Mrs Hinch #693 What happened to your black phone?

[springheeledyeti]

I don’t recall them having a launch party for Poop Wonderland, Frosted Cat Piss and Refreshing Cuntylyptus (or whatever the fuck they were called) so why have a launch party for Vacant Vibes?!

Veruca has to be appeased with a 'party' to stop her retiring to the dog bed for the night upon hearing about bestbubz4eva and her tv show

 

[cazellie]

I reckon her friends have all ditched her because they're bored stiff of listening to her. I imagine she is a me me me type of friend. All she ever talks about is how hard her life is and the trolls. She's forever posting quotes about how difficult her life is and how nasty people are. It's bloody unprofessional because at the end of the day when it comes down to it', it's her business account. I have a business and also a business social media account and I wouldn't dream of posting about my struggles firstly because my struggles have nothing to do with my business and its unprofessional and secondly I don't really think my customers would give a shit infact I reckon alot of them would wonder what I have to complain about when I own a nice home and a successful business. There's a good chance it would turn them off. Post what you like on your private account but business accounts need to be strictly business and professional

Same here with business account I keep things professional. The biggest turnoff for me with a small business is the person apologising for being silent then launching into their health, family, business issues. The unfollow button is swiftly pressed. I wouldn’t dream of putting my life out there like you say that’s what a personal account is for if they must moan! I follow a business account for their business not what they had for dinner

 

[Rach8456]

Why has she tied dog shit bags to their shoes?

 

[HenryHenchcliffe]

Can tell she hasn’t got higher education, I’m still scared I might have accidentally plagiarised the smallest thing when I write anything thanks to it being drummed into us at uni, and the dreaded dissertation referencing

100% this. I've just applied for a postgraduate course and had to write a small personal statement. I've taken words from their prospectus to show I've read and understand what the course entails but equally I'm shitting myself over plagiarism

 

[springheeledyeti]

Just a nice little selection of some the comments on HB Facebook about the lorry!



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Jus laavvv it if I’m honessccct!

 

[springheeledyeti]

New edition of Drum roll Arsenal Holes tagging Mrs Hinch

1) It seems the new trend is to tag a photo holding a bottle of Vacunty Vibesssh “Outdoorable Fressssh“ up to the sky
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2) This one of the Hunzzz saw the above photo and decided to go one better and get the sun in their tagged pic 🫣
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3) This one of the Hunzzz thought fuck that, I’m not looking at the sun to get a pic, I’ll take a bottle down to the seashore
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4) Finally, last but not least…..this hun went down to her local little bay and took a pic of her Vacunty Vibessssh and even had a reply from Sopha…. bet she’ll eat out on that for months in the Cunty Cleaning Community 🥱🥱🥱
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and they tell ‘trolls’ to get a loife hunnnaaayyyy

 

[Wine-bena]

Her bed looked pretty made when Mario and wax lady were there
Maybe that was the last time she put any effort in

 

[Brightstar72]

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Why? To go with your fake farm, fake hair, fake arse cheeks, fake plants and fake fucking life, you piece of shit. She’s really fucking pissing me off today, can you tell?

Isn’t that phone a toy; it’s so small!

 

[HinchesSousChef]

She’s done For the day then.

 

[welshgirl2021]

WTF why is somebody sending her stuff? Anybody else see things on IG idea’s etc but do not send the person who posted a frigging gift box and letter?

 

[cazellie]

We've spoken about the fact she can't be left alone with sharp objects.. those 'wine glasses' where she Cheers Jimbob clink like plastic, can she not even be left alone with a glass??

I had to go back and watch it again. Defo not glass!

 

[Swedish chef]

Dirrrrrty egg lady clearly had too many left over… also isn’t that that team jimbob supports? Wonder if we shall see that on the farm soon? Nothing like breaking a little bit of copyright View attachment 2866520

Just what every hansommmannnzzzzzpappa needs a giant arsenal hole egg

 

[brainwashednomore]

I'm no clean freak or tidy freak but I absolutely cannot get into an unmade bed, I don't believe she hasn't made the bed for over a week

I’m the same, it’s the first thing I do once I’ve made myself a cuppa in the morning. My son is a typical, messy 15 yr old toddler and even he has started making his bed in the morning because he says it feels so much nicer getting into a made bed. The rest of his bedroom is an absolute shit tip but his bed is always made.

 

[Swedish chef]

New edition of Drum roll Arsenal Holes tagging Mrs Hinch

1) It seems the new trend is to tag a photo holding a bottle of Vacunty Vibesssh “Outdoorable Fressssh“ up to the sky
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2) This one of the Hunzzz saw the above photo and decided to go one better and get the sun in their tagged pic 🫣
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3) This one of the Hunzzz thought fuck that, I’m not looking at the sun to get a pic, I’ll take a bottle down to the seashore
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4) Finally, last but not least…..this hun went down to her local little bay and took a pic of her Vacunty Vibessssh and even had a reply from Sopha…. bet she’ll eat out on that for months in the Cunty Cleaning Community 🥱🥱🥱
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Vacunty vibes, outdoorzzzzzz edition

 

[The Green Triangle]

Oh no!! She's just started following Lazy Spa! Trying to claw a freebie in time for summer

Flippin plagiarists everywhere ... although in this case it's a definite case of great minds thinking alike

 

[Pumpkins1506]

Either she is a wasteful cunt or Maldon DC have stopped doing recycling collections. Hmm, I wonder which one it could be.

That is an obscene amount of recycling. I mean, recycling is good, but HOW MUCH shit does she accumulate that she can’t use the recycling bags provided? I’d hazard a guess that she might be a little bit lazy and saves stuff for the ‘gram, but surely no one does that, especially not a 5 million bot famousssssh anxiety acoustic ridden fake arse dingbat? Nah.

I reckon she doesn't put the bins out for fear of someone going through them. Which is just ridiculous. She isn't a scandalous a-lister, she's a nobody.

There's no way she thinks fiddle or Jaym are unimportant enough to walk the bins down the vulva drive at 7am on a Thursday.

I nearly booked a tip run for today but we made other plans. Shame, I could have had some tea

 

[Pumpkins1506]

P&G probably told her that if this scent doesn't sell well that's the end of it. They have probably lost a shit ton of money with the other scents seeing as that there is still a lot left on the shelves

I'll be a teeeny bit fair to her, p&g keep releasing her scents as well as their own. The market is totally saturated with synthetic scented cleaning product ranges . I wouldn't be surprised if what you've said is the case, but poor sales are of their making, she's just the billboard having no effect.

 

[Tootle Pip Wiz]

What such riveting on-the-edge-of-your-seat content we have today. A duster. That smells. Whoopie doo.

 

[HenryHenchcliffe]

Ah boys have been with the paid nanny today

Is she going to eat the cake made with EGG from tortured chickens....?

#animallover #don'teatchicken #donteateggs #liarliar
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Does she realise that cake is probably made with eggs?

Ah great minds

 

[The Green Triangle]

Do Tattle ads know something we don't - getting ready to bid the MrsHinchHome account farewell and rest in peace?