Mrs Meldrum #120 Operation get Lee ho-ho-home for Christmas

[LennyBriscoe]

He turns my stomach. How could anyone ever have found him even remotely attractive?! He’s an ugly wee creep. He doesn’t even have good chat - he’s got the personality & charisma of a bit of toast. And he’s a midget. And skinny. Urgh. Can you imagine it, him getting his kit off - standing there in his wee boxers with his tiny 8 stone 5’7 body looking like a 13 year old getting ready for PE at school with his hairless body and glowing fluorescent skin and wee ginger hued chipolata coming at you like a wee amputated thumb….

I think you should get down off that fence and tell us what you really think!

 

[Hairyetta]

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Mrs Meldrum #121 Wee Lee working out whilst Rebecca sits on her flat arse to pout

 

[Hellofresh]

Funny she said she would be able to walk her dog from Monday, but I may or may not have seen her out walking her dog today (Sunday). No biggie in the grand scheme but yet another lie…

That dog will have been walked every day by Rebecca or Lee during their so called isolation, under the cover of darkness in their ever diminishing private woods

 

[JustAnotherUserName]

Hi Beggy and wee ginger pubes, we see your extra profiles, we’re not daft now go dust the fire surround and stop shagging your dog

 

[Zoewilliams9217]

Jude aside, tell me you’re a twit without telling me you’re a Tory twit. View attachment 975426

Hay now I have a Tobias (known as Toby)
But fully agree with the wilf, rafferty, monty and Albie .. sorry but these are animal names

noticed this wee peach earlier and instantly thought of @BettyCrockerr …I know you’re wetting your knickers at this wee bad boy belter babe

Reb, Lee, Safiyah and Poppy (Florence is the only arguably “posh” name)
Can’t leave our Kazza off the list, too.

She wouldn’t know (middle) class if it slapped her. They’re all just trash.

jesus I feel like my kids names are being attacked - we also have a Florence (known as flo) .. I’ll see myself out

 

[MrsDimSum]

He turns my stomach. How could anyone ever have found him even remotely attractive?! He’s an ugly wee creep. He doesn’t even have good chat - he’s got the personality & charisma of a bit of toast. And he’s a midget. And skinny. Urgh. Can you imagine it, him getting his kit off - standing there in his wee boxers with his tiny 8 stone 5’7 body looking like a 13 year old getting ready for PE at school with his hairless body and glowing fluorescent skin and wee ginger hued chipolata coming at you like a wee amputated thumb….

Amputated thumb…

 

[GhostHoward]

Hay now I have a Tobias (known as Toby)
But fully agree with the wilf, rafferty, monty and Albie .. sorry but these are animal names

noticed this wee peach earlier and instantly thought of @BettyCrockerr …I know you’re wetting your knickers at this wee bad boy belter babe



jesus I feel like my kids names are being attacked - we also have a Florence (known as flo) .. I’ll see myself out

Florence is a lovely name (was on my list), but I’m posh . Was just trying to point out that her boy names (which changes slightly every time she asks herself the question) aren’t very congruent with Beggy herself.

 

[JustAnotherUserName]

Oh the irony! Story of your life that Beggy

 

[Peachbomb]

I remember Lee really liking the name Gabe/Gabriel for a boy too. Back when he said “darrrrrling” all the time.

 

[Blondie]

Thigh gap so obviously photo shopped again! Why does she want her fanny to look like a Barbie dolls?

And whys she not using her expensive cordless hoover she was GIFTED!!

 

[OliviaPope]

And whys she not using her expensive cordless hoover she was GIFTED!!

She only uses it to keep Tony’s room spick and span.

 

[Lurker34]

Hay now I have a Tobias (known as Toby)
But fully agree with the wilf, rafferty, monty and Albie .. sorry but these are animal names

noticed this wee peach earlier and instantly thought of @BettyCrockerr …I know you’re wetting your knickers at this wee bad boy belter babe



jesus I feel like my kids names are being attacked - we also have a Florence (known as flo) .. I’ll see myself out

I normally observe and keep quiet but I sit here in solidarity with you. Tobias was on my short list if we had a boy (for Toby) and Florence was my top 5 for a girl (family name) but my husband wasn’t 100% so we picked a different name for our smallest girl.
Rafferty is rancid. Sounds like a name for a rat.

 

[Scotblock]

I thought Tropics Tamamu balm was the best one

 

[Yoyofloflo]

I normally observe and keep quiet but I sit here in solidarity with you. Tobias was on my short list if we had a boy (for Toby) and Florence was my top 5 for a girl (family name) but my husband wasn’t 100% so we picked a different name for our smallest girl.
Rafferty is rancid. Sounds like a name for a rat.

my youngest is Tobias, but is called Toby as well.

 

[Hereforthehottea]

Just get a tin of Vaseline and stop begging you covid spreading prick.

 

[JustAnotherUserName]

How long til we have a celebratory boomerang of her walking the dog horse on freedom day even though she hasn’t stuck to any rules

 

[Very Cherry]

Just get a tin of Vaseline and stop begging you covid spreading prick.

I had to laugh, no more than £15 as she'd likely have to buy 4! So she must be willing to spend £60 on lip balms.

 

[Mummylife_247]

Could she have filtered that moon face anymore!

 

[SarcasticEllis]

The thing that’s making me laugh most about Lee on Tony is the ironing board out and the mess on the floor. Looks like a midden.
Tidy that tit up first, that will burn a few more calories!!

 

[BettyCrockerr]

Could she have filtered that moon face anymore!

And still desperately trying to arse lick that vacuous air head Chloe Samwell-Smith