Ah well, that's it then! Willie fae the Deeside Piper's going to be racing Dave the DPD guy up the drive, clutching his notebook and pen to get the scoop firstPity he hadn't got his fancy gates gifted yet, mind you no use closing them, the horse has bolted!
Maybe Pat will invite him in for dippy eggs so they can share their truly "shaken" reaction
Mind you, pretty sure Dave would have a tale of two for the Mail
Does Pat realise yet just how symbolic his insta story with the chocolate bunny in the blender actually was.........bet the crystals/ protective forcefield didn't predict this one!