Mrs Hinch #99 She’s got 99 problems but anxiety isn’t one

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Doesn’t send a particularly great message out to her following. “You can’t swim with us hun” springs to mind.
I bet she goes full on diva and expects the changing rooms to be clear and the pool fully disinfected. Cockwomble. Mind you if I saw her in a public pool I’d dive bomb the witch 😅
I think she’s a bit of a scruffy bleep tbh. I reckon she would see a pool of piss and just chuck a bit of diluted ZAFLLORAA on it.
 
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With regards to baby groups I don’t really go to any but my social anxiety is real not like hers 🙄 She acts like a she’s too important to socialise with normal people that won’t make her money!! I’m calling that she will home school so she doesn’t haven’t to do the school run or part with her beloved handsomes!!

I have counselling starting next week to help with anxiety so I can be a better mum and let my baby have some interaction with those her own age. She’s very socialised with older children / family Just no baby friends (I took her to a few when she was first born actually as my partner was off work but struggled to keep in touch with the mums).

I know all babies are very different but it is funny to see how happy and smilie Rex is but Ronnie is stone cold staring 😆
 
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It annoys the absolute tit out of me that hinch thinks she too important to share a pool with the general public. She's so far up her own arse it's ridiculous.
Poor Ronnieblessim is going to have a very rarified upbringing with no little friends to play with. She will probably home school him.
 
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Oh and Ronnie does seem happier and more engaging with the niece. She does look very awkward for a mother to be honest I would love to know how much time she does spend with him or if he’s just shoved on a play Matt or in a seat.,
 
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With regards to baby groups I don’t really go to any but my social anxiety is real not like hers 🙄 She acts like a she’s too important to socialise with normal people that won’t make her money!! I’m calling that she will home school so she doesn’t haven’t to do the school run or part with her beloved handsomes!!

I have counselling starting next week to help with anxiety so I can be a better mum and let my baby have some interaction with those her own age. She’s very socialised with older children / family Just no baby friends (I took her to a few when she was first born actually as my partner was off work but struggled to keep in touch with the mums).

I know all babies are very different but it is funny to see how happy and smilie Rex is but Ronnie is stone cold staring 😆
Counselling is amazing, when we had our first I was the same! I really struggled to bond with other new mums to the point I couldn’t leave the house. I had counselling and I’m happy to say now that I’m very confident when going out with all of them. (I was hoping for 2 children, ended up with twins and then accidentally got pregnant again with our newest one 😂) the anxiety came back through my last pregnancy so I saw the counsellor again. But I’d still now never be able to post pictures of myself online in a swimsuit or do all the things she does snd
I’d say I have a mild case now.
Each to their own I know, she’s just contradicting to everything she says.
 
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With regards to baby groups I don’t really go to any but my social anxiety is real not like hers 🙄 She acts like a she’s too important to socialise with normal people that won’t make her money!! I’m calling that she will home school so she doesn’t haven’t to do the school run or part with her beloved handsomes!!

I have counselling starting next week to help with anxiety so I can be a better mum and let my baby have some interaction with those her own age. She’s very socialised with older children / family Just no baby friends (I took her to a few when she was first born actually as my partner was off work but struggled to keep in touch with the mums).

I know all babies are very different but it is funny to see how happy and smilie Rex is but Ronnie is stone cold staring 😆
I don’t think she will home school coz then she will have to spend even more time with him 😂😂. But I’d imagine that by the time Ronnie is at school she will no longer be relevant anyway.
 
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Guess she lost her gifted makeup brush cleaner. It’ll be somewhere in that loft we never hear about anymore 🙄
She probably realised that it’s gross to clean makeup brushes and oven dishes with the same scrub daddy sponge
 
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Why does she not let ronnie round other babies?!?! My 6 month old get so excited when he sees other babies, that kid will be having bloody body guards to go school!!
 
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Guess she lost her gifted makeup brush cleaner. It’ll be somewhere in that loft we never hear about anymore 🙄
Now that you've mentioned it we're bound to hear about it in the next couple of days "Jhhhamie, Jhhhamie, I need you to help me up the loffffft laaaadder".
What is her obsession with adding extra letters into words and over enunciating them?
 
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Why does she not let ronnie round other babies?!?! My 6 month old get so excited when he sees other babies, that kid will be having bloody body guards to go school!!
If she lets him go to school! He would have to mix with other children and teachers who will influence him. Soph wouldn’t be able to cope with that.
 
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Why is the niece there again. Why is it such a big family event. Like Rrrrrrrrrronnie is the first ever baby to go swimming.
Did no one tell you? Hinch is the first woman to ever be pregnant. Except she’s not, but she’s the first woman to ever love her child unconditionally. Except she’s not, but she’s the first woman to ever take her child swimming alone. Except she’s not, she has her entire family with her.
 
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“Emasculated husband”???

it’s 2020 for goodness sake, what on Earth?!
Well, what would you call him?

He was a successful Sales Manager.

Now he’s filming her cleaning, being on the receiving end of her wrath if he dares to go out or have any kind of life of his own. He has to chauffeur her everywhere and be at her beck and call.

I’m not knocking him as a dad, his relationship with Ronnie is lovely to see. But she does emasculate and belittle him regularly, and, yes, I am quite aware of the year thanks.
 
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With regards to baby groups I don’t really go to any but my social anxiety is real not like hers 🙄 She acts like a she’s too important to socialise with normal people that won’t make her money!! I’m calling that she will home school so she doesn’t haven’t to do the school run or part with her beloved handsomes!!

I have counselling starting next week to help with anxiety so I can be a better mum and let my baby have some interaction with those her own age. She’s very socialised with older children / family Just no baby friends (I took her to a few when she was first born actually as my partner was off work but struggled to keep in touch with the mums).

I know all babies are very different but it is funny to see how happy and smilie Rex is but Ronnie is stone cold staring 😆
God help that poor child if she home schools!!!
She won’t though, cos it’ll just get in the way of her iPhone/ego/begging.
I know she’s trying to keep Ronnie a baby, but I can’t wait for the time he can actually move - head for the hills boy, and don’t stop!!
 
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Well, what would you call him?

He was a successful Sales Manager.

Now he’s filming her cleaning, being on the receiving end of her wrath if he dares to go out or have any kind of life of his own. He has to chauffeur her everywhere and be at her beck and call.

I’m not knocking him as a dad, his relationship with Ronnie is lovely to see. But she does emasculate and belittle him regularly, and, yes, I am quite aware of the year thanks.
In front of ‘3 million’ followers
 
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I think he's been pictured in some quite lame looking ankle socks too😝
 
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Bit weird how her niece has gone aswell
Her niece often spends time at their house. Her sister works long hours. Why is it weird. Close family. Kids love swimming.
I just don't get why she tries to hide it?! I mean she was on live national TV last night, in surprised she didn't make him wear a paper bag on his head! 🤣bleeping twit.

Still can't believe she never mentioned Joe!!!
 
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I don’t know if I’m right about this but it seems like Hinch has started smiling differently where she’s really scrunching her nose up. I know it’s not important but I keep noticing it and it’s bugging me. It looks very fake.
She can't crack a genuine smile, she just looks snarly 😕
 
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I wish she would talk Ronnie to some baby groups. I suffer from anxiety also, not to the point where I can’t leave the house but I get very nervous leaving the house for a day out with my son just the two of us, I don’t like speaking on the phone and I don’t like rooms full of people I don’t know. But I would force myself to go to baby groups. Not many, the most I have done is the local church baby and toddler group and stay and play at the library, but they’re so good for my son. Someone really should be telling her this.
 
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