I don't know why she insists on all these fake 'surprises' as well as insisting she doesn't know how anything has happened to her and why her account became a success. To me that implies she views her business plan as something dirty and shameful which ought to be hidden from the masses.
Nothing was a surprise, she planned everything and all those 'surprises' meticulously from day 1 with nonob. As if a client would take the liberty to set up such chaos without permission and an approved running of the event by her. I think it was done at the house so they could control every aspect of it, not because of anxiety and certainly not because of budget.
As for the party itself...well that wasn't a party, was it. As a business perspective, I also do not see the point of having a launch without a guest list. Everyone in the room knew about the product so what exactly were they announcing and to whom?
She acted as if it was a baby shower.
Lastly, many of you nusties also wonder like I do - what is the big deal with this scent/range? It's just another fucking scent. Why the truck and why this OTT display of chemicals at her crem by b&m? Would that be her last?
Anyway I thought the whole thing was extremely pathetic and pointless. I hope P&G has allocated some funds for a psychiatrist for her because she needs meds.
Here's what I assume happened:
Soph is told there will be some kind of promo/launch and she needs to be out of the house on a certain date for a certain amount of hours. She books herself a blow-dry and takes Freda along to get her helmet shined.
Jamie lets everyone in and follows the young girl (who is just trying to blow up balloons and place cupcakes on a plate) round saying thing like "ahh that's well good dahhlin she will love that you're so clevaaah bless your art can I follow you on Insta babe?" He then lights 73 candles.
Soph arrives home at the designated time. She isn't the most talented
at anything actress, so knowing the set up was going to be there means she has had time to perfect her "oh little old me I'm so shocked" face. But she didn't know EXACTLY what the set up would be, so there was some element of true surprise there. I imagine she worked very hard (for once in her life) to stop the disappointment from showing.
Thoughts: The young looking lad in the videos..is he the same one from the kitchen when the llamas came in during the Tesco home range set up? He looks familiar and I'd say he's some kind of visual merchandiser?
The table was set for 4, Freda and Cling On definitely stayed for take away, why else would the table be set for 4? I don't believe Mamfa stayed, in fact I don't think she accompanies them or spends half as much time with them as the Helmet and ClingOn do. Probably too busy babysitting.
This 'party' happened 2 weeks ago, but she saved it to coincide with SSS show launch date to make it seem like she actually has something going on.
Between this and the lorry I've cringed myself inside out. I can't even see why the die hard Hinchers think either of these things is any kind of achievement?! If the lorry HAD been an announcement of a collab with HB and she DID have a range coming out there I could kind of see it. As shit and greige as the range would be, at least it would be SOMETHING. But no. They're wetting themselves over 1 lorry containing other people's products
I'm happy at home, I just love it..." 
) it’s just a new laundry scent. Think she’s been sniffing too much of it. It’s making her delirious.
Soph cuts the cake but there’s only her & Jamie there! What a sad life they are leading and bringing those boys in. Not a healthy family dynamic. Sophie can stop pretending she’s a homebody because we all know she goes out, but just doesn’t tell her followers. Shes as much of a homebody as she is a farmer!
