Oh it’s podcast day.
WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE !!!!!!
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A meld is as lucky
As lucky can be
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Good luck with the podcast
It mind numbing poo.
Every episode she never fails to remind the listeners what an absolute bitch she is. He married a school girl and she never grew up. She’s actually an embarrassment.
I can’t even summarise this piece of shit, it’s honestly that boring. But here goes
Nothing for the bin today….🫠 she double checks, no nothing.
- Lees heading back to the rigs.
- Rebecca hates people and hates talking to people. Doesn’t want to speak to anyone in Dubai for recommendations because she doesn’t like talking to people like Lee. It’s apparently weird he does.
- Camels are wild in Dubai, much like…. blue tits.
![Neutral face :neutral_face: 😐](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f610.png)
- she couldn’t get her car to work because her phone died, apparently she’s always on her phone so it’s always dying (my initial thought was if you have 3 kids wouldn’t you always need a phone with at least some battery life, that instababe life is more important)
- they’re randomly planning Lees 40’th months in advance, just to fill time. Maybe A HOLIDAY, Ibiza or skiing.
![Face with rolling eyes :rolling_eyes: 🙄](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f644.png)
Rebecca’s SOUL connected with Ibiza. HER ACTUAL SOUL CONNECTED WITH IBIZA obviously not the trashy part just the posh part. She’s a vanilla girl, they like spiritual shit like sand and crystals and free kids meals, not like playboy Lee
OHTHEDRAMA AD BREAK; leggings are linked. In my bio lovelies I take a size 4 but I like them really really big. That’s why I take a 4. #aff
I wear it with this skims gym top for 83 quid (the original don’t click the cheap one I actually wear) it’s so sooo comfy you all need one, or eight.
#aff
how is this still on yet it’s only 22 min.
- Lee wants lots of holidays, taking kids out of school for holidays is it ok to take them out for a **cheeky** week? Rebecca was pretty much attacked online for taking Sophieyaaa out of school for holidays, attacked, yet more holiday talk. They’re ok with doing it but “each to their own” Teachers apparently say they learn more from holidays than school. (Clearly don’t follow the Melds and haven’t got a glimpse into their cultural expeditions) “You gotta do what works for you..” Rebecca breaks into song “IT WORKS FOR US BABBBY” (20.40min in to hear the cat being strangled)
WHAT THE FUCK WOULD THEY TALK ABOUT WITHOUT A HOLIDAY FFS.
- lee will be home from the rigs then straight off to Dubai when they’re back.
Rebecca is going to SMASH THE GYM
instructor while he’s gone. It’s his last night home and they’re both going out exercising. True love.
- they haven’t had any dates which was on her “in” list.
except the garden centre when she ate like a pig (yet more conversations about her weight/food/her weight)
- today they’re having vegetable soup. He might put it in the blender,
she broke the last blender,
put boiling soup into it,
got glass in her soup
(might have made it taste better) Lee was devastated on hearing this, he didn’t know it happened, but apparently he went to cost co and bought her a ninja blender so either he has a blender fetish or he knew it happened.
(Jesus m,
This is fucking painful, i should put a paywall on it.)
- Lee got some shirts delivered mid podcast.
Rebecca “I bought clothes in Edinburgh I need to try them on”
Lee “what if they don’t fit you”
Rebecca “I tried them on in Edinburgh”
When did she buy them a week ago or in Edinburgh in 2004? Surly they look the same ffs!!!
THANK FUCK ITS OVER!!!