Mrs Hinch #70 on the first day of Xmas the grinch sent to me, a sweatshop made cheap tracky!

[TheRealGretchen]

I would love to come and help you out with some of that stuff. Bring you a dinner round and make you a cuppa, stick a wash load on for you.
Don't worry I won't be turning up on your doorstep like a Hincher but your post touched me because I know what it's like to feel like things are a bit out of your control. Stay strong Mama. And well done on the fundraising

Aww Thank you for your kind words. You’ve actually made me cry.
I went to my Mum’s a couple of weeks back as my sister came back and cooked dinner. It was sooo nice to sit down to a roast cooked by someone else. I don’t actually think in twenty years that’s happened!!

I’m going to save the planet now by washing every single item separately at 30• before replacing my garden solar lights with garden centre Christmas lights which will no doubt put a drain on the planet far more than a 40• wash. But don’t worry guyzzzz it’s Christmas

 

[ScaryDinosaur]

she's left one of her snow globes in the cafe now, I said this whole snow globe thing isn't for her. Maybe I've jynxed her

 

[Kiko]

Wow did I read correct she actually bought that butter and didn’t have to beg for it to be gifted

next week she will be gifted them

 

[Ineedahero]

I understand people don’t enjoy going out out particularly once you hit 30 (I’m 29 and personally still enjoy it occasionally)

Ha I'm way past 40 and I'm not ready to hang up my dancing shoes yet! Although I do spend a lot of time wondering what on earth happened to all the decent music

 

[TheRealGretchen]

Wow did I read correct she actually bought that butter and didn’t have to beg for it to be gifted

Christmas is coming, we’re feeling the pinch. I utterly can’t believe it, £5 on butter spends Hinch.

 

[queerboudica]

showing off a 4.99 box she was gifted is shameless and embarrassing. She should have insisted on paying, and it’s beyond belief she didn’t. Truly wtf. However, buying the premium priced butter from a local farm shop? That’s great...supporting local businesses and not supermarkets.

 

[Onlyhereforthecomments169]

most wonderful time of the year, grinch is spreading swipe ups instead of cheer

 

[Boz]

Christmas is coming, we’re feeling the pinch. I utterly can’t believe it, £5 on butter spends Hinch.

"i can't believe it's not gifted"

 

[LittleMy]

"i can't believe it's not gifted"

That should be the next thread title creased!

 

[OutrageouslyScarlet]

Ha I'm way past 40 and I'm not ready to hang up my dancing shoes yet! Although I do spend a lot of time wondering what on earth happened to all the decent music

Haha I’m 29 and wonder that. I’m not sure why people decide they have turned a certain age so can’t be out past 9pm. Keeps you young!

 

[YouBeYouBoo]

New thread suggestion :
She thinks she's better than us all, but watch how the deluded is about to fall; handsnomes, casseroles & all

 

[Resting itch face]

Thread suggestion - Rockin’ around the gifted tree, have a tacky Holiday’

 

[AreYouHavinAGiraffe]

Bet her hen do was a right scream if she ‘hates going out out’

 

[F the dust.]

She's like a one hit wonder..fun for a bit, cheesy, over rated the boom gone and forgotten...

 

[whitetable19]

I had to unfollow her a few days ago. Can’t stand to watch her anymore.

 

[Bimbles28]

She didn’t have time to do her hair? What with being so busy doing duck all every day. Welcome to mum life! I’m lucky if I wash mine more than twice a week

 

[Not fussed]

I’m not defending her but I HATE baby groups more than anything in the world. My husband has banned me from going because I kept trying them because I thought it would be good for his development and every single time I came home upset because of the bitchy mums.

My baby is really small (like 9th percentile) and we’ve had a lot of problems like reflux and cmpa and some of the comments I’ve had about his size and how if I’d breastfed him he’d be bigger etc.

And I feel it’s just a competition of who’s baby can do what and who has what etc.

Maybe I’ve just been unlucky but it’s really not for me.

Agree, I tried lots with my first and used to leave in tears as it was very cliquey. Mums can be such witches
I never felt I fitted in at groups as I was always so open and honest about how hard it was and how my baby was a dick.
Love him, more than anything. But he can be a dick. But say that in a baby group and the looks you get!

Anyone seen the Muppet on the Mrs Hench Facebook page that is used mould remover to clean her oven

I got blocked from that group for saying I didn't like zoflora

 

[Binkyboos]

She looks like she is pregnant in the pic of her and Ronnie at the garden centre

I don’t think she does, she so self conscious after Ronnie she wears baggy clothes to hide. I done the same after my first born and still do now tbh. I don’t think she took to pregnancy at all, and feel without Jamie she would be struggling with Ronnie alone. I really don’t think another baby is on her mind anytime soon

 

[Peggy Lee]

the harder she tries to make herself “ relatable “ the dafter she looks , some of her content is dire , a treasure box ! spoiling a spoiled dog , ooh look there is some greenery, I do love a bit of greenery , does that make me look silly ? Well yes Soph it does, you are so condescending and patronising your very loyal fans , your army ! they are foolish to admire a shallow person like you and most of them eventually will realise and some of them are going to be furious that you have used them and treat them like idiots , you are insulting thesepeople churning out this drivel and your greed will be your downfall because it’s out of control even Zoella eventually got sussed for her crappy merchandise aimed at very young popularity is very fickle and once it starts to wain it will do so spectacularly your army could be on the turn !

 

[Sammy87]

Oh god, michael bolton again