Mrs Meldrum #34 Jump up darling, you're not in your salopettes!

[Foolmeonce]

Happy birthday to me,
I'm young and carefree,
My life will be so fantastic
Now that I've turned twenty.

Happy birthday to me,
I'm workshy, vain and moral free,
I'll take all the freebies going
Now that I've turned thirty.

Happy birthday to me,
My PO box is empty,
Lee, Insta and youtube are long gone,
And now I'm forty.

Happy birthday to me
My kids want nothing to do with me,
I sold all our lives for bullshit,
Now I'm on my own at fifty.

 

[Jade33]

Wonder how many times Lee has to sit and watch the vlog to bump up the views tonight?!

 

[Alightened]

This is a reply to her asking her sheep what they'd like her to vlog. I wonder what her reply will be. She'll either ignore it or block .

 

[Bernie]

What are you actually trying to say ???? You need to be fit and strong to wear a bikini ?? Shame on you
Do you ever think before you vomit up the shite you talk .
If you looked after your kids 24/7 that would keep you fit . Thinks is more of a bikini body you're wanting so you can swan about while you DUMP your kids in Kids clubs for the full holiday

 

[Foolmeonce]

Rebecca Meldrum, you fucking muppet.

 

[WBlue]

There wasnt anywhere to report exactly the hateful content so not sure it’ll get picked up but if YouTube check the comments it’s well documented where the racist comment was made. Can’t see brands wanting to work with a racist!

 

[EdgyLegend]

Sooo bloody predictable, video does crap and she moans about the work/parenting balances as if it excuses her rubbish performance. Always the same. Then it's crying that she's mum shamed for self care and being a working mum.
Decoding her post is easy....youtube is no longer my jam but I can't give it up. I expect everything with minimal effort so I'm going to ignore all your suggestions for video content and just vlog our boring, repetitive, ridiculous lives and post that 3 times a week. But still don't expect any kind of quality because editing takes up time from the gym, posting orange manic selfies and my much loved pottering round the house.
So basically I want all the ads, all the freebies but I want to do none of the work for it. And if anyone dares question me I'll claim you're a mum shaming troll who's criticising my hard work.

Lazy self indulgent bint. Can't wait to see it all fall apart for her!

 

[Frazzled_bedazzled]

I'm more of a lurker but her latest post has enraged me. She may be self employed but her version seems to be very little effort hoping for maximum return at the expense of everyone else. I ran my own business for a while. I would work early mornings if clients requested it and be back for school run. I would work evenings so that I could work it around the kids and their activities. When I needed to I would block off work time to do more with kids, even if that meant a loss now and again. I did my best, with the help of my husband, to ensure the kids didn't miss out. I don't know if there's any such thing as balance but I know there's such a thing as prioritising and as far as I can see she prioritises herself over all others. Her wah wah wah doesn't wash with me.
And if she wants bigger glutes then she needs to lift much heavier weights more often. Just saying.

 

[Alightened]

 

[Interesting019]

Here we have the gorgeous Rebecca modelling an oversized dress for you larger ladies. She's gutted they don't have it in her teeny tiny size. Bloody hell, she looks a daft twat twirling and preening herself. Of course for you sheep out there, this white dress wouldn't be appropriate for those who use a fake tan and aren't as lucky as she is with her all the year round golden glow


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If I may just caption the preening and self adoration of the Zara fitting room stories....
Pink playsuit: Am I fucking teeny tiny? Yes I am! I am a fucking babe. This playsuit drowns me like a child in her mother's clothing. Shame no one watching this is as fucking belting as me. I AM ABSOLUTELY STUNNING.
White dress: I look even better. How is that possible? I am a 10 out of 10, teeny tiny babe. Wow, just look at me. I must tell all of my followers how I need a small. They don't have one in store but Zara P.R will see this if I tag, then they will send one to my P.O.Box.
I LOVE MYSELF SO SO MUCH GUYZZZ

Off she pops back to the compound to blag a turn on Daddy Cannon's sunbed. Got to keep that all year round natural tan topped up. Can't post sexy "pyjarma" crotch shots on Insta without a crispy orange tan.

