Ok nusties, according to my book of lists we’ve covered most things
Inedible food
Appletiser and
non alcoholic drinks
Shit decorations
Sex bots
Tutting ladies
Brad
Pitt the CAD
All aboard the Hinch wagon. Stopping at a town near you.
remember to dress appropriately, leggings with bum pads (or a BBL) if you’re feeling flush. White socks. Size 5 trainers, off the shoulder jumper. And most importantly either a Dry Robe or enormous padded coat. As modelled by Sofa at the Dog’s Trust photo shoot.
Feel free to pile on the makeup. Obviously we will be filtered to fuck so it doesn’t matter what you look like.
Upon arrival follow the signs saying DOOR That’s how you get in. And feel free to hang your Dry Robe over the bannister (the coat hooks will be hidden)
Games will be provided for your enjoyment. All micro managed by a hovering claw.