes and plenty kitchen towel to make literally a job of cleaning up after yourself with no consideration to Tattlers and/ or Hobbits in any later parties

 

[Star_seeker]

I didn't think she had any friends from the playground?

There are definitely some, one or two were in attendance at the surprise trip to St Andrews #nevertobeforgotten
Didn't spot her at pick up, but again was occupied elsewhere, she didn't come into the playground this morning, looked like she was off for a ramming, complete with braids in her hair

 

[Bernie]

Pat has asked me if any of you would like to volunteer to help him get that annoying bloody rust stain off the side of the house whilst you're on the tour. He can't afford to pay you though, due to unforseen circumstances that have arisenView attachment 16197

That's absolutely disgusting , you'd of thought Nana would of made that a painting priority . It looks like a sewerage overflow

 

[Carol_ann_carol]

These threads are way more entertaining when Pat and Edgy are awol!

 

[Alightened]

Cocktails will also be on offer

 

[Peachbomb]

That's absolutely disgusting , you'd of thought Nana would of made that a painting priority . It looks like a sewerage overflow

I’ve said this before but he needs to worry more about the big damp patches on the wall under the window rather than the unsightly rust patch.

Cocktails will also be on offer

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None for me thanks!

 

[Noseymam]

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Omg dying!!

 

[Ohflogoff]

Cocktails will also be on offer

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Two tickets to the gun show
Hubba hubba

 

Cocktails will also be on offer

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OK that's the " feeling a little bit sickie" sorted...............away to work on " just broken"

 

[Carol_ann_carol]

Cocktails will also be on offer

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I’m suddenly tee total

 

[Catwoman]

Nice to see he was also power washing his car in that shot........it'll be nice and bright to lead the tours through the forest

Oooh he could raise money by car washing! With his big hose

 

I don't remember anyone putting a call out for naked hobbit waiters
Away back to your crayons and CV Pat !!

 

[Catwoman]

Can we run feral in the grounds of the house?

 

[Peachbomb]

Can we run feral in the grounds of the house?

Yes, but it will be at your own risk and DPD make a lot of deliveries.

 

[Catwoman]

We needs merchandise!

 

[Alightened]

Never mind mocking my bloody Richmond sausages you Tattler's. Look at this belter of a sausage, now this sausage will make your eyes water

 

Can we run feral in the grounds of the house?

Only if you can be picked up on the security cameras or your wearing your tracker, as you do every day. They are fairly extensive you know and as has been pointed out are currently gateless. Please also be aware of low flying DPD vans dropping of further supplies of party goodies/ spray tan/ hobbits and flocks of aimless and concerned sheep who may be circling with intent by this time