Mrs Hinch #89 flogging her eBay dress, but poor Ronnie bless ‘im isn't allowed to make mess

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I must admit I separate everything...for over 30 yrs I have, always have, whites, blacks, delicates, reds, light coloured, darker coloured, workwear, denim, light towels, dark towels, bright towels, pet fleece blankets and towels, bedding with nightwear as I use a different softener for them to everything else. I use non bio, colour, bio on my whites, 2 in 1 for towels. I don’t use it all at same time though and never scent boosters , I’ve used colour sheets once for a new striped t shirt. I get comments all the time on my washing and kids were also immaculate at school despite majority of their clothes being 2nd hand. Rarely iron either.
So you probably use the correct functions on the washing machine? Not just chuck it on a quick wash for everything like I often do 😂😂
 
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Guyyyyys, I just cleaned our kitchen with Zoflora! Call me Soph Hinch! (my name is actually Sophie but that's not the point!)
 
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I’ve just watched the ‘show me the deeds’ story, dear god, she went from Steptoe to Soloman in less than sixty seconds 🤣

They look like those joke teeth you get in Christmas crackers 😱

She’s a low budget hinch with a touch of Kat Slater thrown in for good measure!
What is show me the deeds?
 
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So tonight I unfollowed the Grinch. She just really took the piss with me today. First emptying the washing machine quietly as her two boys were sleeping, Jesus Christ one is a dog who sleeps all day because you don't walk him anymore you lazybitch.
Secondly the staged photo of Ronnie making such a mess eating, that was not a mess, that was a couple of your scraps scattered on his tray while the only thing he has ate was probably porridge.
Thirdly the tiny little shoe mark on the step, what would she make of my cream tiles after my two dogs came in from digging, brown paw prints everywhere.
Fourthly, I haven't been myself for 3 weeks because handsomes Henry my entire life is going for anesthetic tomorrow. duck off, I have two dogs, who are a big part of my life, Ive had 4 miscarriages in just over a year so give up on trying to have kids so just have the dogs. You have a son, you should be spending the day with him instead of in a vet waiting area shopping on eBay.
And last but not least, begging for a new patio set, you probably broke your own yourself because you need a new one for the gram come summer. My husband and I work flat out, moved into our home two years ago and still saving for a patio and a garage we don't have any companies wanting to gift us tit, we've actually to work for everything we want.
P.s Mrs Hinch, bond with your human son, you have no idea how lucky you are to have him, instead you'd rather shine your sink instead of bonding with him. Read with him, take him for walks, buy him colourful toys. He'll grow up too soon and have no connection with you whatsoever.
So when your Hinch army is dead and gone you'll be left with nothing but Dave the duster and Elvis the elbow grease.
Have a nice life you fucktard!!!!!
 
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pic1 no sign of the table in sight in pic 2 storm has blown the table over🤷‍♀️
Looks like her other chair is still standing, can’t remember what it’s called, the one she sits in and swings on. That looks really unstable and is still standing
 
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Just popped on her insta..... Wow just wow! No words!
Looked on her stories the other day after we were talking about her here and she's blocked me! Was obviously reading what we were saying about about her!
 
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Seriously....that baby of hers really doesn’t smile at all, this is a first for me to see a baby who never smiles in a bath, my wee one loves bath time and all you have to do is look at her and smile and she smiles back at you
I think he's concentrating really hard to commit the colour to memory, cause he'll probably never get to see it again! I think he's a little sweetie pie!
 
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Me! I grew up in Dunblane which has city status but is waaaay smaller than Maldon 😂😂😂
I grew up in a town. It currently has 15k residents. That’s about double what it was when I was young. And it was definitely a town then. Never a doubt in my mind it was a town.

how she thinks anyone believes her 60k population town is a village is laughable

Seriously....that baby of hers really doesn’t smile at all, this is a first for me to see a baby who never smiles in a bath, my wee one loves bath time and all you have to do is look at her and smile and she smiles back at you
He smiles for his dad.
 
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