Mrs Hinch #694 A boring trip down memory lane, Hinch is rattled by tattle again

[Sh1tRollsDownHill]

Ner ner na ner ner, see tattle trolls my Henry massage reel went down so well, look at all the great response I received, stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

 

[londonLA]

Is Jamie Brent hoping for some mad Hinchers to come and stalk him at the ‘field?’

Yes and play a game of 'Barrrrskit Ball' with him. Failing that they could always drag Ronnie out when he is next sick to play a game! He seems to enjoy playing basket ball when unwell

 

[springheeledyeti]

Only can re home chickens as its a tend far and the sheep lady said NO let's hope forget this. Will so ever mention it I doubt it

and some of the huns actually remember (shockingly as they don’t notice all her other contradictions) and ask about the ‘new animals’

 

[influencerbore]

I’m only just watching the episode of SS Sort Your Life Out that Hinch did and I am blown away! How is this even the same person that we see on Instagram?! And who the fuck styled her??

She looks evil and so old!

 

[Sh1tRollsDownHill]

Why is she sitting on the floor? She’s got that massive house, there must be a dressing table

It's in that cupboard behind her

 

[The Green Triangle]

Have you not got a fancy personalised tin from NOTHS full of them?!

Nope - Soph's sales tactics did not inspire me to buy

 

[HenryHenchcliffe]

Late night slow mo.
Barskitts of fakery, added porn music
ETA - Spelling mistake on caption 'FATMING' should be FARMING
(marked with a ) cba to change ittttttt!

How can anyone think that's something to be proud of? A basket full of fake eyelashes and fake tan? It's ridiculous. She definitely has imposter syndrome but not the usual kind. She's morphed herself into a plastic somebody who is a nobody!

 

[SuzieMCR]

Ey up … morning motivational (read moany, petulant) quote from Sloph. Had her cage rattled again?!
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Ey up … morning motivational (read moany, petulant) quote from Sloph. Had her cage rattled again?!

Quoting myself as I went back to screen shot and I can’t find it. Dirty delete or Insta playing hide & seek with me? Anyone else see it?

 

[curlywhirlygal]

Hinch just a quick definition of a villan.
A bad person who harms other people, breaks the law, or a cruel or evil character.

Sound familiar????

Exactly, name a villain-sofa Hunch.

Also I think I would recognise her hands more then her actual face if I ever came across her in the wild

 

[springheeledyeti]

You're talking about someone who had her own name tattooed on her wrist before you covered it up with the rose I meant she!

Glad that has been confirmed, I mentioned it a while back and wasn’t sure if I’d imagined reading it here What a walloper. Was it Sophie Rose (added in her teens)

 

[HoratioHoohah]

Not more chickens is she doing it so we lose count?

Probs, but we won’t because we don’t have to remember any lies we’ve spouted…!
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If she's getting silkies we can keep track easy as they look very different to normal chickens. Personally I think silkies are ugly af

Tbf I don’t really find any bird particularly attractive, but as fluffy things go, they’re at the more attractive end of a low bar. I mean the colours on some Amazonian creatures (feathered or not) are quite spectacular, but that’s where it ends.

Nah, I reckon she’s gone for them because she was turned down for the sheep for being an unsuitable animal caregiver and wants her (human) sheep to engage and coo the fuck out of themselves to say how amazing she is.

 

[fannysjohnny]

Were they kept in hospital under the Mental Health Act?

I would assume so.

 

[lalala88]

Guarantee Inch will be ordering a takeout tonight

Hopefully it's his night off so he'll be with his mistress in the bedsit in tropical Southend

 

[springheeledyeti]

And that night when Freda went apeshit was hilarious, fastest her thread has moved for ages!

Don’t be green!!

 

[teshhco-tart]

Inch's boring field/weather talk.
or
Henry's weekly run around.

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I bet he drives to that pitch as well! This dog must be so bored, I wouldn't be surprised if he ate his own shit.

 

[springheeledyeti]

Also its such a mess grammatically, that I actually believe now she did write most of it.

Apart from knowing the word gregarious goes against her shy acoustic never goes out bollocks and the MEmoir wasn’t even that long ago!

Helmet Yahoo

 

[Mum of two]

Whilst cRaZy Mrs Hinch & co were busy in the garden setting their veggies, I was busy bringing my flowers into the utility room out of the cold.
(Floor's still cleaner than dirty egg womans though)

 

[springheeledyeti]

April Cunty Challenge…… complete

I think faffing around with fat balls (Sit down NoNob, that’s not a new name for you, you have no balls ) and Helmet Head in the garden counts as doing some crafty shite with her

She’s so fecking predictable

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Ahh, shag Audrey was on there then she’s finished already blesserart, she works so hard!

 

[Sh1tRollsDownHill]

See Lennie does the toe curl just like his size 5 mamma
And, Lorrie's

 

[fannysjohnny]

Question is,have you changed your hairstyle in the past 20 years?if not and your hair is fairly rigid,I'm afraid there's a good chance you are.should have attached to@ereforthegoss post