Mrs Hinch #78 Sophie Rose still telling her fibs, but we all saw the Audi that she thought she'd hid!

[Dinosaurlover2019]

Maybe she’s realised what an absolute moron she looked like being so frigging attached to a sponge FGS To the extent of taking it in your honeymoon it’s just ridiculous

Wait. She took her sponge on her honeymoon

 

[DAKJ]

Quite a few recommending elbow Grease

 

[ragdollmissy]

Wait. She took her sponge on her honeymoon

Soph thought it was a birth control device. lol

 

[Nottonightbabe]

The Organised Mum Method, look it up, it's about organising your housework so you do like 30 min a day

And as a bonus, Gemma is nothing like Hinchy Grinchy!

Soph thought it was a birth control device. lol

Minge-h mink-eh

 

[Margot1977]

Ooooh I have something to add to the list of forgotten items!
Cuddle clock

And what on Earth is that???

 

[JabbaAndMutt]

That’s the thing though, the house doesn’t show it. She gets piles and piles of stuff every single day yet the house isn’t cluttered (I know some of you disagree). I try my best not to buy anything I don’t need but my house is still full. I don’t have any decorative shelves because I need every bit of storage I can get. And it was the same when her house was half the size. So she must just be chucking stuff left right and centre. So wasteful!

She had a self storage at some point. Maybe is still there

 

[bassettbb]

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Whilst the sour aftertaste of 'Bibgate' still lingers, Grinch consoles herself with her casseroles and fake Green bean sponge fingers!

 

[Nottonightbabe]

Wait. She took her sponge on her honeymoon

To be fair, it was probably said sponge that paid for the honeymoon

 

[Fizzy bootlaces]

Has anyone ever done slimming world? Can you remember what eating so much veg everyday did to your insides? Now I get why she has 60 wax burners going at the same time

 

[ecp04]

Has anyone ever done slimming world? Can you remember what eating so much veg everyday did to your insides? Now I get why she has 60 wax burners going at the same time

Gotta get my 1/3 of speed food in guuuuuuuyz

 

[tippingpoint]

“I’vE gOt TaTtLe BlOcKeD oN mY pHoNe I dOn’T rEaD wHaT tHeM hOrRiBlE tRoLlS sAy AbOuT mE”

Very good, Sophie Rose. See you tomorrow when you’ll probably be chopping up Milky Way Rolls and snorting them then taking your make up off with a dryer sheet. We worked hard on your Tattle TADA list, you must complete it.

 

[Opendoor]

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Santa’s coming and the cupboards are stocked, the new Audi we tried to hide got clocked but mention bib gate and you will get blocked...

 

[tippingpoint]

Has anyone ever done slimming world? Can you remember what eating so much veg everyday did to your insides? Now I get why she has 60 wax burners going at the same time

Don’t!!!!!!! I still get speed themed nightmares and they’re not drug related. One time I ate a whole bag of sugar snap peas and farted in the office.

 

[Garton64]

Sorry if this has been said already but.... How strange are those rabbit foot prints things???

I had a look at them rabbit foot prints - £28 each. What a rip off

 

[Kmux]

She mentioned about having to order the Xmas meat in one of her stories... as if she’s gonna do a full Xmas roast herself instead of going to ma barkers unless Jamie is gonna make a special Xmas casserole instead on Xmas day . She likes to play the perfect stepford housewife part with her perfect home, perfect car and perfect Xmas but in reality she is just a little girl well out of her league. Can’t cook, doesn’t brush her hair most days and Jamie takes 5 minutes to himself and she becomes deranged. Do you think in her head she is actually imagining them all around the dining table while Jamie carves the turkey and everyone gushes over what a fantastic cook she is. Proper deluded

 

[MrsEvil]

She had a self storage at some point. Maybe is still there

She’d fill one of those in a day the amount she gets. I still think she’s chucking a lot away.

 

[Fizzy bootlaces]

Don’t!!!!!!! I still get speed themed nightmares and they’re not drug related. One time I ate a whole bag of sugar snap peas and farted in the office.

I've been there. Imagine all those casseroles

 

[Dinosaurlover2019]

Soph thought it was a birth control device. lol

Then he’s an even bigger gif for marrying someone like her. Jesus. Just when I think she can’t get any frigging stranger or more annoying I find out something like sponges on honeymoons and it goes to the top of the list.

In other news, I hate that you lie Sophie HinchCliffe and that you deceive your ‘followers’, I hate that you treat your dog like a child and that he is overweight and never walked, I hate that you seem to be so self indulgent and greedy and self absorbed that you need to put on your list ‘talk to ronnie’, I hate that you pretend to be generous for charity, I hate that you are probably the sole responsibility for the o zone layer depleting and landfills rising but most of all I hate how you make other people feel less about themselves and their lives because you pretend to be little you.

 

[Ekkwhine]

Just realised "Kieth" is Devils Ivy, jus' sayin' like.

Pothos-poisonous to dogs, cats and kids. Aww she’s just starting out guyzzzz

 

[Nottonightbabe]

I had a look at them rabbit foot prints - £28 each. What a rip off

You could easily print something similar off at home. Non toxic ink pad for a few quid, done.