Mrs Meldrum #134 Not by the hairs of my chinny chin chin I will not let the Tattlers win!

[avabella]

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It’s Sarah Ravens’ cat that peed in the bath.

It’s the creature they found in the hole.

 

[Gingerella82]

Just broke my leg running to this thread wtf is she on?....made my day so beggy has hahahahaha

 

[BettyCrockerr]

Her soup ‘tastes good and is full of goodness’, move over Nigella ;-)

Knowing her she’s probably poured a bottle of bloody Sambucol in it!!!!!

 

[flippinpancakes]

She’s finds it fascinating that people have differing opinions on Harry and Meghan because she’s NEVER had a job or had any life experience she’s so sheltered from life

 

[AnnaBanana85]

Nice crane in the background of her festive photo brilliant

 

[GoLando]

“Chums” - fuck right off you wanker

 

[Hereforthehottea]

‘I’d prefer not to be honest’ ahhaaaa there’s a real glimpse in to their relationship.

 

[SheWereActuallyInCar]

Christ it's not even half ten and she's in bed... Why is she talking like she's been on a mad bender? "Will I make it to Jazz tomorrow" grow up

 

[BettyCrockerr]

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She’s trolling us, right?

Hahaha from the stupid bint who CRIED ON CAMERA about her parents cat and who couldn’t cope with a cats litter tray in the house…..!

she is INSANE.

I find it really odd to go out to lunch as a couple without kids and got to McDonald’s. Why would you choose to eat there unless you had to (kids!)
Do people do that, or am I odd?!

Erm millions of adults without kids go to McDonald’s…….!

 

[YellowMellow14]

The actual fact she took time to set up her phone, film it, presumably watch it back then post it shows how deluded she truly is.

Great viewing, indeed.

 

[Bewildered Barbarella]

I really don’t get why she always throws such cheap parties at home for her children. Always money for a Peloton or another holiday - but never money for a decent party outside the house.

And why does she always bugger off to bed about 9 o’clock at night when she’s responsible for other folks kids sleeping over. There’s no way those girls would’ve been sleeping at half 9! Stay downstairs till at least 11, if one of those girls needed something they're more likely to come down stairs not chap on their friends parents bedroom door. She so fucking lazy and irresponsible, I really hope other parents read here and see how selfish she is.

 

[Bewildered Barbarella]

This is EXACTLY what she looks like - i am honestly mortified for her!!!!

Do you think that she thinks she looks good?!!

Oh yeah, she’s a total narcissist, she’s on thinking she’s giving Jlo a run for her money when shes more like Sophia from the golden girls.

I actually hate that comparison as I love Sophia Petrillo but you get the gist!

 

[BettyCrockerr]

5.30pm is the AFTERNOON!! It’s not evening, it’s not night time. What planet is she on?!!!!!!

 

[LennyBriscoe]

Ooo the beg is strong today. Wonder if the elf might make a half arsed appearance

“Hi guyzzzzzz just jumped on to say I don’t have any desire to spend 10 minutes of my “me time” faffing around with that little elf prick but instead of saying to P he was too busy to come, I just told her Santa isn’t real instead and that softened the blow.

But for all you guyzzzzz here’s an aff link to the elf on the shelf. Got to get some pennies for Baileys!”

 

[Bewildered Barbarella]

Right above his arse crack.

Thoughts and prayers with the tattooist who had that unfortunate task

 

[BettyCrockerr]

‘I’d prefer not to be honest’ ahhaaaa there’s a real glimpse in to their relationship.

Haha how pissed off did she look when he said no to McDonald’s?!!!!

 

[Peachbomb]

Wow maybe she is as teeny tiny as she says, could she not even reach to put a star on the top of her tree

Excuse you, but that’s not just a tree, it’s a Balsam Hill! So probably doesn’t require a star

 

[CAJ1980]

Jeez, Ive been away had my mushrooms on toast and you're all still on this topic

 

[Cheska18]

Perfect for a spot of wild swimming! Wonder if that’s her bin floating off into the distance……..;-)

 

[MrsDimSum]

Ah dear looks like the narrow footbed is hereditary