 

[montydonfc]

Rebecca, since you read here..

It is your legal obligation as a parent to ensure your children attend school. Whilst you may not value education as it’s not been needed in the “job” you hold, your children may very well one day rely on theirs to obtain a job in the real world. Mulling over the idea of allowing them to have a day off just because other parts of the country may or may not have a day off is not your decision to make.

As for the getting the bags and uniforms ready, it’s only probably Safiyah who takes a bag.. she is still entitled to free school meals so she’s not preparing a pack lunch so at the very most she’s popping in a water bottle and a snack for breaktime. Then laying out one T-shirt/pinafore/cardigan/socks and Florence as we all know chooses her own outfits because whatever Florrie Favourite wants, she gets.

Thank goodness Reb is up at 6am every morning to get all that organised, she must be run off her feet poor lamb.

 

[Jellybaby]

She is NEVER with her children!! She celebrates all milestones without them
She has more time without her children than she actually spends with them. And he is just as bad, I know he does the lions share but he bolts at every opportunity. Kids thrive on routine and stability - her 3 must never know where they’ll be and who with.
But the main thing when you’re a mother... is that YOU have a nice life eh, they’ll all be in therapy as the years go by. She’s missing all the best bits of her children and just has a load of shit freebies to show for her time.
Wishing her a rotten birthday

 

[Rubynoodle]

Safiyah seems like such a lovely kid. Had to laugh at Pat's latest stories though playing kerbie with her. There was definitely intent to hit him with that ball, could see it in her wee eyes . "Call me Darce one more time, and I swear....."

Instead of actually just playing a game of kerbie with his daughter he went to the effort of setting up a tripod to take pictures of them doing so, then uploading it to the internet. Living in the moment right there! “Wait a minute Safiyah darling not just yet we need to get the right angle”
It’s just sad. They’ll never ever get this time back, stop filming yourselves for other people you prize prick. It just screams of desperation, look at me dad of the year interacting with my child! Lee i’ll Let you in on a secret, it happens all over the world daily multiple times and mostly without it being splashed it all over the internet for a few likes and some engagement for their failing channel and brand.

 

[Pumkinspice]

Ha! Someone has written on the gym post...

‘An expert in 3 months!! Amazing. Usually takes people years of training.’

Brilliant!
Who was it?!!

Edited: actually I hope it wasn’t anyone here and the sheep are getting pissed off!!

 

[Honestjoe]

Fat shaming again Reb. And it’s you’re not your - uni graduate, hmmm....

Seems the sheep agree with Rachel!! Your fat shaming is annoying them - only thin Reb can wear a bikini....

 

[Mybb2016]

I’ve always thought of her/them to be very ignorant. I remember a while ago she was doing a live and she said “right I’m gonna go now cos there’s loads of pervy Pakistani men joining” my jaw actually dropped, way to stereotype a whole nationality. You can tell they live in a white middle class bubble, definitely not exposed to any other cultures in the Neilson camps

Also if she’s so concerned about these pervy men joining her lives, does it not occur to her that these are the same men looking at pictures of her children

 

[Goodpup]

I don't know why I keep getting surprised by the behaviour of this woman, but missing the egg hunt to go to the gym has really shocked me. The very same week she said she wanted to spend more time with her children. Time she will never get back... not that she cares.

 

[Alightened]

One person has probably asked about fake tan, and old Edgy decides to strip off like she's in a bloody porno film

 

[Pumkinspice]

Lol at the comments about forgetting the gym and spending the day with her girls. Come on sheep, see her for what she is!

She’s just a joke isn’t she?! Weekend away and then she’s off to the gym on EASTER SUNDAY. She really doesn’t give a toss about spending time with those girls. Then she feigns sadness that they’re not off school tomorrow. Why? She wouldn’t spend time with them. If she was bothered she’d spend every moment with them today. She’s getting worse. Concerning.

 

[Cantthinkofaname]

We managed to raise over 10 grand in three charity events and not a single famous person amongst our family. She isn't pocketing from this so the effort isn't there. It's that simple sadly.