Mrs Meldrum #151 less Aspen more Asda

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I love me who do you love
If she was chocolate she'd eat herself.

Binny, a wee tip. If you're going to twat about in your vestibule, maybe tidy it up.

The anoraks on the side are distracting from the anorak in front of us.
 
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Off out with the OGs? The original grannies?

I assume she’s only invited as a source of entertainment for the rest of the girlies? You know there’s a chat group without her in it laughing about what she’s going to turn up wearing and what made up pish she’s going to talk about
 
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Why is she styling her hair like Debbie Gibson in the 80’s
It’s the scrunchie and then the black leather librarian handbag that she puts on

Nothing matches, fabrics, vibes nothing

Sam fox at the top and a nightie in the middle and a scruffy pair of trainers to finish it off?
 
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Probably half of them on here. Hi girlies
 
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The driving and filming thing pisses me off no end. She KNOWS it’s not sensible but she hates being told. Surely it’s illegal? It’s completely distracting to be looking at yourself on the screen and pressing the record button. It’s as dangerous as texting??

Why she thinks her inane stupid thoughts are so important they can’t wait til she gets home I don’t know. Also from what some of you have said she drives like a twat anyway, maybe keep your eyes on the road Binny.

id love it if she got arrested.
 
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Or if it’s that much of a problem, why not invite their friends round? I don’t remember a time when I’ve seen additional limbs or more shoes in the vestibule. Maybe other parents don’t want their kids going to a crime scene or maybe she just doesn’t want to give them their tea but at least she wouldn’t have to drop them off to other places all the time
 
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She can just about tolerate her own children…so I doubt she would allow the girls to have friends over.
 
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She can just about tolerate her own children…so I doubt she would allow the girls to have friends over.
That’s true! You’d think if her kids are suh suh close to the kids of the mums she’s suh suh close to then she’d have to take her turn. Or maybe they’ve put their feet down and said she can’t wear her noise cancelling headphones if she’s the only adult with them
 
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Is she on her own? The bar staff and waiters don’t count as ‘friends’ you sad deluded cow
 
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I so want to comment something along the lines of “ outfit is def better than a white towelling bathrobe……” I’m sitting on my hands trying not to…..
 
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