Mrs Hinch #97 What’s grey, white and full of s***e? Mrs Hinch’s book of lists

[GossipBug]

Shows off a massive processed food shop and then orders a Domino's. PMSL you can't make it up!! Anyway this is my reply to her food shop stories. Just waiting for the block now

"So much plastic waste You know you could easily just shred up a head of lettuce or cut your own spring onions. Done. Do you really need that many premade bottles of formula?? I have one I keep in my baby's changing bag for emergencies but it's so much kinder to the planet to get the tins of powder. Did you show us your perfect prep machine a while ago??? More chicken for Henry...he doesn't need chicken he needs dog food. Premade pouches of baby food? Who not use your Ella's Kitchen cookbook and kitchen gadgets to make your own food for Ronnie? You literally bought a packet of mashed bananas. You could mash up a banana in seconds? Mix it with some avocado. Babies love it!! Please don't keep preaching about washing your single items of clothing in 30° when you're single handedly adding so much to landfill. And turn your damn thermostat down and put on some clothes if you care so much about the environment!!"

 

[MrsEvil]

So much plastic in that food shop! She doesn’t have a bleeping clue does she?

 

[Mrs Pomadour]

Anyone seen the new craze? The beautiful bed bow

This looks like something a cheap motel would do in the 70s pornstar style x

 

[coconochanel]

Also why the hell does she have baskets by the bed hasn't she got a bedside cabinet with you know a drawer?

 

[booyouwho.re]

I don't think she is aware that climate change is a real thing. She is in her hinch bubble lol

 

[Gunt]

Are they all that bleeping blind that they need to label jars of pasta.

 

[Titntat]

Shes got the worse diet I've ever seen. Nice to see Ronnie's going to be following it on with all his food pouches

 

[Gl1tt3rUn1c0rn]

Just got back from the shop, I bought milk, bread and bananas. I'm wondering if anyone wants me to video it so you can see me unpack and put it away! Any takers, I promise it'll be riveting viewing

I will watch it but only if you have the following things;
a pointy finger
brand new bag for life (don’t want any of that reusing craziness)
bananas in a plastic bag
some bahhhssketss, just because you need somewhere to store your baskets
and I’d need a swipe up to some ebay tat or I will feel cheated.

 

[Mummaabc]

She likes the Ella's Kitchen pouches because she knows exactly what's in them?!?!
I knew exactly what was in the mashed actual banana - mashed by me in seconds - that I fed my daughter.
So lazy and wasteful!!!

 

[motherofdonkeys]

I'll tell you whats wrong with people....we have our eyes open and henry is a fat greedy mardy twit! P.S and its not because of Christmas.

A (fat) dog is for life, not just for Christmas

 

[Nottonightbabe]

Love the way she’s justifying only feeding Ronnie bless him, Ella’s Kitchen pouches, because they tell you what’s in them on the back, using the banana one as an example. Here’s a novel idea, buy a banana, mash it with a fork, or slice it up as finger food. You’ll know it contains banana, because it is a bloody banana you knob.

I didn't really get that as a plus point anyway... "on the back it tells you everything thats in there" so that would be like all other food packaging in existence Soph? Because you know, law.

 

[Octopus9]

So much plastic in that food shop! She doesn’t have a bleeping clue does she?

Its alright though, because she reuses the ready meal containers

 

[tippingpoint]

 

[Steph-hunz]

Anyone seen the new craze? The beautiful bed bow

Just why

 

[Maz81]

I will watch it but only if you have the following things;
a pointy finger
brand new bag for life (don’t want any of that reusing craziness)
bananas in a plastic bag
some bahhhssketss, just because you need somewhere to store your baskets
and I’d need a swipe up to some ebay tat or I will feel cheated.

Damn it, i feel like I've let you all down. I actually spent my hard earned cash guyszzz, not a gifted item in site. However I have got a notebook that cost me a quid, I could do a swipe up for that......I'm only selling it for a tenner, its a barg don't you think!

 

[GroundedAngel]

You cook actual meals though, you enjoy your curry

Ermmmm... If only this were true! I’d like to think I’d be cooking properly for my child though!
She makes my takeaway record look positively glowing though!!

Are they all that bleeping blind that they need to label jars of pasta.

Ah don’t worry, I’m not certain they can read.

 

[Not fussed]

The

The irony is we are all invested in this as I guess her army are invested in her,if that makes sense?
Come on beanie,stay onboard.
Let's see this through?
I'd like to play her...oh who sang it...something about I will go down with your ship?....help!?
Always sang morbid songs????

Dido!
I'm so behind though it's probably been answered and now the song is in my head

 

[Blackjack2]

Anyone seen the new craze? The beautiful bed bow

Ruining a perfectly beautiful classic duvet cover with that tripe

 

[Tattler 987]

I'm 50 stone heavier from Xmas, my bleeping hamster is still his pre Xmas weight coz he is a bleeping hamster and wasnt given 8000 bottles of baileys like me. Grow the duck up Sophie your dog is obese, your baby is understimulated, your husband is as straight as a corkscrew and you are a few sandwiches short of a picnic

 

[DramaHun]

And you’re telling me people didn’t know about stacking their pans like that? Are you joking me

... I didn't