I couldn't believe that when it came up, so self obsessed. The whole lifestyle is just full of tit. Yes I understand the wee planes we occasionally have to fly in via Aberdeen are a pain and it is windy tonight here but really? Dramarama for your followers, phone Lee, get in the car and drive the duck home. I thought we were going to have another panic like the 'he could have died' helicopter incident....
... we may yet.... 
Really emphasising the horror of it to ensure Lee is sympathetic and agrees to her going for an extra long ramming session tomorrow to get over it.I couldn't believe that when it came up, so self obsessed. The whole lifestyle is just full of tit. Yes I understand the wee planes we occasionally have to fly in via Aberdeen are a pain and it is windy tonight here but really? Dramarama for your followers, phone Lee, get in the car and drive the duck home. I thought we were going to have another panic like the 'he could have died' helicopter incident....
My 2 year old eats beans on toast with the beans on the toast. Beans in a bowl is essentially soup with bread dipped in.what's wrong with beans in a bowl, it's easier for little ones to scoop them up using the side of the bowl than off a plate.
This is comedy classic! Don’t you just wish she had done that! ‘Aw thanks darling’ then her chins all hit the floor when she reads the inside (with assistance because she can’t really read two syllable words).....
Now I can’t stand Pat, but a part of me really hopes that one day he does venture out on his own and do better/earn more than herHe'll have a book next, his take on international cuisine, honey on pizzas, noodles n soya sauce, bad boy eggs, beaners n toast and his special....curried water
That second pic is like a migraine aura... The colours
Aww, sorry you've had a crappy few days. Hope things get better soon.
Think it’s the whole ‘beans on toast’....ITS NOT!!!
they’re in a bloody bowl!!! ( yes, I need to get out more) 
It’s too late she has that book on pre-order and neither of them had anything to do with its writing...Now I can’t stand Pat, but a part of me really hopes that one day he does venture out on his own and do better/earn more than her
I've got to say @Sproglet... your sentence starting 'Sorry Reb' on this post wins my vote today. I honestly laughed like duck out loud and hard! Had to then explain to husband who also roared laughing!Hmm, what the hell SHALL I wear for my really annoying brand trip to London Town.
Let's see what's landed in my kindly gifted pile?
Ok my Edgey Boden Breton, gets my sooper imprtant "mental health" message over, when it's too hot for the cashmere, my new JOULES trainers, bit last season ski break now, but better get the wear out of them before I stick them on Banchory selling page.
Oh HELLO what's this ? A rather LUSH pair of culottes, that obviously I'd never have forked out for myself, thanks Joules
So we have stripes, slogans, leopard print and block colour........hmm not quite Edgey enough!! I know a wee bitty of belting Primani to make it so, so relatable to my lovely followers. Yes, I'm thinking neon orange headband, so, so now until Meld coughs up the right one for my birthday, no I can't believe I'm 30 eitherAnd to top it off? My pink biker jacket just to add that bad ass edge ..........fabulous
Sorry Reb, you look like you fell into Balamory's lost property box and it vomited you back up into a Skittles advert
I suppose she is very "honest" about not being brand loyal.........doesn't actually mean you should pile on all your freebies at the same time. No doubt the jewellery and makeup was also free. No one gifting her knickers yet ?
Wonder if Reb is still affiliated with Tena 
I still can’t get over her saying ‘thank you’ when Florrie told her she will miss her
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. I've just nearly wet myselfThat’s the narcissist right there talking back at ya’! Lovely way to talk to your own child!
Yes, totally shocking. Surely it’s instinct to say how much you will miss them in reply- not say thank you!
