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Carry on as you were
Carry on as you were
Mrs Meldrum #34 Jump up darling, you're not in your salopettes!
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Have you seen his latest story! Put the poor child to bed! 
Poppy literally just looked like she wanted to say duck off filming me Pat in his latest story 
She did, what was the relevance of that story. Great it’s sunny outside here too. Poor girl, completely intrusive and pointless story....Poppy literally just looked like she wanted to say duck off filming me Pat in his latest story
If Poppy’s face could tell a story it would be saying “oh for duck sake duck off and leave me alone with my lunch in peace you giant COCKWOMBLE! Isn’t it about time you found gainful employment” A beef pastry? Is that a posh way of saying she’s eating a Cornish pasty?!? Or is it Lee being a thick cocunt again. And as for this picnic lunch tit it’s called finger foods in my house lol.
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Poppy is looking very dark under her eyes. Hope she isn't coming down with something.
The glare!! I love it!Poppy literally just looked like she wanted to say duck off filming me Pat in his latest story
A beef pastry
Is it a Steak Bake from Greggs?
Is it a Steak Bake from Greggs?
A beef pastry
Is it a Steak Bake from Greggs?
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A beef pastry , looked more like pedigree chum
Good to see all that Ella’s Kitchen goodness on Poppy’s plate for lunch.
Beef Pastry
Ham
Cheese
Sweet corn
Chicken roll
Where’s the fruit? Where’s the balance actually? He’s pretty much opened the fridge, chucked a few things on a plate and that’s her “lunch”
As for the unnecessary filming her when she’s clearly shattered and has no interest in him, he’s a bleeping bell end.
Never mind, Mummy must be taking over the care of Poppy (while she naps obvs) and Daddy hits the golf course. Reb is all about the quality time with her children these days!
It didn’t even look fit for a dog.
Beef Pastry
Ham
Cheese
Sweet corn
Chicken roll
Where’s the fruit? Where’s the balance actually? He’s pretty much opened the fridge, chucked a few things on a plate and that’s her “lunch”
As for the unnecessary filming her when she’s clearly shattered and has no interest in him, he’s a bleeping bell end.
Never mind, Mummy must be taking over the care of Poppy (while she naps obvs) and Daddy hits the golf course. Reb is all about the quality time with her children these days!
It didn’t even look fit for a dog.
Yup. Bet your bottom dollar he didn’t eat that gross yellow food or her....
Reb is so good at supervising nap time, don’t know how she does it....
I really can't take credit for the thread title - it's so so organic, so so authentic, and straight from the horse's mouth!
No, Reb, I'm nae being a troll and calling you a horse, it's a saying. Similar to jump up, darling, you're not in your salopettes - which will now go down in history
No, Reb, I'm nae being a troll and calling you a horse, it's a saying. Similar to jump up, darling, you're not in your salopettes - which will now go down in history
Hole in her leggings at the cheeks I knew those apricots would come back to bit her on her arse lol 
Err no it’s not coz they’re cheap it’s coz you bloody well live in them!
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Looks like Reb is lifting her bad boy 5kg weights again 
also new gym post looks suspiciously like an AD
p.s please gym shark this is my last ditch attempt at a freebie pair of your so so high quality leggings.
also new gym post looks suspiciously like an AD
p.s please gym shark this is my last ditch attempt at a freebie pair of your so so high quality leggings.
Everytime he says darling I want to stick pins in my eyes. It's bleeping horrendous!
Oh, Poppy's face! Bless her, she looks so tired. It's the sort of face I give people when I have low blood sugar, and I'm about to lose my tit.
Noun. dahling (plural dahlings) (as a term of address) darling (imitating a posh or pretentious person) quotations ▼
Here’s him
This definition should have Lee’s pic next to it. I swear he’s getting more Made in Chelsea by the day but without the class, money or looks
Here’s him
This definition should have Lee’s pic next to it. I swear he’s getting more Made in Chelsea by the day but without the class, money or looks - Status