Mrs Hinch #77 The instagram break turned out to be fake, Hinch had some swipe ups and a casserole to make

[Not fussed]

I covered her books up in B&M today. Also, when I first walked in there was a bargain bin full of Zoflora, I opened the christmas cranberry and orange one to have a sniff and it smelled like vom. I imagined it was going to smell like a Disney film with butterflies and rainbows the way Grinch goes on about the stuff!

All zoflora smells like that. The mountain air one she raves about is awful
I used to be on the Hinch Facebook group and got blocked for saying I didn't like it
I don't get the fascination with it

 

[via iPhone safari?]

All zoflora smells like that. The mountain air one she raves about is awful
I used to be on the Hinch Facebook group and got blocked for saying I didn't like it
I don't get the fascination with it

Mountain air is vile the pet one she was raving about that I’ve not seen used for ages was awful we were dogsitting for my sister once and my husband used it and I wanted to throw up

 

[queerboudica]

I think I found their LinkedIn pages, v boring

 

[Nortower]

Has she deleted the story of saying she doesn't buy wipes anymore? Just caught up and didn't show on mine

She’ll have been scolded for saying she doesn’t buy them anymore (....but then said she always keeps a pack koz they’re her most fave wipes....so she DOES buy them).....is anyone else really confused? Does she buy them, or not?

 

[jmscp123]

Long time lurker. First time poster.

I just had to say... now she’s decided to prop Ronnie up a bit now and then, has anybody else’s noticed how she seems to shove a pillow down and then basically place him on it. Not prop him up, or help him to sit in any way. He just looks so uncomfortable, but then again he constantly looks uncomfortable around Soph. Poor handsomes mans.

 

[via iPhone safari?]

Imagine also how many germs her phone must hold
After cleaning her toilets etc holding it in her grubby pointy hand

 

[Angel155]

Has she deleted the story of saying she doesn't buy wipes anymore? Just caught up and didn't show on mine

It's ok, I saved the pic We are just here to help with her continuity..........I am just waiting on the paycheck from Gleam

 

[Margot1977]

do we think she’s going to have a little read on here and mention it on her stories tomorrow.
I doubt her ‘hinch army ‘ would dare say anything to their queen that she made a mistake on her Xmas card

Most of the Hinch Army wouldn't realise the apostrophe is not supposed to be there...from some of their comments I've seen, they use them freely whether they are needed or not

 

[TheBlueDonkey]

....“Hansnomest manzes in the whole wide worldz, and Soph. ATB.”

HaNsOmEs DoEs HaS FoOtZ


Remember that one?

 

[zeatrix83]

I decided to count how many stories she done today..... 95. Ninety-bleeping-five, NINETY FIVE!

Most of the Hinch Army wouldn't realise the apostrophe is not supposed to be there...from some of their comments I've seen, they use them freely whether they are needed or not

She’s a calculated doughnut. She will probably do a post tomorrow laughing about how silly she is and be all blond and ditzy.

 

[MrsNott]

Not that I'm claiming any affiliation with Andy or any accounts he holds... But just to say an account commented this

I definitely have not just taken over running my friends account to promote his refugee work after he gave up on Insta.

 

[Laney35]

So been away for the weekend, couldn’t wait to get home to start Christmas wrapping. Sent my friend a pic cause I thought it was cute and she said oh you copying mrs hinch!!!! So came on here and had a good old read and low and behold she’s doing brown paper. I’m fuming!!!

 

[ReadingAlong]

WHY DOES SHE WANT TO SQUEEZE EVERY bleeping THING???????

And breeeeathe
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because everything is a “thing” for her, to have, to possess. Also, the constant and unnecessary pat-pat-patting of diapers after she placed them in the caddy every single time did my head in. Wanna-be Hinchers do this too. Fold towels, place, pat-pat-pat.

 

[MrsNott]

So been away for the weekend, couldn’t wait to get home to start Christmas wrapping. Sent my friend a pic cause I thought it was cute and she said oh you copying mrs hinch!!!! So came on here and had a good old read and low and behold she’s doing brown paper. I’m fuming!!!

Yep I'm livid too

 

[TittyNuggets]

Omg only in Kenya! That was a personal favourite! And Bonjour Monsieur! Good times....



Snake snake is a snaaaakkke

Salad Fingers! Yes! Nobody references him anymore and I’d started to think I’d imagined the creepiness in a weird teenage haze

Nope 100% real Showing our age here I think

 

[Margot1977]

So been away for the weekend, couldn’t wait to get home to start Christmas wrapping. Sent my friend a pic cause I thought it was cute and she said oh you copying mrs hinch!!!! So came on here and had a good old read and low and behold she’s doing brown paper. I’m fuming!!!

Aargh....because clearly NOBODY even heard of brown paper and fabric ribbon before...Agree, it is annoying that she's highjacked the simple idea (and a tasteful one for a change...) and all her little minions think she's just discovered America

 

[bassettbb]

She’ll have been scolded for saying she doesn’t buy them anymore (....but then said she always keeps a pack koz they’re her most fave wipes....so she DOES buy them).....is anyone else really confused? Does she buy them, or not?

What did I miss, what did the video that she deleted say?

 

[YouKay]

So this round of stories are a direct response to Tattle, someone said the dramatic throw of the cloth annoys them, and often someone here points out the fact the time on her Home Bargains clock gives away a pre recorded story.........both captions followed by a Morning Soph.........ATB

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Lol loser

So been away for the weekend, couldn’t wait to get home to start Christmas wrapping. Sent my friend a pic cause I thought it was cute and she said oh you copying mrs hinch!!!! So came on here and had a good old read and low and behold she’s doing brown paper. I’m fuming!!!

Yeah because Mrs Hinch bloody invented everything init
How many people has she copied!

 

[MrsEvil]

I’m still shocked there’s not been more backlash over the internet having a breakdown I’m going to post less on insta’ then after a 45 second break she was back with a vengeance like nothing happened

And the brown paper thing, that’s been a Pinterest staple for years. Everyone I know does it but adds there own personal touches with different stamps, tags etc. it can look really special. I’m actually a bit shocked by hers. It was so ... ordinary. Just not instagramable or Pinterest worthy. And it’s not hard to do. When she stages everything else so well I do wonder whether it was almost deliberate? See I tried something new, not grey, environmentally friendly and it was just a bit tit so next year I’ll go back to the old ways Of glitter and single use plastics and you can all swipe up if you agree.

 

[Nortower]

HaNsOmEs DoEs HaS FoOtZ


Remember that one?

Unfortunately, yes. Yes I do.

What happened to all these duck wits, I mean, “Hinchers” that were asked to tag themselves in all the tit with the stickers on them when they found them hidden (not hidden) in selected stores? I think she shared ONE person...on the same day she pulled that pathetic stunt!! Is no-one else going to own up and tag her in their “haul”? Or is Binch ignoring everyone?