Man slave has gone back offshore, she wasted money on some fake hairdryer, the hair extentions which were the best thing ever and she wished she had got them yurs ago are now getting on her nerves and she is now regretting all those hot chocolates, which again were the best thing ever just a few months ago.
Are we all ready for the eye fucking with the facial sander shortly because that really is the best thing ever. Honest. She isn't lying. That one she really, really loves.... Just until she stops making money off it and moves onto the next thing.