Mrs Hinch #694 A boring trip down memory lane, Hinch is rattled by tattle again

[Sambuj]

She has the bone structure of a 4x4

That wins for me today

 

[Swedish chef]

FFS Whatever did the hunzzz do before Cuntfluencers

There’s Hinch tend feeling lonely giving a little tidy/clean up before bed

There’s SSS showing how to wash bins

There’s Greedy showing how to make the bed

…….and no doubt numerous others with stories and reels like this that are utterly pointless, shite and ridiculous

Surely this nonsense HAS to end soon. They’ll be showing how to actually use the loo rather than just cleaning it soon too

Isn't thou? Absolute buggery bollocks shite feast, an ode to the medicore.

 

[ChunkyMonkey90]

Keeping today I see. After yesterday reel shit show.

 

[AllieBee]

I didn't know how MrS qUiRkY could fuck up that house even more, until she turned her attention to the garden.

Surprised she hasn't tried sccchtyling the mud yet

Next week's content that is

 

[InchSchlong]

I actually work for RSPB and none of those containers are accessible for birds.

Buy the correct bird feeders instead of something that just looks good.

Not functional - they're also WAY too low down for birds. You either hang them high away from predators or you use ground feeders near trees for shelter.

Place the feeders high enough so they are out of reach of ground predators like cats. They should be a couple of metres away from thick cover like bushes, so that small birds can beat a hasty retreat from aerial predators such as sparrowhawks.

Hasn't got a fecking clue has she.

Well I did think are the birds just gonna levitate and feed! They need a perch or something, surely!

 

[essence_of_rock]

Wtf is she doing with that dog?!

 

[PattiQueenB]

But are you drying it with a gifted hairdryer, in a cupboard whilst eye fucking your filtered image?
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I think Danny Dyer would be considered a proper celeb, or at least the most well known! I always giggle seeing Gary from eastenders, hadn’t seen him for years until he cropped up for this
Don’t know if he was actually at this one, just going by the poster further up the thread.

I think they just roll out the same poster every time, by all accounts Danny Dyer and Jake Wood have never been at any of them?

 

[ChunkyMonkey90]

Sad bitch and her fat dog! He's getting fatter and fatter as the weeks go on

 

[Erm…erm…erm…cos i love it]

She very much resembles a witch with a broomstick in that shot. The hair, the face, the claws. Looks like she's about to cast a nasty spell on someone. SSS perhaps?

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Fucking simpleton.

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What is she doing with that plant pot? Why would you hold it like that?

 

[Dexy]

That back yard is beginning to look so dirty with all those chicken pens. Just another piece of the garden she's fucked up. She really has no idea how to manage her money does she. Stupid woman has more money than sense

Chickens bring rats. Imagine her on seeing one .

 

[ilovepizza21]

Hasn’t she done the dog massaging thing before???

I was just coming to say the same thing

 

[HinchesSousChef]

I did exactly the same but I don't think so
My guess is posts that don't fit the R being autistic narrative.

I’m always crap at remembering her grid posts.

 

[influencerbore]

Whenever she says “I had to try this trend” I have absolutely never seen anyone else on Instagram doing it. Does she just make these “trends” up?

Maybe on the beastality instagrams she follows? #hinchnoshesoffhenry

 

[Eyesopened]

Blinking Nora - that’s some ‘hill’ the llamas are climbing

 

[SarcasticEllis]

@Wize Owl tenko tower

 

[SunshineRae]

Is this the event where she's talking about P&G or Dunelm products like she's on the Apprentice? As you said, her anxiety was really on show there

Yes! I think it was for a release of Unstoppables or something.

 

[ilovepizza21]

I don't know if to take this one serious or not

Brilliant

 

[ScrambledBegs]

"Shhpurr of da moment sorta person, but that's me" ...
Tend ANxIeTY roller rant, post filtered to fuckery make up tartery mo

Cant stop laughing
Slowed down is genius haha

 

[traceymrsd]

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It's probably already been said but....


HOLY CO-DEPENDENCE BATMAN!!!!!

Came here say the same

 

[Chesneyslittlesister]

So is the home bargains home range in the way or not? Seems even some of us tattlers had more faith in her than we should have done 🫣